Ok, listen. Lindsay Lohan stole $100,000 worth of jewelry at that house party. She definitely did that. That absolutely happened. And the guy who owned the jewelry (which, just so you’re up to date, was mostly watches and some sunglasses) called the police, the police questioned Lindsay, they investigated, she officially became a suspect, and now the charges have been dropped. Because nothing was stolen. Because – wait for it – according to the owner of the jewelry, when it comes to Lindsay, “what’s mine is yours.”
So essentially, she stole a bunch of stuff, but it’s all good:
Lindsay Lohan will not be prosecuted by the L.A. County District Attorney for stealing more than $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses from a Hollywood Hills home — TMZ has learned the D.A. just rejected the case.
According to the D.A.’s charge evaluation worksheet, there is insufficient evidence to bring a burglary charge against the actress.
According to the D.A., Lindsay and Sam Magid — the rich guy who owns the house that was allegedly burglarized — have had a “longstanding relationship.”
The D.A. claims Sam did not identify Lindsay as a suspect and the “potential eyewitnesses have refused to become involved.”
Additionally, none of the suspects were found in possession of the stolen property.
Lindsay’s assistant Gavin Doyle will also not face prosecution.
Oh, but now it looks like Lindsay just stole a few thousand dollars and a bunch of keys:
A rep for the D.A.’s office tells TMZ … “The District Attorney’s Office received no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken.”
“The evidence presented to us … was valued at $6,400 and included $3,000 in cash, four pairs of sunglasses, an iPod and keys to two cars and a house.”
It’s now clear … the initial theft complaint, which included $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses, never made its way to the D.A.’s office.
Yeah, this all sounds totally legit. I’m sure it was all a big misunderstanding. Lindsay was just borrowing a bunch of watches or maybe $3,000 and some car keys. All this negative press is BS. For sure.
Hello Mrs.Lindsay Lohan,how’s thangs going?
Um,hello,there sexy Mrs.Lindsay Lohan,um,how are you doing today,well um,I hope that you’re doing fine,& um,ma name is Ike Nash,& I came from heaven,ha ha ha ha ha,yo,I’m just kidding Mrs.Lohan,only for now though,I really came from the caribbean from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadins,but now I live in Toronto in the country of Canada,& I am 29 years old,plus I am a very gorgeous looking kid,& I am one of your hugest fans,& um,here is a very romantic love song that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called Hello Mrs.Lohan,& I wrote this track for you,to the instrumental of a song called Ridin’ In The Streets,using all of my own words/lyrics,& Ridin’ In The Streets was originally sang by a singer named Bizzy Bone,so dear Mrs.Lindsay Lohan here is my track for ya,that I have written to the instrumental of Ridin’ In The Streets using all of my own words/lyrics
The song title for Mrs.Lindsay Lohan:Hello Mrs.Lohan
Ma introduction before my chorus for Mrs.Lindsay Lohan:
Um,hello,Mrs.Lin,I’ve bin,wondering,are you,doing fine,girl
My chorus for Mrs.Lindsay Lohan:
Well,hello,Mrs.Lin,everything,is going well,where you,from,I’m from heaven,girl,things are swell,never,will I go,to hell,please be well,girl,please,be fine,hey,girl,sexy babe,please be,fine,girl,plus I,hope,you,had,a very nice time,everytime,you’re out,hanging,in the spot lights
Verse 1 for Mrs.Lindsay Lohan:
Girl,so,be safe,babe,when,you roll,girl,please,be careful,babe,where,you go,girl,you,will always,be,a star at the shows,girl,you,will always,have,a super model glow,at the fashion shows,girl,in Hollywood,girl,you,will look,very good,if,we,hang,some place,girl,where,there,is,no foes,paint up,your toes,girl,plus you,should know,it,is,good to,boast,sometimes,when,you,look,very good,feeling great,hanging,with your,folks,you’re,a,sweet heart,sexy babe,plus you,should know,I will never break,your,heart,I am,not cold
Hello Mrs.Lindsay Lohan,um I shall write for you a movie script/screen play soon,once again my name is Ike Nash,take care honey
How about sending this stuff directly to Lohan and quit boring us with your whore obsession or I’m hoping it’s a joke.
Why do people still associate with this crackhead?
I mean, besides to score drugs and get laid.
Sometime, somewhere, Lindsay must have seen or heard or has photos of someone who is HUGE in the industry doing something perverted to somebody else. She’s got a lot of $$$$, but not so much that she can get away with all she has gotten away with so far. Blackmail HAS to be the answer! Chateau Marmont has the right idea: If you don’t want to get burned, ban the bitch.
well if that was a common person, we all know what would have happen to us… smh
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