That right there is a preview of the very first music video from The Roctuplets. What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Roctuplets? That’s because they just hit the scene a couple of days ago. But we best get familiar with them quick, because with this kind of sound, they’re going to be around for a long time.
Nah, I’m not here to make fun of these kids. I’m here to make fun of Octomom, the mother of these kids. I’m sure she’s the manager of The Roctuplets, and she’s already got their first single up on iTunes, probably because those weird stripping gigs weren’t bringing in enough money to pay for their fancy new house. And I’m sure that she’s working just as hard as she can to get them a record deal and live gigs and even more videos.
But none of them look into it, do they? It seems like most of the video is made up of the kids singing or rapping or whatever and looking at the camera, or just slightly above the camera, with a look in their eyes that just screams “Mom, why are you making me do this, you’re so embarrassing!” And that’s sad.
But be sure to buy this song on iTunes, all right? I bet Octomom probably needs new extensions by now.
That is the saddest thing I think I have ever seen.
I feel so bad for them. How much individual attention do you get when you’re one of 14 children with 7 others the same age as you? It must be like living in an orphanage in terms of quality of interaction with a parent. :(