So, since Courtney Stodden turned eighteen (yesterday. That would be yesterday), it’s been confirmed that she’s been completely inundated with offers to do porn. Emily mentioned to you guys that Courtney was leaving some pretty cryptic messages to her Twitter followers, and after hearing the latest news, one of them just sticks out like a throbbing …. thumb:
“There are quite a few secrets that we cannot tell you right now, but expect to see a lot!”
And the reason that, now, it’s all sort of gelling for me is because TMZ claims that Courtney might actually be considering one (or many) of the varied feature roles in some up-and-coming pornographic films.
Um, from TMZ:
Courtney Stodden says she definitely has NOT ruled out any of the porn offers that have rolled in since she turned 18 this morning.
Stodden just called in to “TMZ Live” … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she became “legal” … and the thought of her getting intimate with another man is freaking out her 52-year-old hubby.
Still, Court says … “I’m not gonna say yes right now … and I’m not gonna say no.”
So OK. I would take that to mean that Courtney’s going to completely bypass any and all Playboy offers, and go right for the jugular. I know that nothing we can say will change this precocious eighteen-year-old’s mind, but dear God, let me please ask for one thing—please, please, please don’t let Courtney’s potential porno(s) also star Doug Hutchison. Please. Because there are many, many fragile minds that just might break if they had to witness such atrocities. Please just let Doug be OK with his eighteen-year-old wife banging other dudes, and not him, for money to pay rent, OK? Would that be all right?
I think it is absolutely disgusting and pathetic that there have been men (and women) sitting around watching this chick and counting the days until she turned 18.
Let Courtney and cracky Lindsay should remake a cheap budget Indy Twins.. Only they don’t strictly follow script or direction and ad lib their parts with their own personality in each scene they are loosely recreating.. let your crazy imagination fly with some hilarious consequences .. It might turn out to be a four part epic spacy franchise.. which in turn will create a TV series, video and computer games cartoons, books..
So what will happen if she porn? Will she contract a nasty disease, will her husband divorce her? So many questions!
thanks so much for the mental image of a Courtney/Doug menage a grandpa. I’ll have nightmares for weeks. You could caption this picture “Rode hard and put up wet.”
“God, let me please ask for one thingâ??please, please, please donâ??t let Courtneyâ??s potential porno(s) also star Doug Hutchison.”
God. Dayam. Yeah, I mean Ron Jeremy is no looker either, and is also his own special kind of creepy, but I still would a lot sooner than I would ever with Doug.
Ew. sorry for the weird cut and paste.