Win a chance to party with Kim Kardashian, and no, I’m not kidding. If you win, poke her in the ass with a straw or something, OK? For me? [The Superficial]
Beyonce‘s first Blue birthday. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye’s rapping about Kim’s sex tape now. [Bossip]
Jessica Simpson’s boobs are “too big,” or so she says. [TMZ]
Snooki’s apparently engaged to the head Oompa Loompa. [The Blemish]
J. Woww could not possibly have any more facial fillers in her FACE. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Christina Aguilera: “I’ve always been too thin.” [Amy Grindhouse]
Vintage Gossip: Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy … thing. [IDLYITW]
And the Lindsay Lohan is cheap drama continues. [Popbytes]
Here’s that Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters trailer. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry is the saddest, most desperate woman in the world. [Bohomoth]
Here’s the face of Blue Ivy Carter. [Socialite Life]
Something really, really bad happened in Quebec yesterday. [Hollywood PQ]
Kal Penn mocks Clint Eastwood. [Huff Po]
Kaley Cuoco has the biggest tongue ever. [theBERRY]
Jeremy Renner‘s latest beard. [Lainey Gossip]
Puddle of Mudd singer attacked airline attendant, people feel surprise. [Cele|bitchy]
James Deen makes out with Janice Dickinson. Yes, James Deen the porn star. [The Superficial]