Today's Evil Beet Gossip

But Why Are You Touching the Nanny’s Ass, Gavin Rossdale?

photo of gavin rossdale touching the nanny's ass pictures See that picture? That's the backside of Gavin Rossdale, and he's touching the backside of his nanny, who he took on a hike with his sons the other day, sans wife Gwen Stefani. And I don't know for sure, but I think in most cases, behavior like this (if this is, indeed, 'this' behavior) is kind of frowned upon, no? Assuming this isn't 'this' behavior, let's talk about Gwen Stefani and her dad for a minute. In a recent interview, Gwen claimed that her dad knew that Gwen would marry Gavi...

Now Lindsay Wants Her Own Sitcom

A photo of Lindsay Lohan It's happening. Hollywood's darling (ha ha) is shooting for the moon. Drunk off the success or whatever from her big Lifetime movie, Lindsay Lohan is interested in prolonging her comeback with her very own television show! From Radar: Even though critics raked Lindsay Lohan over the coals for her performance in the Lifetime television movie Liz & Dick, the former child actress is determined to star in her own television sitcom, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. "Lindsay has asked her manager and agent to look into gettin...

Let Gwyneth Paltrow Give You Some Tips for The Holidays

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow I'm going to be straight with you here: Gwyneth Paltrow did this big long GOOP newsletter about the holidays, specifically about gifts. And she named all this stupid shit that she thinks would be nice to receive, and I'm sure it would be fun to go through all of her Goopy gifts, but I just don't have the heart for it. Like, ok, here's one of the items on her wishlist: See? It's a big stupid horn that you put your stupid iPhone in so you can listen to your music or whatever. It costs ...

There’s A New Marilyn Monroe Movie And Nobody Told Lindsay Lohan

A photo of Marilyn Monroe Poor Lindsay. Last year, Michelle Williams totally stole the role she was born for in My Week with Marilyn, and now there's another Marilyn movie, Blonde, in the works, but did Lindsay get the part? No, no, Naomi Watts had to steal that away from her too. The injustice of it all. But really, this new Marilyn movie sounds really good: As to the scope of “Blonde,” don’t expect a “Lincoln”-like sliver of the troubled star’s life. "It's about her whole life,” Andrew Dominik ...

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photo of jennifer lawrence pictures Jennifer Lawrence Thanksgiving bikini! As in thanks for giving these to us, girl! [The Superficial] Anne Hathaway's one-off nails. [Lainey Gossip] All the details on Emma Stone's sex tape. [Yeeeah] Guess who the king of YouTube is! [Starpulse] Furby Flashbacks. [theBERRY] She was not. that. bad. [Cele|bitchy] PHOTOS: Simon Cowell's plastic surgery failure. [Bohomoth] Leighton Meester goes topless. [Amy Grindhouse] 11 Simple Rules for What to Do When a Parent Dies. [The Frisky] This is what Matthew McConaughey looks like down fo...

Your Daily Gosling (Are We Over This Yet?)

[Image removed upon request] Man. Ryan Gosling is still so hot, but to answer my own question of "are we over this yet", yes, yes we are---or at least I am. Ryan Gosling is forever going to be hot, but I'm just not sure that he warrants a Your Daily Gosling post on Evil Beet any longer, simply just because of the fact that he's hot. Yeah, he's hot, but he's totally off the market with all of this incomprehensible Eva Mendes business, and we're going to be looking at Ryan Gosling in a few years as a humanitarian-baby-daddy-maybe-husband-award-winning-actor. You know. Kind of like Brad Pitt or George Clooney---one of those of the untouchable type of caliber. Oh how he's ascended. And ha. Remember that time that Ryan Gosling broke up with Rachel McAdams because he was all mad that she went mainstream with her movie role choices? Sometimes we grow up so fast, huh? (Also, this is Ryan, walking with Eva in New York City over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. And that's about it.) />[Image removed upon request] Man. Ryan Gosling is still so hot, but to answer my own question of "are we over this yet", yes, yes we are---or at least I am. Ryan Gosling is forever going to be hot, but I'm just not sure that he warrants a Your Daily Gosling post on Evil Beet any longer, simply just because of the fact that he's hot. Yeah, he's hot, but he's totally off the market with all of this incomprehensible Eva Mendes business, and we're going to be looking at Ryan Gosling in a few years ...

Oh My God, ‘Liz & Dick’

photo of liz & dick pictures You don't know how many times I wrote and re-wrote this post in my head, guys, because no matter what I said or how I said it, it was completely unbelievable and preposterous, so I'm just going to come out with it: did you watch 'Liz & Dick' last night? Because I did. In its entirety. And short of thinking that the film's soundtrack was busted ass (it was), and that they completely rushed the ending to fit it into a two-hour block ... ugh, here goes I guess---I loved it. I LOVED it. I actually th...

Child Protective Services Are Getting Involved in The Halle Berry Mess

A photo of Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry I'm so impressionable, you guys. Is Gabriel Aubry the villain here? Did Halle Berry orchestrate this whole thing? I don't know. The only thing I know for sure is that Halle's man, Olivier Martinez, is the asshole that knocks a guy unconscious and then makes a citizen's arrest. Oh, and I also know that things are about to get even worse in the aftermath of The Great Thanksgiving Debacle of 2012: The L.A. County Department of Child Protective Services will be formally re-opening an abuse investigati...

Chris Brown: Still A Douchebag, Now Without Twitter

A photo of Chris Brown I know, it's ANOTHER story about Chris Brown being a bad person, but this is a really good one! It's one of the ones where Chris proves it himself with his words, and those are my favorite! You'll see. Ok, basically Chris Brown got in this Twitter fight with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson, who is now one of my personal heroes. She was funny, he said a bunch of immature shit, and then he deleted his Twitter. I'm going to try to recount the conversation for you, but since Chris' Twitter isn't there anymore, it might be a little difficult. Bu...

Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

A photo of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan You know what they say: give a crackhead a fish and you'll feed her for a day, but teach a crackhead to fish and she'll probably fall off the boat and then you'll have to deal with a bunch of lawsuits. Ha ha, but seriously. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren't two peas in a pod, but two jackasses in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close. Ok, now let's review an old story: Lindsay Lohan never pays her taxes. When she does manage to get a job, she spend...

Lady Gaga Eats Thanksgiving Leftovers Naked

A photo of Lady Gaga Sorry, we don't have pictures or anything. There's not a porn of Lady Gaga tantalizingly gnawing on a drumstick or rubbing cranberry sauce all over her body. No photos of her doing disgustingly literal things with stuffing. Nope, it's just a story that she told via Twitter, but it's still sweet. From Us Weekly: Lady Gaga is no stranger to strange occurrences, but even she couldn't anticipate what happened on Thursday, Nov. 22, when she woke up in the middle of the night to raid the frid...

Halle Berry Wants A Permanent Restraining Order Against Gabriel Aubry

A photo of Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry, and Nahla From TMZ: Halle Berry is taking no chances ... she's going to court early this week for a restraining order against Gabriel Aubry after the blowout fight Thanksgiving day ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ Halle and her lawyers are alarmed that Gabriel allegedly started the fight with Olivier Martinez right in front of 4-year-old Nahla. Although a judge issued an emergency order of protection -- requiring Gabriel to stay 100 yards away from Halle, Nahla and Olivie...