The Princess is green with envy. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivier Martinez wants you to know that he's just fine, thank you very much. [Splash]
... And he's wearing a handbrace, too, so feel bad for him. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry will not be getting into trouble. [TMZ]
Angus T. Jones issues a half-hearted apology. [The Blemish]
Blake Lively, even more gorgeous. [theBERRY]
Is this the new 'Star Wars' director? [Huff Po]
Demi Moore's got a new half-her-age boyfriend. [Hollywood PQ]
...
Oh that hair. No. Girl.
To recap, this is what her hair looked like the last time we spoke of her on Evil Beet---which was two-and-a-half years ago:
Granted, her outfit this time around is much, much better, but the new hair? I'm definitely not feeling it. It looks like a home-job (not that there's anything wrong with home-jobs; I do my own hair, too---cut, color, and all), but like how some home-jobs go, it looks ... well, botched. It looks like something I did to my hair a decade ago by ...
From Us:
Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest -- and totally unexpected! -- present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms.
"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance...
Close call, right? Things were a little iffy there for a while, but now we're learning that Gabriel Aubry won't be arrested for getting his entire face punched in. Probably.
From TMZ:
Gabriel Aubry almost certainly will NOT face criminal prosecution for the violent Thanksgiving Day brawl at Halle Berry's home ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
As you know ... Olivier Martinez made a citizen's arrest against Gabriel and he was booked for battery. We've learned the case will be sent ...
Yeah, Angus T. Jones, star of Two and a Half Men, begged everyone to stop watching his show. And yeah, he called it "filth," and sure, he sort of insinuated that Satan was involved with the production. But he's still totally grateful, ok? And you probably just misunderstood him anyway.
Here's the statement he released about the situation:
"I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours.
While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every m...
Guys. I am angry with Chris Brown. I'm not just rolling my eyes, I'm sincerely upset with him. And don't laugh, but it's because of a picture he posted on Instagram.
He still hasn't reactivated his Twitter account after that gross fight he got into over the weekend, but his Instagram account is still active. Here's what he posted:
That awkward moment when the only person u can relate to in the world is dead.
And the picture?
Tupac. Motherf-cking Tupac. I just can't with this. Is ...
Can we just start a collective "you go, girl"? Because Shia LaBeouf's ex deserves it. Can you even imagine what it would be like to date him? So gross. And they were together for two whole years, which blows my mind because I think I would break up with him about three seconds after I figured out I was dating Shia LaBeouf. So let's give her a hand for putting her foot down and saying "Shia LaBeouf, you are a complete jackass and we shall be involved no more."
Actually, I'm just making...
From TMZ:
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Kelly -- who played Eric Foreman's sister on the sitcom -- and a male (identified as her husband) were each arrested last night following a violent incident at their home in which they allegedly assaulted each other.
Cops say there were no visible injuries -- and no drugs or alcohol were involved.
Both Kelly and the 61-year-old man are still in custody.
Are we sure that the 61-year-old man is her husband, and not her fa...
I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come… The time is nigh. It’s soon. I got a good feeling about it.
---Brad Pitt on finally anteing up and marrying his babies' mama, Angelina Jolie. But the part about marrying within his childrens' lifetime honestly kind of confuses me. I mean, even if he married Angelina Jolie on his f-cking deathbed, God willing, wouldn't that be in his childrens' lifetime? Tha...
Olivier Martinez should probably be ashamed of himself now. [The Superficial]
Asslee Simpson's single again. [Bitten and Bound]
'Catching Fire' stills. [Starpulse]
Disney's making a 'Life Size 2'? [OMGBlog]
The 'Boy Meets World' meets 'Girl Meets World' is totally happening. [Socialite Life]
What's that? Taylor Swift's clingy? No. [Celebslam]
More on Angus T. Jones' fame. [Yeeeah]
Kendall Jenner's first Vogue. [The Blemish]
What you'll learn about yourself if you separate with your cell phone for a week...
This is what Angus's mom had to say, and surprisingly, it's not in support of her son's somewhat-ungrateful rant against the show that provided him the platform on which to spew his beliefs:
"I'm concerned he's being exploited by the church."
Yeah, it's not much, but just think for a second. She's his mother, and they don't have a terribly bad or wholly damaged relationship that we're aware of, so just how much can she say without really throwing her kid under the bus? Can she honestly go ahead and say something like, "This little shit's diggi...
No, but seriously, shut the f-ck up, Madonna. Once and for all, shut the f-ck up.
According to Madonna's personal trainer, who did a recent interview with New! magazine, Madonna's most-lamented body part is her thighs. She, like, totally hates them or whatever and thinks they're totally disgusting. From New!:
"We're all born with an area we're insecure about and she thinks it's her thighs so we spend a lot of time moulding and sculpting. She works very hard on it. She’s in the gym five...
The Princess is green with envy. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivier Martinez wants you to know that he's just fine, thank you very much. [Splash]
... And he's wearing a handbrace, too, so feel bad for him. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry will not be getting into trouble. [TMZ]
Angus T. Jones issues a half-hearted apology. [The Blemish]
Blake Lively, even more gorgeous. [theBERRY]
Is this the new 'Star Wars' director? [Huff Po]
Demi Moore's got a new half-her-age boyfriend. [Hollywood PQ]
...
Oh that hair. No. Girl.
To recap, this is what her hair looked like the last time we spoke of her on Evil Beet---which was two-and-a-half years ago:
Granted, her outfit this time around is much, much better, but the new hair? I'm definitely not feeling it. It looks like a home-job (not that there's anything wrong with home-jobs; I do my own hair, too---cut, color, and all), but like how some home-jobs go, it looks ... well, botched. It looks like something I did to my hair a decade ago by ...
From Us:
Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest -- and totally unexpected! -- present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms.
"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance...
Close call, right? Things were a little iffy there for a while, but now we're learning that Gabriel Aubry won't be arrested for getting his entire face punched in. Probably.
From TMZ:
Gabriel Aubry almost certainly will NOT face criminal prosecution for the violent Thanksgiving Day brawl at Halle Berry's home ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
As you know ... Olivier Martinez made a citizen's arrest against Gabriel and he was booked for battery. We've learned the case will be sent ...
Yeah, Angus T. Jones, star of Two and a Half Men, begged everyone to stop watching his show. And yeah, he called it "filth," and sure, he sort of insinuated that Satan was involved with the production. But he's still totally grateful, ok? And you probably just misunderstood him anyway.
Here's the statement he released about the situation:
"I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours.
While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every m...
Guys. I am angry with Chris Brown. I'm not just rolling my eyes, I'm sincerely upset with him. And don't laugh, but it's because of a picture he posted on Instagram.
He still hasn't reactivated his Twitter account after that gross fight he got into over the weekend, but his Instagram account is still active. Here's what he posted:
That awkward moment when the only person u can relate to in the world is dead.
And the picture?
Tupac. Motherf-cking Tupac. I just can't with this. Is ...
Can we just start a collective "you go, girl"? Because Shia LaBeouf's ex deserves it. Can you even imagine what it would be like to date him? So gross. And they were together for two whole years, which blows my mind because I think I would break up with him about three seconds after I figured out I was dating Shia LaBeouf. So let's give her a hand for putting her foot down and saying "Shia LaBeouf, you are a complete jackass and we shall be involved no more."
Actually, I'm just making...
From TMZ:
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Kelly -- who played Eric Foreman's sister on the sitcom -- and a male (identified as her husband) were each arrested last night following a violent incident at their home in which they allegedly assaulted each other.
Cops say there were no visible injuries -- and no drugs or alcohol were involved.
Both Kelly and the 61-year-old man are still in custody.
Are we sure that the 61-year-old man is her husband, and not her fa...
I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come… The time is nigh. It’s soon. I got a good feeling about it.
---Brad Pitt on finally anteing up and marrying his babies' mama, Angelina Jolie. But the part about marrying within his childrens' lifetime honestly kind of confuses me. I mean, even if he married Angelina Jolie on his f-cking deathbed, God willing, wouldn't that be in his childrens' lifetime? Tha...
Olivier Martinez should probably be ashamed of himself now. [The Superficial]
Asslee Simpson's single again. [Bitten and Bound]
'Catching Fire' stills. [Starpulse]
Disney's making a 'Life Size 2'? [OMGBlog]
The 'Boy Meets World' meets 'Girl Meets World' is totally happening. [Socialite Life]
What's that? Taylor Swift's clingy? No. [Celebslam]
More on Angus T. Jones' fame. [Yeeeah]
Kendall Jenner's first Vogue. [The Blemish]
What you'll learn about yourself if you separate with your cell phone for a week...
This is what Angus's mom had to say, and surprisingly, it's not in support of her son's somewhat-ungrateful rant against the show that provided him the platform on which to spew his beliefs:
"I'm concerned he's being exploited by the church."
Yeah, it's not much, but just think for a second. She's his mother, and they don't have a terribly bad or wholly damaged relationship that we're aware of, so just how much can she say without really throwing her kid under the bus? Can she honestly go ahead and say something like, "This little shit's diggi...
No, but seriously, shut the f-ck up, Madonna. Once and for all, shut the f-ck up.
According to Madonna's personal trainer, who did a recent interview with New! magazine, Madonna's most-lamented body part is her thighs. She, like, totally hates them or whatever and thinks they're totally disgusting. From New!:
"We're all born with an area we're insecure about and she thinks it's her thighs so we spend a lot of time moulding and sculpting. She works very hard on it. She’s in the gym five...