“I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful. I have not pooped in four days—four days! I’ve been travelling. I’m nervous. I’m getting concerned. I’m wearing a tight dress.”
– Kristen Wiig discusses bodily functions while making a speech at Elle‘s Women in Hollywood dinner.
I’m sorry, guys. I know it’s real early, and I know not everyone loves talking about poop. But I do love hearing from Kristen Wiig, and it did make me giggle, so this is what you get.
In the comments, we can discuss such things as poop, other things the human body does regularly (does anyone else’s arm pop out of its socket regularly? Because mine does. Weird?), how awesome Kristen Wiig is, or how I just saw Whip It for the first time a few weeks ago and it made me want to try roller derby for about two minutes before I remembered that I’m a total wuss. All of these are relevant topics. Let’s get to chatting!
oh man, i wanted to do roller derby so bad after that movie, but there’s nothing like that anywhere near where i live. also i’m not nearly tough enough :/
She should eat a prune salad.
The Squatty Potty, Kristen. The Squatty Potty.
Omg it’s been 4 days for me too! Starting today! I was legit concerned until I read this… So thank you Kristen. I need to drink more water and coffee. And get some probiotics.
Whip It is THE BEST. I may be moving to Canada next year and I really hope they have roller derbies in whichever area I finish.
I know there are some in BC!