It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Miley Cyrus photo: Alex
“My father will make you pay for this Potter!!!”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“Hannah Montana pities the fool that don’t like big ass gold chains and lesbian haircuts (as defined by Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriend).”
Second runner-up: Kevin
Miley: “LIAM! What the hell happened to my damn tattoo with all those cool little words on my arm?!? Do you see it??”
Liam: “Uhh, Miles, it’s on your left arm…”
Congrats to Alex! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
Apparently, Steven miscalculated on giving up the panty liners, as he apparently has not yet reached menopause after all.
“Damn, I just sharted!”
never trust a fart…and it really stinks too
Another Helen Keller joke gone awry…..
“weight watchers works for me”kristie alley
“Can you say – Effeminate?”
looks like janice dickinson didn’t outsmart mother nature this time.
Whoa! Acid flashback
At the age of 65, J-Lo has a hard time finding the piano.
Now calm down ladies as you will all get your turn! Just put your lips on this red mark on my crotch area and we’ll see whose the winner!
Dude looks like a lady with a sideways vag.
Does anyone out there have a tampon?
…. He’s a girl with a problem and there ain’t No Cure !!
Not only does Steven Tyler play by ear, but he does it without the help of a keyboard.
Steven had to count on his fingers when asked about how many members of Aerosmith could fit in JLo’s pants.