I don't think I've ever rolled my eyes so hard in my whole entire life. "Lucky you," really? Really, Scarlett Johansson? This is what you want on your body forever?
I don't care if Scarlett here is super hot (which, duh, of course she is), this is just dumb. There's a difference between being confident and being cocky, and there's even a small area of cocky that's ok as long as you can back it up, but this isn't anywhere near that. This is cocky to the max. And it's permanent. I c...
Everyone is just so mean. Lindsay Lohan never even did anything, and police and lawyers and judges are just being so very mean to her! She didn't do anything wrong! She's a good person! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN?!
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is telling friends ... cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down.
And get this ... Lindsay still claims she wasn't driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ broke the story ... authoritie...
Wow, that could mean a lot of things, couldn't it? And all of them are really scary. By saying that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes I could mean that Octomom developed a really strong addiction to Twitter, or that she suddenly became really, really skinny and got weird breast implants, or that she became fixated on a married man and started an ongoing mission to marry him herself and to play mommy to his children with his ex. Scary, right?
Fortunately, none of those things happened. No, when I say that O...
I don't know what it is*, but I'm feeling really irritable today, and this Madonna shit is not helping. Her remarks about Lady Gaga happen within the first minute or so of the video, so you don't have to hear her annoying voice for too long, but if you just can't handle it today, basically she says that she asked Lady Gaga to perform with her, but Lady Gaga refused. I know, that doesn't sound too extreme, but she said it in her usual condescending way, and why can't she just shut her f-cking mouth about Lady Gaga? Why is that such a hard thing to do?
*I do know what it is. It's Facebook. People I know are actually saying that Obama's re-election is a sign that the world really is going to end this year. And they're serious. People are saying that the world is "doomed," and that the election doesn't matter after all since the world will be ending in December anyway. And also, many people apparently don't understand that the U.S. is not a theocracy, or that Obama is a president, not a wizard. It's getting old quick, friends. />
I don't know what it is*, but I'm feeling really irritable today, and this Madonna shit is not helping. Her remarks about Lady Gaga happen within the first minute or so of the video, so you don't have to hear her annoying voice for too long, but if you just can't handle it today, basically she says that she asked Lady Gaga to perform with her, but Lady Gaga refused. I know, that doesn't sound too extreme, but she said it in her usual condescending way, and why can't she just shut her f-cking...
Demi Lovato is a kabuki doll now. [The Superficial]
Jon Hamm speaks politics. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Aguilera's special new song. [Starpulse]
Soulja Boy's penis photo. Obviously NSFW. [OMGBlog]
The cops are totally out to get Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]
10 Celebrities who should run for President. [Socialite Life]
James Franco is covered with paint, making weird art. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan doesn't even look real anymore. [Celebslam]
Cameron Diaz gets embarrassing Photosh...
Ok, she might not be a bad person, but she's certainly not a great one. Jennifer Lopez is one of those people who make a huge deal out of everything and who takes everything way too personally. She's the kind of person who would refuse to tip if a waitress took a little too long to bring the check. If a stranger accidentally brushed shoulders with her in a crowded place, she would ask the stranger where she gets the nerve to push her around like that. Do you get what I'm saying? Do you see where...
The caption to the above photo? This:
Getting lay'd on the way back home. ;) #yum
My personal response (here, not on Twitter)?
Gagging last night's NyQuil gelcaps up. #whee and #urk
On a more serious note, though, Courtney's hairstyle is probably the best it's ever been. This girl's massive, overtanned fivehead is positively made for bangs, and it's high time she went and maximized the area she's working with. She's looking better and better, what with laying off all of the black eyelin...
Seriously, it's even weirder than that picture right there ^^.
See, Sienna Miller thought it'd be a good idea to pull a Demi Moore, but instead of covering up her engorged privates with puffy hands, she decided it'd be better off to just show the world what she looks like in her last trimester. Which, hey, is totally fine. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing and it should be admired. However, the thing about the whole thing that sort of creeps me out is the weird Andy Warhol-vibe that I'm getting from the d...
Oh man, guys. So many Tweets to go through and so little spell-check happening. But I do love celebrities, and I do love the innovation of Twitter, because there's hardly any filter, and that's the best part of this whole thing. Here's a few awesome Tweets courtesy of your favorite (or most hated, depending on who it is we're talking about) celebrities. Leave any others in the comments if I've missed them here.
Cher:
OMG ! IM SO HAPPY ! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT NITES OF MY LIFE !!!! TEARS...
Christina Aguilera's bum looks pretty good here. [The Superficial]
Jim Sturgess's 'Electric Slide'. [Lainey Gossip]
What TOWIE girl can show off the most cleavage? Loaded question. [Splash]
Kendall Jenner: still not age-appropriate. [Starpulse]
Cee Lo's sexual battery accuser---it gets deeper. [TMZ]
The weirdest set of Robert Pattinson photos I've ever seen. [theBERRY]
Hurricane Sandy benefit raises nearly seventeen MILLION DOLLARS. [Huff Po]
Of course Gisele Bundchen is heavily pregnant and doesn't look heavily pregn...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Joe Simpson photo: Trisssh
"I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ...
Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.
---Kristen Stewart's response when asked if she's ready to have children of her own at a 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2' press junket. And I don't even know what to say about this. Is this about new dogs? Or is this really about children? Does Kristen really want us to think that getting a second dog (child) is going to be a good thing? She breaking us in gently? Is this even grammatically correct? So many questions.
In any case, what...
I don't think I've ever rolled my eyes so hard in my whole entire life. "Lucky you," really? Really, Scarlett Johansson? This is what you want on your body forever?
I don't care if Scarlett here is super hot (which, duh, of course she is), this is just dumb. There's a difference between being confident and being cocky, and there's even a small area of cocky that's ok as long as you can back it up, but this isn't anywhere near that. This is cocky to the max. And it's permanent. I c...
Everyone is just so mean. Lindsay Lohan never even did anything, and police and lawyers and judges are just being so very mean to her! She didn't do anything wrong! She's a good person! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN?!
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is telling friends ... cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down.
And get this ... Lindsay still claims she wasn't driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ broke the story ... authoritie...
Wow, that could mean a lot of things, couldn't it? And all of them are really scary. By saying that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes I could mean that Octomom developed a really strong addiction to Twitter, or that she suddenly became really, really skinny and got weird breast implants, or that she became fixated on a married man and started an ongoing mission to marry him herself and to play mommy to his children with his ex. Scary, right?
Fortunately, none of those things happened. No, when I say that O...
Demi Lovato is a kabuki doll now. [The Superficial]
Jon Hamm speaks politics. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Aguilera's special new song. [Starpulse]
Soulja Boy's penis photo. Obviously NSFW. [OMGBlog]
The cops are totally out to get Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]
10 Celebrities who should run for President. [Socialite Life]
James Franco is covered with paint, making weird art. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan doesn't even look real anymore. [Celebslam]
Cameron Diaz gets embarrassing Photosh...
Ok, she might not be a bad person, but she's certainly not a great one. Jennifer Lopez is one of those people who make a huge deal out of everything and who takes everything way too personally. She's the kind of person who would refuse to tip if a waitress took a little too long to bring the check. If a stranger accidentally brushed shoulders with her in a crowded place, she would ask the stranger where she gets the nerve to push her around like that. Do you get what I'm saying? Do you see where...
The caption to the above photo? This:
Getting lay'd on the way back home. ;) #yum
My personal response (here, not on Twitter)?
Gagging last night's NyQuil gelcaps up. #whee and #urk
On a more serious note, though, Courtney's hairstyle is probably the best it's ever been. This girl's massive, overtanned fivehead is positively made for bangs, and it's high time she went and maximized the area she's working with. She's looking better and better, what with laying off all of the black eyelin...
Seriously, it's even weirder than that picture right there ^^.
See, Sienna Miller thought it'd be a good idea to pull a Demi Moore, but instead of covering up her engorged privates with puffy hands, she decided it'd be better off to just show the world what she looks like in her last trimester. Which, hey, is totally fine. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing and it should be admired. However, the thing about the whole thing that sort of creeps me out is the weird Andy Warhol-vibe that I'm getting from the d...
Oh man, guys. So many Tweets to go through and so little spell-check happening. But I do love celebrities, and I do love the innovation of Twitter, because there's hardly any filter, and that's the best part of this whole thing. Here's a few awesome Tweets courtesy of your favorite (or most hated, depending on who it is we're talking about) celebrities. Leave any others in the comments if I've missed them here.
Cher:
OMG ! IM SO HAPPY ! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT NITES OF MY LIFE !!!! TEARS...
Christina Aguilera's bum looks pretty good here. [The Superficial]
Jim Sturgess's 'Electric Slide'. [Lainey Gossip]
What TOWIE girl can show off the most cleavage? Loaded question. [Splash]
Kendall Jenner: still not age-appropriate. [Starpulse]
Cee Lo's sexual battery accuser---it gets deeper. [TMZ]
The weirdest set of Robert Pattinson photos I've ever seen. [theBERRY]
Hurricane Sandy benefit raises nearly seventeen MILLION DOLLARS. [Huff Po]
Of course Gisele Bundchen is heavily pregnant and doesn't look heavily pregn...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Joe Simpson photo: Trisssh
"I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ...
Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.
---Kristen Stewart's response when asked if she's ready to have children of her own at a 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2' press junket. And I don't even know what to say about this. Is this about new dogs? Or is this really about children? Does Kristen really want us to think that getting a second dog (child) is going to be a good thing? She breaking us in gently? Is this even grammatically correct? So many questions.
In any case, what...