Stop Me If You’ve Heard It: Lindsay Stole $15,000 Worth of Clothes from A Movie Set

From Radar:

Lindsay Lohan has earned the nickname “sticky fingers” again, because a new report claims the troubled actress stole $15,000 worth of clothing from the set of Scary Movie 5!

According to an insider, the clothes were on her wardrobe racks and Lindsay felt entitled to take and keep whatever she wanted.

“It was the talk of the set in Atlanta,” a source told the new issue of the National Enquirer.

“The clothes were on her wardrobe racks. Some nice tops and skirts and other items were gone. I guess Lindsay thought she was entitled to it, like free soap at a hotel. All the other actors knew about it, but the producers just put it down to the price you had to pay for doing business with Lindsay.”

The source also goes on to explain that Lindsay didn’t like the role she was cast in the movie, and only showed up to the set after she was threatened with legal action.

“Even unreliable Charlie Sheen was concerned that Lindsay wouldn’t show up for the September shoot in Georgia,” the source said.

“The wardrobe people were unhappy about the missing clothes, but at the end of the day the producers decided it was more trouble than it was worth to try and get them back.”

Yeah, yeah, National Enquirer, but don’t even try to tell me that this story isn’t true. Or, ok, you can try, but you’ll just be wasting your time, and then won’t you just look so silly?

My guess is that Lindsay feels like she’s entitled to costumes or jewelry or maybe even a snazzy set piece on every single film she’s working on, and that’s why there are always reports of items going missing when she’s around. I would also guess that, as the story mentions, anyone who hires Lindsay these days has to assume that she’s going to steal something, destroy something, miss work, miss work some more, and then just generally f-ck up the entire movie. The plus side is that tons of people will watch the movie to see exactly how she f-cks it up. Worth it?