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photo of kim kardashian pictures hot pic Kim Kardashian likes Marine balls. [The Superficial] Between Katniss and Tris. [Lainey Gossip] Rihanna says she's not with Chris Brown, but wants to have kids. [Starpulse] Brad and Angelina's kids aren't all that good. [Cele|bitchy] This is General Petraeus' mistress in all her glory. [G Celeb] And this is Elmo's accuser. [The Superficial] The Jersey Shore doesn't want clean-up help from Angelina Pivarnick. [TMZ] Why no black (or Hispanic or Asian or ...) "Sexiest Men" from People? [The Frisky] A...

Lady Gaga Gets Spanked for Terry Richardson

And if you watched the video, Lady Gaga raps. Good Lord. Why didn't anyone warn me about this? See, I watched the Terry Richardson-done video teaser thinking that it was just going to be your typical Gaga, bumping and grinding and singing about how she was born this way or whatever, with a side of lady-on-lady spanking going on, but I did not---I did not---expect to hear Lady Gaga rapping about thirty million fans and how she's rich and how she's got money. No, the braless flailing wasn't even the most disturbing part of the clip. It was LG's monotone rapping that really did me in, guys, and that being said? Oh my God I cannot WAIT to see the entire video for this 'Cake' song. Here's the full song if you haven't already heard it: /> And if you watched the video, Lady Gaga raps. Good Lord. Why didn't anyone warn me about this? See, I watched the Terry Richardson-done video teaser thinking that it was just going to be your typical Gaga, bumping and grinding and singing about how she was born this way or whatever, with a side of lady-on-lady spanking going on, but I did not---I did not---expect to hear Lady Gaga rapping about thirty million fans and how she's rich and how she's got money. No, the braless flailing wasn't eve...

Quotables: More Lohan Family Fun Courtesy of Dina Lohan

[Lindsay] came clean and told the truth that she lied. I hate cocaine. I don't do cocaine. We were having an argument, it escalated, and she, in her weakest moment called someone. She called [her father] and he recorded the conversation. She just wanted to hurt me at that moment. You know, mothers [and] daughters, we fight. I'm so proud of her for telling the truth because it destroyed me. I mean, I cried for weeks. It just hurt me so bad and she knew how horrible that was, and she came clean an...

Whoa, Hey, What the Hell, Marion Cotillard?

photo of marion cotillard pictures photos This is what Marion Cotillard looked like for a recent shoot with W magazine, and all I've really got to say is basically what I said in the headline: "Whoa, hey, what the hell, Marion Cotillard?" Well, that and also the obligatory, "Hey, you stole Leelee Sobieski's Paris Fashion Week outfit," and if you don't believe me, well, take a look at this: That being said, guys, of course I'm going to make you choose who wore it better---the lovely Marion Cotillard, whose natural toplessness knows no rival, or the L...

Quotables: The Executive Producer of Liz & Dick Has Some Stuff to Say About Lindsay

A photo of Lindsay Lohan "Producing a movie with Lindsay is not for the faint of heart. I turned 50 shades of white actually during the production. We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if' clauses. There never was a ‘what if she can act' clause. It was about, ‘What if there is a car accident? What if there is a violation of her probation [and she's] incarcerated?' Those ‘what ifs' were plenty. She ...

Michael Lohan Took A Paternity Test on TV, The Results Are SHOCKING

You won't BELIEVE these test results! Is Michael Lohan the father of THIS 17-year-old girl? Does Lindsay Lohan have another SISTER? When DID Maury Povich get a spinoff? WE NEED THE ANSWERS NOW OH GOD NOW NOW NOW. That was fun, but we don't need to build the suspense any longer. Here are the results of the test: This isn't a huge surprise for a couple of reasons. This girl's mom has been saying that Michael Lohan is the dude that got her pregnant for a good few years now, and it's not like it's hard to imagine Michael steppi...

BREAKING: Chris Brown Is Still A Douchebag

A photo of Chris Brown I really wanted to put "asshole" up there instead of "douchebag," because I feel like the two words have different meanings - an asshole is unquestionably not cool, where as an otherwise cool person can have douchey moments, you know? - but I didn't think our advertisers would appreciate that right up there in the headline, so I went more mild. But just to clarify, I meant "asshole." Chris Brown is still an asshole. Here's why: There's a video where he tries to act like a good person...

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Stupid Jumpsuit

A photo of Kristen Stewart A lot of you guys didn't appreciate the sheerness of the dress that Kristen Stewart wore to the Breaking Dawn premiere in Hollywood. Some of you were like me and thought that see-through formal wear is just never a good plan, but a lot of you thought that with the Grand Cheating Scandal of 2012, she should have been more conservative, or, you know, at least not wear a dress where we had to check and make sure that we couldn't see her actual vagina. So, uh, what do you guys think about what she wore to the London premier...

Oh, Never Mind, Courtney Stodden Isn’t Stripping for Thanksgiving

A photo of Courtney Stodden From TMZ: Courtney Stodden will NOT be flaunting her suspiciously perky 18-year-old breasts at a pole dancing performance next week -- because the gay club that booked her ... just dropped her like a hot potato. Courtney's people tell TMZ, it's unclear why her performance was abruptly canceled -- but they believe the higher ups who own the place pulled the plug on her out of "fear" ... whatever that means. Courtney had been scheduled to ride the pole at the famous Abbey in West Hollywo...

Bon Jovi’s Daughter Got Arrested for Overdosing

photo of bon jovi and daughter stephanie pictures overdose photo Bon Jovi's daughter, Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, overdosed in the early morning hours today, and the story is actually a pretty sad one. Sources close to the family state that Stephanie, a college student in upstate New York, was found unresponsive in her dorm room, and when taken to the hospital, it was determined that she'd overdosed on heroin. To add insult to injury? She was arrested after she was found to be alright. To be fair, she wasn't arrested because she overdosed, because seriously, wo...

Madonna Gangnam Style

Wow, guys. This Gangnam Style thing is everywhere, I can't even believe it. And I so, so wish that I wasn't exposed to it, because it's just as bad as I imagined it would be during all of those weeks I'd intentionally avoided hearing the song or seeing the video. This is Madonna's latest concert stop at Madison Square Garden, and Psy, the Gangnam Style guru himself, made a special appearance at Madonna's request. The video shows Madonna in various stages of Gangnam Style, and also exhibits some really bad, hoarse "singing" on her part. The highlight is when Psy takes the stage, because even though I hate hate hate Gangnam Style and pretty much everything it entails, he's still infinitely more entertaining in thirty-four seconds than Madonna is during an entire three-hour show. /> Wow, guys. This Gangnam Style thing is everywhere, I can't even believe it. And I so, so wish that I wasn't exposed to it, because it's just as bad as I imagined it would be during all of those weeks I'd intentionally avoided hearing the song or seeing the video. This is Madonna's latest concert stop at Madison Square Garden, and Psy, the Gangnam Style guru himself, made a special appearance at Madonna's request. The video shows Madonna in various stages of Gangnam Style, and also exhibits some really bad, hoarse "singing" on her par...

Things Are Getting Serious Between John Mayer and Katy Perry

photo of katy perry and john mayer dating pictures From the Gossip Center: Reuniting again after a well-known break-up, Katy Perry and John Mayer have reportedly been spotted cozying up around Tinseltown. On Saturday (November 10), the on-again couple attended a party at St. Felix in Hollywood to celebrate the birthdays of Hello Giggles blogger Sophia Rossi and "New Girl" co-creator Liz Meriwether. At the bash, the "Wide Awake" singer and her 35-year-old beau looked "so affectionate," according to an Us Weekly source. The insider noted ...
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