Christina Aguilera Wanted a Threesome With Her Boyfriend and Vanessa Hudgens

From Radar Online:

A source [says] that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence. The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”

“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them,” the source said.
“Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”

The atmosphere heated up when Aguilera reportedly put the moves on Hudgens. The source says: “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!”

But Hudgens refused to go home with Aguilera and her boyfriend of two years. [The source says] “Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt! Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.”

So first, the photo above is the best visual aid that you can get of this thing, because hey, this photo’s actually from the aforementioned Galaxy Note II launch bash. Ahem. Now that you have that picture in your head, imagine Christina taking Vanessa home. There’s just something really unsettling about that, right? Granted, there’s something unsettling about Christina having sex with that creepy, sketchy Matt Rutler as it is, so throwing someone who’s kind of questionable when it comes to exuding an aura of cleanliness, that … well, that makes me glad that I didn’t opt for the extra helping at dinner tonight, because I think I’d be wearing it on my lap if I had, and I’m *totally wearing the same pants as Christina Aguilera, and definitely wouldn’t be happy about ruining them with all of the vitriolic bile that I spew on the regular.

*You know I’m kidding about that, right? The part about having the same pants? You know me better than that, friends.