And you know, not because she’s such a heavy smoker, and not because sometimes people just get sick. Nope, Lindsay‘s poor lungs are infected because we’re all just so mean and we can’t even leave her alone for one minute so she can get her cocktail on and then go for a drive, GOD.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan believes getting arrested is bad for her health … ’cause she’s telling friends the stress from her NYC bust aggravated her pre-existing pneumonia so badly, she had to be hospitalized.
We broke the story ..Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC Sunday night with a lung infection … but was released a short time later.
Now, Lindsay’s telling friends the arrest caused her so much anxiety, it landed her in the hospital — exacerbating the “walking pneumonia” she’s been suffering from the last few weeks.
If you don’t want the stress that I’m sure inevitably comes with an arrest, then maybe stop doing things that will get you arrested. Is that such a bizarre concept? It’s like she’s beating her own head against a wall and saying “oh my god, you guys, my head hurts so bad, I wish it would just stop hurting, this is so painful!”
You’re bringing this all on yourself, Lindsay. Remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have three more pointing back on you. And one of those fingers will be raised, because I’m sure even your own hand wants to flip you off. Because STOP.