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Lady Gaga Has New Hair!

A photo of Lady Gaga I was going to do a "Love it or Leave It" post about Lady Gaga's new hair, but then I figured, what's the point? It's obviously adorable, and it obviously looks loads better than her Louis Vuitton brown bullshit. What's not to love? That picture that Sarah showed you earlier today, the one where Lady Gaga's boobs were all smashed up in a bikini top, that was taken on Tuesday, and she still had brown hair. That photo above is one that Lady Gaga tweeted while celebrating the announcement of Obama's re-election on Tuesday night. But here's where it get...

Russell Brand Made A Cat Video for Ellen DeGeneres

And I'm pretty sure that's the most wonderful sentence I've ever written. Russell Brand, who I actually really, really adore, made the video to celebrate the fact that Ellen's talk show has been on television for ten years. Did you know that? It's obviously an easy fact to check, but it just doesn't seem like nearly that long, does it? I'm going to take that as a sign of Ellen's sheer greatness. But ok, this cat video. This is just completely and totally amazing. I realize that we don't all have the same opinion on cats, or on Russell Brand, for that matter, but can you cat haters and Russell Brand haters also recognize how perfect this video is? Probably not, huh? And that's so very sad. And you know that I can't let an entire post about a cat video go by without me showing you guys a picture of mine: And I'm pretty sure that's the most wonderful sentence I've ever written. Russell Brand, who I actually really, really adore, made the video to celebrate the fact that Ellen's talk show has been on television for ten years. Did you know that? It's obviously an easy fact to check, but it just doesn't seem like nearly that long, does it? I'm going to take that as a sign of Ellen's sheer greatness. But ok, this cat video. This is just completely and totally amazing. I realize that we don't...

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photo of lady gaga pictures Lady Gaga's penis is on display. [The Superficial] Daniel Craig is an impossibly lucky man. [Lainey Gossip] Charlie Sheen is threatening to blow people's heads off. Because that's nice. [Starpulse] Plenty, plenty of tits and ass. [Cele|bitchy] Keira Knightley is Anna Karenina. [I'm Not Obsessed] Leonardo DiCaprio dumped this. [Celebslam] Jennifer Aniston might actually be pregnant. [IDLYITW] No one's on Lindsay's side now. [The Superficial] This was the food spread for t...

Jennifer Lawrence Eats Like a Caveman, is Obese

photo of jennifer lawrence pictures fat obese picture So the ever-awesome Jennifer Lawrence did this interview with Elle magazine, and in it ... well, she said some pretty outrageous things. What things, you ask? Well, things like the things that are in the headline---like how she eats like a caveman, how she's obese, and also like how she turns into Homer Simpson around her boyfriend for the most part. Here's the better bits of the interview, which also expounds on the comment about obesity, because I'm sure all of you out there who think Jennifer's a fat...

Lindsay Didn’t Even Mean to Lie to Police, OK?!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From Radar: Lindsay Lohan is telling her close friends and associates that she never would have deliberately lied to cops when asked if she was driving the car that rear-ended an eighteen wheeler in Santa Monica, Calif. last summer. Rather, the actress insists she was extremely confused after the accident, RadarOnline.comis exclusively reporting. "Both airbags were deployed when Lindsay rear-ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway last summer. She doesn't remember exactly what she said...

Look, Ke$ha Has A New Music Video!

Back in September, I showed you guys a lyric video that Ke$ha did for her brand new single, "Die Young." The song was undeniable Ke$ha, so you can use that fact to judge it, if you'd like. But this video! It has wolves! And there's Ke$ha writhing around in a pile of men, and writhing around in a pile of women, and then writhing around all by herself on a dirty old mattress. Oh, and there are triangles. Lots of triangles. Other shapes too, but the triangles really steal the show. As always, I can't hate on Ke$ha for doing her thing, but I also can't love something that makes me feel like I'm dying. Her voice, guys. I just can't handle it. It's a pretty ok video though. You know, if you're into shapes. /> Back in September, I showed you guys a lyric video that Ke$ha did for her brand new single, "Die Young." The song was undeniable Ke$ha, so you can use that fact to judge it, if you'd like. But this video! It has wolves! And there's Ke$ha writhing around in a pile of men, and writhing around in a pile of women, and then writhing around all by herself on a dirty old mattress. Oh, and there are triangles. Lots of triangles. Other shapes too, but the triangles really steal the show. As...

Quotables: Taylor Lautner’s Talking About Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Now, Too

photo of taylor kristen and rob pictures To be honest, I've never been involved in any of those situations [cheating], so I don't know [if trust can be regained]. It would be just a guess and a shot in the dark, and I don't want to give that if I haven't even been there myself. [But] I absolutely think it's possible [to fix the relationship]. It depends on how long you were with that person. If it was a long, serious relationship, I think it's quite easy to rekindle. I guess it depends on what damage has been done. There's no ex out ...

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photo of rihanna and chris brown pictures Rihanna's stoned face. [INFDaily] Lindsay Lohan is painted red. [Splash] The most beautiful Christina Hendricks has ever looked. [Starpulse] Johnny Depp isn't sick of Amber Heard yet. [Lainey Gossip] Is Suri Cruise a ... oh boy. A bratty kid? [Bohomoth] Selena Gomez is gonna be PISSED. [The Superficial] Hey! A reason to talk about Eminem for a second! [Huff Po] Now Miley Cyrus is cheating, and with a porn star, too. [CDL] Robert Pattinson talks about the pets-kids thing. [I'm Not Obsessed] Biggest nipples ever. [Celebslam] Lady ...

Yeah, I Don’t Know Why People Don’t Rag on Adele More, Either

photo of lady gaga pictures photos fat adele pic The headline, of course, is referring to Lady Gaga's comments of early last week stating that she doesn't know why she gets the flak that she does for being "heavy," when Adele gets none. Because yeah, we should totally consider Lady Gaga's feelings, because we all know how broken up she is about being such a f-cking heifer, you know? I mean, honestly, it doesn't even matter that she allegedly denied to perform with Madonna or that she supposedly donated a million bones to victims of Superstorm Sandy (I ca...

Colin Firth: Would You, Still?

photo of colin firth and cameron diaz 2012 pictures Because I know, despite the fact that he's standing next to Cameron Diaz and looking like he's totally OK with it, and despite the fact that he's getting a bit on in age (he just turned fifty-two in September), he's still completely and entirely gorgeous and doable in my book, which is a big, eclectic book filled with binders of women many handsome men like Gael Garcia Bernal and Adrien Brody. And also Colin Firth. Which brings me to my next somewhat-related though definitely-a-result-of-...

We Get It, Rihanna—You Want Everyone to See Your Gitch

photo of rihanna pictures photos victoria's secret modeling pic And see your gitch they will, especially if you have your own way. No, but really, this is Rihanna on the set of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, where she performed and made sure to grab onto as many of the Angels as she possibly could. You know, kind of like this photo: You can check out the rest in the gallery, which feature Rihanna's undeniably hot body doing all sorts of things on the VS show runway, but before you do that, I just want to leave you with this picture right here, beca...

Love It or Leave It: Sarah Jessica Parker Is The Worst

A photo of Sarah Jessica Parker Look, I get comfort. I love comfort. A couple of months ago, I found one pair of jeans that turned out to be amazingly comfortable, and then I promptly bought three more pairs of the exact same jeans. Right now I'm wearing my pajama pants, a pajama shirt, a sweatshirt, and a sweater, and it's not all that cute, but it's comfortable as hell. I get it. I support it. But there's a difference between something that's comfortable and something that's an abomination. Sarah Jessica Parker is w...