It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Bill Clinton photo: Mason
“Hello, Sister Souljah
Nice to know ya
I’m touchin yo’ shoulda’
Wishing I wasn’t olda’
Rockin’ this handshake
Like a Haitian earthquake
Feelin’ real good
‘Cause I just got some food
From the grocery store
(Swag!)
I’m in a parking lot
(Swag!)
I once dodged a draft
Just to have a laugh
Was wit’ the fly Brit honeys
While my peers were in tha’ muddies
That’s how I used to roll
(Remember Kosovo)
Now I can’t find my glasses
Cause they’re on my t-shirt
I ain’t grabbin’ no asses
Just avoidin’ gettin’ hurt
Travolta played me once
Cause I was lookin’ pretty good
Now it takes me months
Just to get a little wood
My Black Hawk’s always down
If you know what I mean
So a little glance downtown
Don’t even bother Hillary!
Peace”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“I’m going to fingerblast you in the name of Freedom!”
Second runner-up: Jellmaster
“Yes, its true a blow job isn’t sex. Are you parked nearby?”
Congrats to Mason! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
Image courtesy of The Superficial
hey buddy..im tired of walkng…where’s your car??
While Arnold seems to be weathering the strains of the divorce well; Maria, not so much…
(Ricky Rachtman) Hey Arnold, there’s that three-tittied woman from Total Recall. Didn’t you hit that?
(Arnold) Ricky, you should stop referring to your mom like that. And yes I did.
“Look Arnold! There’s a 20 year old!”
OH SNAP!!! Kate Middleton is sunbathing in the nude. Hand me your I-Phone. I gotta make some money.
Daddy, daddy ! Is that really Sylvester Stallone ?
Let’s get this straight Lil Riki, I don’t really like you, I just want you to show me where your Cathouse Club is. No Maria means more bitches. Uh, how u say, Capeesh?
One of the nicest things Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever done was caught on camera today. He helped a lost Riki Rachtman find his parents!
My finger smells like an Evilbeet. Go ahead, take a whiff.
Boss Boss De plane De plain.
There’s the kid, what stole my laces!
Well, um hello, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, um my name is Ike Nash, and I come from the Caribbean island called St. Vincent & the Grenadines, but um, I now live in Toronto in the country of Canada, if you look over here, um you can see the home I hope to someday buy you, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, when the checks from all the songs and screenplays I’ve written for all the sexy lay-days featured on this site…..