SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE CELEBRITY HALLOWEEN COSTUME GALLERY (No, really—this shit’s over six hundred photos long). [Celebslam]
Scott Disick’s penis dressed up as Robin from ‘Batman’. [The Superficial]
Who Alexander Skarsgard is hooking up with now. [Lainey Gossip]
Stars coming out for Hurricane Sandy benefit (I hope no one invites Lindsay Lohan). [Starpulse]
Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy her $52 Christmas wrapping paper. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez got her tits done. [G Celeb]
Paulina Rubio is accused of beating her male assistant. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga’s still talking about being peed on. Or something. [The Frisky]
Kristen Stewart honors Jodie Foster back. [Socialite Life]
UCB remakes ‘Scream’. [OMGBlog]
Jessica Simpson’s tits on parade. [Yeeeah]
Kris Jenner is pushing Scott Disick to put a ring on it or else. [I’m Not Obsessed]
What Jenny McCarthy’s boobs went as for Halloween. [IDLYITW]
Country hotties. For real. [theBERRY]
Vanessa Hudgens apparently has a twin sister. [Moe Jackson]
More celebrity Halloween costumes. [Hollywood PQ]
Gross hippie bears. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian is Catwoman. With a BIG ASS. [The Superficial]
If Gwyneth wants us to pony up 52 bux for her wrapping paper, the least she could do is design it to look like her faaabulous handpainted wallpaper.
Red and white stripes? Suckit, blowhard.