This is probably the most amusing story I’ve heard all week, which is a pretty big deal when you consider that so far this week, we’ve learned that Courtney Stodden landed her very first stripping gig and Rihanna considers herself “art.” This is better than that, you guys.
As you might have gathered from the headline, the rumor is that Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez to marry him on two different occasions before she broke up with him. You can totally see him doing that, right? Like he said something really stupid and Selena wouldn’t touch his penis, so he was like “look, I love you, ok, let’s just get married, god.” Or he could have proposed on a night when Selena wasn’t really feeling going downtown. Or he proposed, and then he was like “PSYCHE!” There are so many possibilities!
Except here’s an additional detail: the first time he asked, Selena said no, but she told him to ask her again in a few months. And when he asked again in a few months, she said no again. Isn’t that just the best? I love that tactic. So hilarious.
Finally, the couple agreed to never speak of these marriage proposals, because it would be soooo embarrassing for Justin that his mega famous ass couldn’t land a Disney girl. Charming, right?
You might have been hearing lots of rumors about these two getting back together too. I mean, I know I have. There’s no kind of official word on that yet, so I don’t know what to tell you. I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened, but I really hope that Selena has had enough.
If he wasn’t such an entitled little prick, I would actually feel sorry for him.