

From New York Daily News:
All eyes the other night were on Robert Pattinson, who couldn’t keep his hands off his little trampire.
Stewart, however, was so noticeably self-conscious about the PDA that it became dinner theater.
“Maybe she’s just not that into you R-Pattz." one onlooker joked to his table mates as they all marveled over Stewart’s evasiveness. The few diners there agreed that Stewart who famously cheated on her boyfriend of roughly four years last summer didn’t rec...
Poor Chad Kroeger. What a life he must have, right? He is, for better or worse, a pretty famous singer of a pretty famous band. He gets to live his dream, making music for a living, and he gets paid very well for it. But everybody hates his music. Well, not everybody, obviously, but most people are willing to admit that his music is kind of garbage. It must be bittersweet, you know?
And it's probably a little more bitter when even your lady love, your soon-to-be wife, can't stand your ...
“Just because you’re on TV gyrating and boning and sucking penises, it’s not talent, honey. Maybe in the porn industry, but over here, we entertain. I don’t respect half the people I’ve seen lately. How the hell is she gon’ tell me what I should be doing when her ass can’t even sing? Why is she there? Now they’ve got rappers that don’t even sing judging. So, this is totally based off of popularity I guess. I mean, to each their own. Get your money, honey. All I’m saying is, ...
You know how when you break up with someone you've been with for a while, you're usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn't see it coming and you're crying so hard you can't see Ryan Gosling's beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you're sad because something that used to be so great just isn't anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like "I'm out," it's still hard, isn't it?
Not if you're Justin Bieber. If you're Justin...
"Me and her have history, and me and her are definitely always going to be best of friends. We're working on our friendship now. As far as our personal life, I think people just got to give it a chance -- or not even give it a chance, but shut the hell up. It's me. At the end of the day, whatever opinion they have ain't going to change nothing I'm doing."
- Chris Brown talks about his "friendship" with Rihanna.
Really, it's just annoying that they keep saying this kind of stuff. They've ...
I can't believe myself right now, I really can't. In all of my excitement and relief over Obama's re-election, I've forgotten that some people aren't so happy. Particularly, I've forgotten that our dear Victoria Jackson, our patron saint of batshit crazy, must be extremely devastated over this news.
And she is, guys. She really, really is. Let's check out some of her tweets from the past several days, all right?
Here are the ones she posted right after Obama's win was announced:
I can't sto...
It's almost time, friends. It's almost time for the end of the Twilight saga. Breaking Dawn, the second part, comes out this month, and after that, no more. It's hard, isn't it? SO hard.
Now, I don't know if you've heard about this or not, but Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and pretty much everyone that was ever involved in the movies has been talking about this big, secret ending for a while now. Apparently, they changed the ending. There was no word on if it was a small change, like if Edward changed his shirt or so...
This isn't a joke. This is real. This isn't something about Justin being a bad boyfriend or Selena just sticking with Justin for the publicity. This isn't even a rumor. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. Forever. And nothing can make that all right. Nothing will ever be all right again.
From E! Online:
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways.
They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News.
"Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to ...
From Radar Online:
A source [says] that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence. The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”
“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them," the source said.
“Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”
The atmosphere heated ...
Go figure. I mean, it got her a whole ton of attention last time she opened her mouth about co-star sex, so why not keep the trend going?
From ET Online:
“It was just too much of an attraction. I will say that at that time Patrick was drinking a lot, Patrick’s been very public about that.”
In Kirstie’s new book, The Art of Men, the 61-year-old actress claims that after a night of dirty dancing and partying, she finally made her move on Patrick, but was ceremoniously rejected.
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I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping!
---Jenny McCarthy on what it was like one time when she did Ecstasy and found herself lost (?) in a forest (?).
You know, all snark aside, I think Jenny McCarthy might be one of the most obnoxious celebrities we talk about here at Evil Beet Gossip. Seriously. I know some of you guys might completely disagree, and say that someone like ...