Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think she should go to jail. Ever. [The Superficial]
America’s new Meow. [The Frisky]
Of course Mitt Romney’s voting for Mitt Romney. [TMZ]
Nothing defines Halle Berry, not even her hair. [Starpulse]
Nicole Kidman is a granny. [Lainey Gossip]
Who are your favorite celebrities voting for? [Splash]
Robert Pattinson is a loud kisser. [Socialite Life]
Kate Moss looks well. [Yeeeah]
Kim Kardashian is handicapped now. [Amy Grindhouse]
SOCK MONKEY. [theBERRY]
Jack Nicholson admits to being a womanizer. [Cele|bitchy]
Who Cameron Diaz has been sleeping with this week. [Bohomoth]
Harrison Ford wants to plan Han Solo again. [IDLYITW]
RIP Brooke Shields’ mother. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Fresh on the market! [G Celeb]
Celine Dion’s album art is really frightening. [Hollywood PQ]
Girlfriend vs. video games. Who wins? [Elite Daily]
Sam Worthington is a bad drunk. [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus’s porn offers. [The Superficial]