So right. If you thought that the “Best Dressed” was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that’s possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I’d be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Number one—Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?
Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make both categories with her getups:
Last? Carly Rae Jepsen, who’s outfit choice isn’t even really all that bad—but the bangs? Oh my God, they have to go:
So, so unfortunate, guys. So unfortunate. It’s like there’s *so much* good fashion in the world, and sometimes all we get is the shit. The SHIT.
Heidi Klum’s shoes… dear god. They look like the sort of thing a cross-dressing Rumpelstiltskin would wear *shudder*
Has Kim Kardashian’s ass gotten so big that she needs all of that to cover it up?