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Today’s Bad Fashion Brought to You by Kim Kardashian and the Letters W, T, and F

So this is what Kim wore at the airport last night. Because this is the best kind of attire to fly in, don’t you know. Tight, hot leather bodices and heavy cotton skirts covered with … I don’t even know what those bat-wing looking things are, but it and they, both, look stifling, uncomfortable, and above all, she looks like she smells. No, seriously, hear me out—look at her hair. It’s greasy. And it looks like it just stinks. I mean, why go through the motions of trying to look all vogue and what not to sit on a damn plane for a few hours if you’re not even going to wash your hair? That’s just gross, guys. And she‘s gross. Let’s be real here.

See, I’m going to be on one of them aeroplane things early, early this Saturday morning, and you want to know what my fly-day outfit is gonna be? It’s a pair of Nike Cortez. A pair of ankle-cropped sweatpants. A v-neck t-shirt. Oh, and let’s not forget the pièce de résistance—a zip-front hooded sweatshirt. And I will wash my hair, make no mistake.

Bleurgh.

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