It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Joe Simpson photo: Trisssh
“I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ape in its natural habitat downtown with its hot beverage and creepy stareeee.”
First runner-up: Phreddy
“Mia Farrow survived Woody Allen AND Hurricane Sandy!”
Second runner-up: Chaz
““The King is dead, long live the Queen… HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!!!”
Congrats to Trisssh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
Image courtesy of The Superficial
That’s right folks. In this next trick, my wife will make Bret Michael’s penis disappear.
Miley Cyrus was the runner-up in this years Halloween costume contest!
Yeah I know thats my daughter but I still think she’s hot!
With the NHL in a lock out Billy Ray decides to show his support for the players by bringing the mullet back.
dang this monkey suit is tight and I need to get back to the farm to milk the cows and chickens
Hey Ma! Grab me my shotgun, I’m a fixin’ to get our little girl married.
Yes, I am related to Wayne Newton. How did you know?
I hope Kayne doesn’t ruin this for me.
Yep, that’s my daughter. Yep, we still have the Hannah wig to disguise that awful mess.
Billie Ray thinks he heard a Squatch in these woods!