Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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So Lindsay Lohan blew Slash. [The Superficial]

It would appear that Blake Lively’s pregnant, guys. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye West has a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-alike. [Bossip]

Fiona Apple arrested for drug possession. [Starpulse]

Taylor Swift is obsessed with Conor Kennedy. [Cele|bitchy]

Romney: Doesn’t stand a chance at winning. [Huff Po]

British soldier gives birth in Afghanistan, had no idea she was pregnant. [The Frisky]

Sarah Jessica Parker‘s new boyfriend. [I’m Not Obsessed]

This is Selena Gomez’s busty friend that everyone’s asking about. [G Celeb]

Carly Rae Jepsen‘s wardrobe malfunction. [Yeeeah]

Celebrity siblings. [theBERRY]

More on Tom Cruise’s mystery woman. [INFDaily]

Kim Kardashian would trade lives with Jesus. [Amy Grindhouse]

Tom Cruise is spying on Katie Holmes every day. [Bohomoth]

Fiona Apple‘s mugshot. It’s pretty epic. [IDLYITW]

Best Twitpics of the week. [Hollywood PQ]

Snape, Mark Darcy, and Mary. [Lainey Gossip]

Paris Hilton takes it all back. [The Superficial]