It’s all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]
Nobody’s buying Ke$ha’s album because it’s called ‘Die Young’. [TMZ]
Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]
But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]
Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]
Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake looks … different. [Lainey Gossip]
Missing the nineties so hard. [theBERRY]
Sure didn’t need this visual, but thanks. [Yeeeah]
‘Dexter’ finale recap. [Socialite Life]
Olivia Wilde’s vagina found the love of its life. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kelly Osbourne says we all have housewife hair, but of course, she doesn’t. [Cele|bitchy]
But of course Tom Cruise doesn’t have sex. You’d need a penis to do that. [Bohomoth]
Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend is barely legal. [IDLYITW]
I like what Demi Lovato’s doing here. [I’m Not Obsessed]
The new Megan Fox. [G Celeb]
The Beckham son is modeling now. [Celebzter]
Zooey Deschanel—officially on the market. [Hollywood PQ]