Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Gosselin Wants to Protect Her Kids from the Big, Bad Wolf

photo of kate gosselin being an evil bitch pictures Hey, so we have this weird LeAnn Rimes-Brandi Glanville passive-aggressive thing going on between Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend! And if that's not enough ridiculousness for you, this ridiculousness is all over Jon's new girlfriend allowing Jon and Kate's kids around their pitbull dog. ... Yeah, I know. From Radar Online: Jon Gosselin's girlfriend caused a wave of fury when she posted photos of he and Kate Gosselin's children nuzzling with a pit bull dog, RadarOnline.com ...

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photo of katy perry and her creepy dad pictures Katy Perry and her dad are just WEIRD. [The Superficial] Robert Pattinson might not be as gross as you think. [Lainey Gossip] Gwen Stefani condones violence. [Yeeeah] Sharon Osbourne had a double-masectomy. [Starpulse] iPhone earrings? [theBERRY] Somebody beat the snot out of Jude Law. [Cele|bitchy] Victoria Beckham's sons are getting handsomer and handsomer. [Bohomoth] Katie Holmes isn't the parent who forgot about Suri Cruise. [Amy Grindhouse] 11 Random Things from the Food Network that Turn People On. [The Frisky] Kristen Bell---pregnant with first child. [Splash] No Doubt did a racist video. [Socialite Life] ...

Quotables: Isla Fisher Won’t Reface Her Vagina for You

photo of isla fisher hot pictures I’m not actually very good at the maintenance thing. I don’t buff, exfoliate, pluck, rinse, moisturise, suck, bleach…whatever all those women do. I don’t have vajacials. Have you heard of those? It’s like a spa for your vagina! ---Isla Fisher on what I'm guessing might just be a fancy, overpriced douche custom-designed for women of notoriety who have money to burn. Oh, that and EW. Douching kind of grosses me out to begin with, you know? Can we get personal for a second? Can we? Ladies, let's have...

Battle of the Stars Without Makeup: Kirstie Alley v. Kelly Ripa v. Alicia Silverstone

photo of snooki pictures no makeup pics Yeah, we just brought you Snooki sans fards, but now we're going to bring you three ladies who are totally out of Snooki's league, looks-wise, and I'm going to want you to vote on who the best Star Without Makeup is this fine, fine morning. First, in the thirty-something category, we have Alicia Silverstone, who was photographed in New York City this past weekend on her way to a Broadway rehearsal: Second, in the forty-something category, there's Kelly Ripa, who's reportedly had a cr...

Stars Without Makeup: Snooki Again!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi I'm sorry, I just love Snooki so much. I love how much she loves that precious baby, I love how happy she looks, and I love that she doesn't give a shit about not having a face full of makeup and a body covered in self tanner anymore. I think this is all just so wonderful, and I love it. And isn't it just so much fun to see how different some people look without makeup? It is, right? Just think about what Snooki looked like when we first saw her. That huge hair, the deep orange tone of her skin...

Someone Actually Wants LeAnn Rimes to Do A TV Show

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Is it safe to say that LeAnn Rimes doesn't really have a career anymore? No, I know that she's talented, and I know she still does shows, but we all know that several famous people refuse to quit reaching for the spotlight after their star has faded, and I think we can all agree that these days, LeAnn Rimes is known for her crazy face as opposed to her music. So why would someone want her to do a TV show? Because someone wants her to do America's Got Talent. Someone wants LeAnn Rimes to be...

I Hear Britney Spears is Writing a Book

photo of britney spears pictures From the Hollywood Reporter: Britney Spears is close to signing a book deal, The Hollywood Reporter has learned, with plans to write a novel. Her rep confirms that It Books, an imprint of HarperCollins, which has released many popular musician memoirs (among them: autobiographies by Sammy Hagar, The Game, Slash and Motley Crue), is having "discussions" with the singer. (A rep for It would not confirm.) A source tells THR Spears would pen a roman a clef for the publisher. The story would ...

Oh, Lindsay’s Looking Great, Right?

photo of lindsay lohan pictures post-sandy new york city pic Here's our gal Lindsay, showing her meth-face for the first time in public since she told the world's population not to worry about that pesky Hurricane Sally. You know, the hurricane that she said people just shouldn't be stressing over, and the hurricane that everyone should have just prayed over? For peace, nonetheless? Yup, here she is, and guys, she's in New York, of all places. Surveying the damages, I'm thinking, but I could be wrong about that. Maybe she's just there to tell people to chill out, and hey, all those homes that burned to the...

Quotables: Jennie Garth Wants a Bad Boy

photo of jennie garth pictures "I only like guys that are not nice. ... It's not like I want somebody to treat me badly. I want somebody who looks like they could treat me badly, but then really treats me really good. [I want a man who's] tall, a bad boy, tattooed and financially secure...and has to like sex!" Isn't that kind of like what Sandra Bullock said about Jesse James all those years ago? Because I think it is. Also, Peter Facinelli allegedly cheated on Jennie Garth. How much "badder" does she want---does she w...

Just-in Time for the Holidays: The Bieber Sex Doll

photo of justin bieber sex doll pictures A Justin Bieber sex doll. How much do you want to make a bet that Justin and his camp decide to sue---and demand at least half of the profits from all sex doll sales. Ick. Here's the official product description from the doll's manufacturer, Pipedream: Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave...

Love It or Leave It: What Kristen Stewart Wore to an ‘On the Road’ Premiere

photo of kristen stewart pictures What a beautiful, beautiful woman. I don't even understand how some people can say that they don't think she's attractive, even if they're not necessarily their particular cup of tea. I mean, I can say that someone like, I don't know, Charlize Theron is a pretty woman (yes, I realize the Kristen Stewart-Charlize Theron connection, but as I said the other day, I just watched 'Snow White and the Huntsman', which I really kind of liked), but she's not exactly my personal definition of beauty---yet I can recognize the fact that she's ...

Political Celebrities: Chris Rock Has Something to Say

So generally, I think Chris Rock is kind of an asshole. I generally don't think he's all that funny, and I generally don't think that he makes a whole lot of sense when he opens his mouth, because most of his schtick is jokes about race and ethnicity, and come on. I think that there's much, much funnier stuff---especially when it comes to the state of politics in 2012---to focus on than ... well, than all that. That being said, I think this video is kind of smirk-inducing. Yeah, I know I said that Chris Rock generally isn't funny, and I think it's more the delivery of the lines than anything else in this particular skit that made me chuckle, because if we can't laugh at politics (and at the sad state of what people consider "comedy"), then what can we laugh at, I ask you? /> So generally, I think Chris Rock is kind of an asshole. I generally don't think he's all that funny, and I generally don't think that he makes a whole lot of sense when he opens his mouth, because most of his schtick is jokes about race and ethnicity, and come on. I think that there's much, much funnier stuff---especially when it comes to the state of politics in 2012---to focus on than ... well, than all that. That being said, I think this video is kind of smirk-inducing. Yeah, I know I sa...