SURPRISE!
I just love surprise celebrity weddings, don’t you? It’s such a nice little bit of excitement that comes from the knowledge that you’ll soon get to see gorgeous, gorgeous dresses and that you’ll possibly get to hear really cute stories about the day. Maybe I’m a romantic, or maybe I need to get a life, but either way you look at it, I’m super excited for this.
And Anne Hathaway is going to make such a stunning bride, right? She’s going to get married sometime today in Big Sur, California (just like Natalie Portman!), and that’s all we know for now. But it’s enough to get super pumped, right?
Hello,this is a track that I have written for Mrs.Anne Hathaway,& the name of it is called Hello Ms. & I wrote this very romantic track to the instrumental of a very cool rap song called Land Of Tha Heartless using all of my very own words/lyrics,& the song called Land Of Tha Heartless was originally sang by a rap group called Bone Thugs N Harmony,so dear Mrs.Anne Hathaway,here is ma very romantic love track that I have written for ya to the instrumental of Land Of Tha Heartless using all of my very own words/lyrics,plus the word Lay-Day in my romantic track for ya,means Lady,peace.
My song title,for Mrs.Anne Hathaway: Hello Ms.
My introduction before my chorus for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:
Hey Mam,Hi,there girl,how’s,thangs going,so,babe,hello,there Ms. check,my track,babe,you should,like,it girl,plus,babe,hang,everyday,at nice places,party everywhere.
Verse 1,for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:
Hi there,girl,it’s,a blast,when,I write,babe,cause,you’re,everythang,swang babe,hang,with,me,girl,I’m not,troubled,babe,by anythang,so babe,model,for,me girl,you’re,a sweetheart,plus,a darling,babe,swang babe,girl,it’s a,blast,cause,your style,babe,it is,very cool,how was?your evening,babe,mine,was alright,I’m polite,babe,so girl,I don’t,go to clubs,I get,hugs,babe,I’m cuddly,girl.
My chorus,for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:
Swang,babe,model,you’re,a blast,plus a,darling,babe,have,a glass,of wine,smile,girl,fame,is the,best,I’m a,cute,guy,with a,lot,of class.
Verse 2 for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:
Thugging,babe,bugging,never,girl,always,loving babe,always,number one,I don’t push,girl,I don’t,shove,I’m,a great,kiddo,making money,girl,some,for me,some,for you,Lay-Day,you’re,a sexy,honey,plus,classy,babe,content,nice,with your accents,buying perfumes,girl,that smells,swell.
My second chorus for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:
Doing,good,thangs,girl,always,all,the time,girl,girl,you’re everythang,being famous,girl,always,being famous,girl,means,many thangs.
Hello Mrs.Anne Hathaway well,um,ma name is Ike Nash and I came from Heaven,hee hee hee hee hee,no well I’m just joking around Mam,but originally I actually came from the caribbean islands from a place called St.Vincent & The Grenadines but now I reside in the city called Ontario in the country called Canada,and I am a very young looking comely looking gorgeous kid,and dear Mrs.Anne Hathaway,if you ever happen to pass through the city of Ontario you should visit me at a very nice place called The Only Cafe which is located in the city of Ontario in an area called Donlands On Danforth,plus if you like you can bring along some of your very great friends with you plus I will like ya to meet a very awesome companion of mine there as well,but anyhow here is a screenplay/television motion picture movie script that I have created and written for you,and it is a very original idea of mine of what I think should be your next new film and the name of it is called Let’s Go Out and it is a very romantic and comedy film/screenplay and the story/theme of this film is based upon the following:
It was a very chilly morning in England and you (Mrs.Anne Hathaway) had just gotten off of the subway train then was heading on your way to work in your city,but before you got there you decided to stop by at a coffee and bagel shop for some very tasty treats,and while you were in the shop there was a very funny smiling gentleman playing some card tricks while he was drinking on a small bottle of whisky,then the gentle guy asked you (Mrs.Anne Hathaway):(will you like to see a magic trick honey buns?) then you (Sexy Mrs.Anne Hathaway) replied: (Sure why not) so then the gentle guy began to shuffle around some of the cards in his hands then he told you (Mrs.Anne Hathaway) to take a look in your very fancy coat pocket,so then when you looked in your pocket you found five very awesome looking silver coins there that looked as if they were worth a huge grand fortune,plus along with the silver coin was an ace card,that was very awesome as well,and the coins were quite large in size,with pictures of angels and clouds along with a shining star on each one of them,so the you(Sexy Mrs.Anne Hathaway) asked the gentle card playing man:(Is all of these very wonderful treats for me?),then he replied:(yep,you can have them all) so then you (Sexy Mrs.Anne Hathaway) replied:(thanks bro) then the guy asked you(Mrs.Anne Hathaway): (Can I buy you lunch Mam?) then you replied:(Maybe next weekend Sir),then he said:(Okay flower,plus there is something that I will like you to know,I came from Heaven and those coins came with me just to be given to you,Mam,and they are worth a very huge fortune) then you(Sexy Mrs.Anne Hathaway) replied:(Oh my gosh,are you joking around with me?) then the card playing gentle guy whose name was Leonardo Palinkski replied to you and said while chuckling along with you(ha ha ha ha ha no I’m not kidding Hun,they are for you,just take them to the bank and trade them in,and from that point onward you will become the happiest and most wealthiest young lady in the whole wide world) then you (Mrs.Anne Hathaway) replied to him:(thanks Sir and you can buy me lunch anytime,but I gotta head to work now,but thanks all the time though) then he replied:(take care flower cup) and he also asked:(lunch next weekend?) then you(Mrs.Anne Hathaway) replied:(sure why not),then Mr.Palinski said:(take care Mam),so then you(Mrs.Anne Hathaway),said farewell to Palinski the card player,then headed to work as the happiest young lady on planet earth,then in the ending of this film after you had traded in the Silver Angelic Coins plus the Golden Ace card that you(Mrs.Anne Hathaway) had gotten from Mr.Leonardo Palinski,you received in exchange 100 billion european dollars in exchange for the gifts that you had gotten from the card player Mr.Leonardo Palinski,then you lived happily ever after and celebrated with all of your very close friends each and every single day!
The end!
Dear Mrs.Anne Hathaway that was an idea of mine of what I think should be your next brand new film and here is a list of other actors and actresses that I think will help to make this brand new film of yours a very smashing and huge box office hit,and they are Mr.Jon Cryer,Mrs.Kate Winslet,Mr.Will Smith,Mr.Warren Kole,Mrs.Megan Fox,Mr.Michael Ealy,Mrs.Jada Pinkett Smith,Mrs.Sonya Walger,Mr.Samuel L Jackson,Mr.Jim Carey,Mrs.Kim Catral,Mrs.Gwyneth Paltrow,Mrs.Jennifer Aniston,Mr.Brad Pitt,Mrs.Angelina Jolie,Mrs.Kim Kardashian,Mr.Charlie Sheen,Mrs.Lindsay Lohan,Mr.Robert Pattinson,Mrs.Jennifer Taylor,Mrs.Khloe Kardashian,and Mr.Brian Austin Green also Mrs.Sofia Vergara,Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,Mr.Ben Affleck,Mrs.Jennifer Lopez,Mrs.Amy Poehler,Mrs.Jennifer Love Hewitt,Mr.Matthew McConaughey,Mrs.Audrina Patridge,Mrs.Courtney Cox,and Mrs.Carrie Underwood,Mr.Bruce Willis,Mrs.Kristen Stewart,Mrs.Tallulah Willis,Mrs.Nicky Hilton,Mrs.Paris Hilton,Mr.Al Pacino,Mr.James Galdofini,Mr.Denzel Washington,Mrs.Julia Roberts,and Mrs.April Bowlby!
Hello again Mrs.Anne Hathaway you can reach me at telephone number [number redacted] for another smashing and dashing huge box office motion picture movie script/screenplay,take great care Ms.