The Situation has been out of rehab since April. He was there for less than two weeks, and even when he was in rehab, we were hearing about how he was planning on keeping up his club appearances, which, you know, sounded like a disaster.
It looks like that was about right, because that lovable Situation is reportedly back off the wagon:
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is in a tough situation.
The Jersey Shore star, 30, who entered rehab for substance abuse in March, “isn’t sober anymore,” a source tells Us Weekly in the new issue, on stands Friday.
Indeed, at West Hollywood’s London hotel September 26, a witness saw him “downing so many cocktails, he could barely stand.” (His rep responds, “He has not been drinking.”)
In his first interview after completing an in-patient treatment program, Sorrentino told MTV News, “Ever since I’ve been out, I’m not gonna lie . . . it’s not easy.”
The insider adds to Us that the Sitch is stressed the MTV series is ending: “Mike’s freaking out about what he’s going to do after the show.”
Sadly, I think we can all envision Mike going completely out of control when his fame starts to fade, right? And I’m not saying that we should all be forced to keep an eye on him, because that’s too much to ask, it really is, but could we all take shifts or something?
Forget the cocktails, this boy has steroid face. Very unfortunate .
So what? Who effing cares about this turd?!