Just twelve weeks after suffering serious injuries in a car accident, Mayim Bialik announces that she and her husband of nine years, Michael Stone, are divorcing.
The official statement, from Mayim's blog:
After much consideration and soul-searching, Michael and I have arrived at the decision to divorce due to “Irreconcilable Differences.”
Divorce is terribly sad, painful and incomprehensible for children. It is not something we have decided lightly.
The hands-on style of pare...
And if you thought she might have maybe, I don't know, done something totally crazy like eat turkey on a holiday where turkey is traditionally consumed, you'd be dead wrong. Because that photo up there? Well it was specifically for PETA's "Eat No Turkey" campaign. And that's what Courtney Stodden did this Thanksgiving, you guys. In those heels.
Were your Thanksgivings anything like Courtney's? Did you spit in PETA's eye and eat turkey? Did you hop on board the no-turkey train? Or did you j...
Ok, this is going to be kind of complicated, since we don't really pay attention to Halle Berry over here, but it's a pretty big story, so let's play catch-up, just in case you don't know the back story.
See, Halle has this kid, Nahla, with professional hot ass, Gabriel Aubry. They broke up, and Gabriel still wanted to see his daughter, but Halle wanted to make it difficult. The custody battle started over two years ago.
So Halle meets this other dude, Olivier Martinez, and they got engaged. And...
Yesterday, we celebrated the things we are thankful for. Personally, I was especially thankful for my family, including my darling fur babies, and banana pudding. Lots and lots of banana pudding. I was unthankful for my incredibly bitchy cousin and her equally bitchy husband who openly rolled their eyes and laughed when everyone else told me how great I looked (pink hair! Ha ha, I'm a miserable bitch!), but I was thankful for her banana pudding.
I was also thankful for this incredibly won...
What, did you seriously think I was going to let this day (or the next) pass without the holiday's own theme song? But on a real note, this is the song I've been singing all damn day long as I baked pumpkin pies and chocolate cream pies and cracked open rutabaga with my hatchet and mallet and chopped so many onions that my eyes are starting to look all puckered-like and red:
So yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! And make sure you eat lots and lots and lots, because this holiday's all about being super thankful for everything we get to stick in our pieholes tomorrow, 'cause by God we're going to live to regret it come Friday morning. Which is when we'll see your beautiful faces all over again, because believe it or not, there are people out there who care about our malignant asses and want to share the day with us (probably just because we can bake some mean pies and poultry).
Happy Thanksgiving, again, friends, and this year I'll totally be thanking my lucky stars for all of you, you who I share bits and pieces of my life with on a daily basis. You're the best readers anyone could ask for, and I'm not being sarcastic---for the first time today. />
What, did you seriously think I was going to let this day (or the next) pass without the holiday's own theme song? But on a real note, this is the song I've been singing all damn day long as I baked pumpkin pies and chocolate cream pies and cracked open rutabaga with my hatchet and mallet and chopped so many onions that my eyes are starting to look all puckered-like and red:
So yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! And make sure you eat lots and lots and lots, because this holiday's all about being sup...
So promise not to kill me for this, because I know that I totally despise it when my favorite celebrity gossip blogs write ridiculously misleading headlines, but hear me out here. There's actually a very good reason for my blatant lie about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard being all engaged and stuff. Here. From ...
Can y'all believe that it's been a whole two weeks since we last ran a story about LeAnn or Eddie? I mean, that's got to be some kind of record here, right? The thing is, it's like the best was saved for last (or for today)---sources are saying that LeAnn and Eddie's marriage is getting so bad that she's working overtime trying to get herself knocked up, because what better way to save a foundering marriage than to bring a poor, defenseless baby into the fray?
From ...
From Hollywood Life:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are going to be parents! According to a new report in Ok! magazine, Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together.
Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making!
“Rob finally caved this week,” a source says. “They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he...
From Radar:
Emma Stone has a sex tape, and it's not with her Amazing Spider-Man co-star and boyfriend Andrew Garfield, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
While the Easy A actress is known more as a comedic sweetheart than a sultry sexpot, a close insider says Emma, 24, has a wild streak that has culminated itself in the form of a homemade sex romp on video.
"Emma Stone has a sex tape and that's a fact," the source told RadarOnline.com.
"She made it long before she started dating Andre...
Guys. I don't know when it happened, but it's the holidays. Like right now. For my fellow Americans, tomorrow is Thanksgiving (which I like because of the sentiment and because I get to see my family, but, like, I'm not in love with turkey and stuffing is gross), and then in just a couple of weeks there will be a big ol' slew of holidays! Holidays that you'll probably get some gifts for! And, tell me, what could possibly be a better gift than one of Gwyneth Paltrow's special Goopy items?
...
Ok, so let's start at the beginning here. Kristen Stewart was doing an interview, and at one point the guy asked her if she'd ever be a Bond girl. Here's what she said:
“I’m not sure, I would love to read a few graphs of the script. I choose my roles really instinctually (sic). I would really have to connect with the material.”
Right? And when she was pressed, she "I don't know, maybe," and when she was asked again, she said "yes, hell yes." So we know that Kristen Stewart has either a vague inte...
Hey, Jessica Biel. Guess what, girl? You still suck at dressing, and while this particular infraction isn't as bad as that Blanche Deveraux-getup thing you wore to one of the 'Hitchcock' premieres, it's still pretty bad. Why? Well, let me clue you in: your dress looks like a big, charred vagina. That's right. It looks like you took a blowtorch to your vulva and laughed maniacally while the delicate folds of pretty pink skin sizzled like sausages, crackled like a chip bag, puckered like a prune, and finally contorted...
Just twelve weeks after suffering serious injuries in a car accident, Mayim Bialik announces that she and her husband of nine years, Michael Stone, are divorcing.
The official statement, from Mayim's blog:
After much consideration and soul-searching, Michael and I have arrived at the decision to divorce due to “Irreconcilable Differences.”
Divorce is terribly sad, painful and incomprehensible for children. It is not something we have decided lightly.
The hands-on style of pare...
And if you thought she might have maybe, I don't know, done something totally crazy like eat turkey on a holiday where turkey is traditionally consumed, you'd be dead wrong. Because that photo up there? Well it was specifically for PETA's "Eat No Turkey" campaign. And that's what Courtney Stodden did this Thanksgiving, you guys. In those heels.
Were your Thanksgivings anything like Courtney's? Did you spit in PETA's eye and eat turkey? Did you hop on board the no-turkey train? Or did you j...
Ok, this is going to be kind of complicated, since we don't really pay attention to Halle Berry over here, but it's a pretty big story, so let's play catch-up, just in case you don't know the back story.
See, Halle has this kid, Nahla, with professional hot ass, Gabriel Aubry. They broke up, and Gabriel still wanted to see his daughter, but Halle wanted to make it difficult. The custody battle started over two years ago.
So Halle meets this other dude, Olivier Martinez, and they got engaged. And...
Yesterday, we celebrated the things we are thankful for. Personally, I was especially thankful for my family, including my darling fur babies, and banana pudding. Lots and lots of banana pudding. I was unthankful for my incredibly bitchy cousin and her equally bitchy husband who openly rolled their eyes and laughed when everyone else told me how great I looked (pink hair! Ha ha, I'm a miserable bitch!), but I was thankful for her banana pudding.
I was also thankful for this incredibly won...
So promise not to kill me for this, because I know that I totally despise it when my favorite celebrity gossip blogs write ridiculously misleading headlines, but hear me out here. There's actually a very good reason for my blatant lie about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard being all engaged and stuff. Here. From ...
Can y'all believe that it's been a whole two weeks since we last ran a story about LeAnn or Eddie? I mean, that's got to be some kind of record here, right? The thing is, it's like the best was saved for last (or for today)---sources are saying that LeAnn and Eddie's marriage is getting so bad that she's working overtime trying to get herself knocked up, because what better way to save a foundering marriage than to bring a poor, defenseless baby into the fray?
From ...
From Hollywood Life:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are going to be parents! According to a new report in Ok! magazine, Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together.
Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making!
“Rob finally caved this week,” a source says. “They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he...
From Radar:
Emma Stone has a sex tape, and it's not with her Amazing Spider-Man co-star and boyfriend Andrew Garfield, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
While the Easy A actress is known more as a comedic sweetheart than a sultry sexpot, a close insider says Emma, 24, has a wild streak that has culminated itself in the form of a homemade sex romp on video.
"Emma Stone has a sex tape and that's a fact," the source told RadarOnline.com.
"She made it long before she started dating Andre...
Guys. I don't know when it happened, but it's the holidays. Like right now. For my fellow Americans, tomorrow is Thanksgiving (which I like because of the sentiment and because I get to see my family, but, like, I'm not in love with turkey and stuffing is gross), and then in just a couple of weeks there will be a big ol' slew of holidays! Holidays that you'll probably get some gifts for! And, tell me, what could possibly be a better gift than one of Gwyneth Paltrow's special Goopy items?
...
Ok, so let's start at the beginning here. Kristen Stewart was doing an interview, and at one point the guy asked her if she'd ever be a Bond girl. Here's what she said:
“I’m not sure, I would love to read a few graphs of the script. I choose my roles really instinctually (sic). I would really have to connect with the material.”
Right? And when she was pressed, she "I don't know, maybe," and when she was asked again, she said "yes, hell yes." So we know that Kristen Stewart has either a vague inte...
Hey, Jessica Biel. Guess what, girl? You still suck at dressing, and while this particular infraction isn't as bad as that Blanche Deveraux-getup thing you wore to one of the 'Hitchcock' premieres, it's still pretty bad. Why? Well, let me clue you in: your dress looks like a big, charred vagina. That's right. It looks like you took a blowtorch to your vulva and laughed maniacally while the delicate folds of pretty pink skin sizzled like sausages, crackled like a chip bag, puckered like a prune, and finally contorted...