Meanwhile, someone at Evil Beet really, really loves her. Hint: it's me. She just seems so sweet, and I love her hair, and she had such a pretty wedding dress. Oh, and I think Les Mis is going to be incredible. I love her. I love her so much.
But this here Vogue cover is f-cking awful.
Ok, this woman is gorgeous. She just is. And even if you disagree, I'm sure you can at least be reasonable enough to admit that this cover photo is especially terrible. If you still can't do that, then let me show you another photo from this shoot that appears in the...
We all know what Michelle Duggar's hair situation is. We've seen those crunchy curls and those big ol' bangs for years now. We all know what's going on there. She's never changed her hairstyle - seriously, never, she says that she's had that hairstyle for the past 40 years - so we've never really had a reason to think that things could get better for her. But they did.
For Michelle's 46th birthday, her kids planned a bunch of surprises for her, and one of them was a makeover. One of h...
Jake Gyllenhaal has a new lady. [Cele|bitchy]
A love for houndstooth. [theBERRY]
Holy hot Ke$ha. [Yeeeah]
Is this Justin Bieber's girlfriend? [Starpulse]
Charlie Hunnam - hot or not? [Lainey Gossip]
Hey, how's that career thing going, Jennifer Love Hewitt? [The Superficial]
How to celebrate your "stupid" birthday. [The Frisky]
Anne Hathaway spoofs Claire Danes. [Socialite Life]
Hollywood's message for the President. [Huff Po]
More EMA red carpet photos. [Bitten and Bound]
Elton John...
It's true, believe it or not! Taylor Swift wears pants sometimes instead of dresses, and that's the most important thing about her, according to this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar. Girl wears pants. Literally and figuratively.
Let's read her interview together, shall we?
On dresses (not pants): "There's just something so feminine about a dress. Whether it's a summertime dress that makes me feel carefree, an evening cocktail dress that makes me feel fancy, or a vintage dress that makes me feel...
Peaches Geldof, famous offspring of famous people, is pregnant with her second child. This is notable for a few reasons. One, here's a photo of her with her first child:
Two, that poor first child is only six months old, and Peaches is already three-and-a-half months pregnant. And that is insane. That sounds like a nightmare. Even Peaches herself admitted that it would be a nightmare:
"I did have a momentary panic and go, ‘Oh my God, we’re going to have a one-year-old and a one-month-old! How will we ...
"Flop the roles. If Bella was a vampire and Edward was the human and you changed nothing but the genders, none of that criticism would exist. It would be 'Wow, he just laid everything on the line for her. It's so amazing, and it must take such strength to subject yourself to that.' Also, the relationship is entirely equal."
- Kristen Stewart discusses the creepy relationship between Bella and Edward in the Twilight books.
First off, no. This is all wrong. It doesn't even make sense. Peo...
Oh whatever. I don't even know what to say about this, because it just reeks of ridiculousness, but all bitterness aside, things must be getting serious for Adrien and Lara Leito, who will now and forever be known as That Girl (oh---I guess I forgot to put the rest of that bitterness away; my bad).
The red carpet event in question is for Adrien's new movie, 'Back to 1942'. From IMDB:
A deadly drought in 1942 takes its toll on central China's Henan province during the war against Japan....
So right. If you thought that the "Best Dressed" was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that's possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I'd be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Number one---Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?
Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make bo...
stop encouraging this craziness), but there were outfits, and some of them weren't all that bad.
Here's my number one pick, as referenced by the heading picture---Rita Ora:
...
Of course I don't mean Kirstie Alley's smug, man-stealing face itself, because it's really just secondary to what we're actually talking about in this particular post, because what we are actually talking about is Kirstie Alley and her smug, man-stealing-revealing book, 'The Art of Men', which was written by ... well, it was written by Kirstie Alley and talks about various affairs with men in relationships, like John Travolta and the late and great Patrick Swayze. On a side note, what a crap title, a...
So guys, I've got a little story to tell you. See, yesterday morning I traveled to my home state of Pennsylvania for my obligatory every-three-year visit, and so, so much happened. Namely the fact that I spent almost entire seven hours in my vehicle carsick, at least until I crossed into the Pocono mountains, where I'm staying (more on that later), because I'm just not used to driving around in these mountains anymore. Seriously, these big old dips and bends and gullies---they were almost enoug...
Ugh, this is just the creepiest. Just look at that picture. Mary-Kate looks terrified. And why does he always grab on her head? What's that about? He looks like a creepy sorcerer trying to do some creepy magic on some kid he kidnapped and took back to his tower.
Now look at this picture:
Still with the grabbing of the head. Can anyone explain that?
One more:
That's Mary-Kate's "ha ha, I love it when you squeeze my head, ha ha, someone please receive this cry for help via text" face.
I don't care about the age ...
Meanwhile, someone at Evil Beet really, really loves her. Hint: it's me. She just seems so sweet, and I love her hair, and she had such a pretty wedding dress. Oh, and I think Les Mis is going to be incredible. I love her. I love her so much.
But this here Vogue cover is f-cking awful.
Ok, this woman is gorgeous. She just is. And even if you disagree, I'm sure you can at least be reasonable enough to admit that this cover photo is especially terrible. If you still can't do that, then let me show you another photo from this shoot that appears in the...
We all know what Michelle Duggar's hair situation is. We've seen those crunchy curls and those big ol' bangs for years now. We all know what's going on there. She's never changed her hairstyle - seriously, never, she says that she's had that hairstyle for the past 40 years - so we've never really had a reason to think that things could get better for her. But they did.
For Michelle's 46th birthday, her kids planned a bunch of surprises for her, and one of them was a makeover. One of h...
Jake Gyllenhaal has a new lady. [Cele|bitchy]
A love for houndstooth. [theBERRY]
Holy hot Ke$ha. [Yeeeah]
Is this Justin Bieber's girlfriend? [Starpulse]
Charlie Hunnam - hot or not? [Lainey Gossip]
Hey, how's that career thing going, Jennifer Love Hewitt? [The Superficial]
How to celebrate your "stupid" birthday. [The Frisky]
Anne Hathaway spoofs Claire Danes. [Socialite Life]
Hollywood's message for the President. [Huff Po]
More EMA red carpet photos. [Bitten and Bound]
Elton John...
It's true, believe it or not! Taylor Swift wears pants sometimes instead of dresses, and that's the most important thing about her, according to this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar. Girl wears pants. Literally and figuratively.
Let's read her interview together, shall we?
On dresses (not pants): "There's just something so feminine about a dress. Whether it's a summertime dress that makes me feel carefree, an evening cocktail dress that makes me feel fancy, or a vintage dress that makes me feel...
Peaches Geldof, famous offspring of famous people, is pregnant with her second child. This is notable for a few reasons. One, here's a photo of her with her first child:
Two, that poor first child is only six months old, and Peaches is already three-and-a-half months pregnant. And that is insane. That sounds like a nightmare. Even Peaches herself admitted that it would be a nightmare:
"I did have a momentary panic and go, ‘Oh my God, we’re going to have a one-year-old and a one-month-old! How will we ...
"Flop the roles. If Bella was a vampire and Edward was the human and you changed nothing but the genders, none of that criticism would exist. It would be 'Wow, he just laid everything on the line for her. It's so amazing, and it must take such strength to subject yourself to that.' Also, the relationship is entirely equal."
- Kristen Stewart discusses the creepy relationship between Bella and Edward in the Twilight books.
First off, no. This is all wrong. It doesn't even make sense. Peo...
Oh whatever. I don't even know what to say about this, because it just reeks of ridiculousness, but all bitterness aside, things must be getting serious for Adrien and Lara Leito, who will now and forever be known as That Girl (oh---I guess I forgot to put the rest of that bitterness away; my bad).
The red carpet event in question is for Adrien's new movie, 'Back to 1942'. From IMDB:
A deadly drought in 1942 takes its toll on central China's Henan province during the war against Japan....
So right. If you thought that the "Best Dressed" was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that's possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I'd be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Number one---Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?
Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make bo...
stop encouraging this craziness), but there were outfits, and some of them weren't all that bad.
Here's my number one pick, as referenced by the heading picture---Rita Ora:
...
Of course I don't mean Kirstie Alley's smug, man-stealing face itself, because it's really just secondary to what we're actually talking about in this particular post, because what we are actually talking about is Kirstie Alley and her smug, man-stealing-revealing book, 'The Art of Men', which was written by ... well, it was written by Kirstie Alley and talks about various affairs with men in relationships, like John Travolta and the late and great Patrick Swayze. On a side note, what a crap title, a...
So guys, I've got a little story to tell you. See, yesterday morning I traveled to my home state of Pennsylvania for my obligatory every-three-year visit, and so, so much happened. Namely the fact that I spent almost entire seven hours in my vehicle carsick, at least until I crossed into the Pocono mountains, where I'm staying (more on that later), because I'm just not used to driving around in these mountains anymore. Seriously, these big old dips and bends and gullies---they were almost enoug...
Ugh, this is just the creepiest. Just look at that picture. Mary-Kate looks terrified. And why does he always grab on her head? What's that about? He looks like a creepy sorcerer trying to do some creepy magic on some kid he kidnapped and took back to his tower.
Now look at this picture:
Still with the grabbing of the head. Can anyone explain that?
One more:
That's Mary-Kate's "ha ha, I love it when you squeeze my head, ha ha, someone please receive this cry for help via text" face.
I don't care about the age ...