It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: Anonymous
“KITT, you are about to be T-bagged by the master.”
First runner-up: nevarre
“Wait a minute… I don’t remember the stick shift being in the middle of the driver’s seat!”
Second runner-up: Puddin
“Can’t go wrong with velcro shoes.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
Taxi!?! Hell.. hurry.. Or.. I will cut.. I swear I will viciously cut myself.. see this?
“Don’t you see this hair? Of COURSE I care about gay rights!!!!”
” I LOVE MY HAIR. I LOVE IT. WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING. I KNOW YOU CARE! ARRRGH I LOOVVVEEE ITTT!!”
I’m ugly and I know it, know it, know it…
I need some “Something About Mary” hair gel and I need it NOW !
How do you like me now, bitches?!?
“I Fucking love my hair dammit!!”
Hannah Montana pities the fool that don’t like big ass gold chains and lesbian haircuts (as defined by Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriend).
I’ll holla for a dolla! Honey Boo Boo Child
“Ya’ll really need to stop referring to me as Draco Malfoy. I am not a boy. I’ll show you tonight when I tweet racy pictures of myself, so there is no confusion.”
“STAND Back paparazzi, my armpit smells like day old garlic fries and I’m not afraid to use them. You betta believe this grunge look is for real.”
Liam loves this new “Pull Hair, Mouth Opens” feature
Changed my mind, I want my hair long again
I’ve got my chain…now where’s my damn Gangsta hat?!?
How can I be a bad bitch with only a chain and no hat?!
Look how Marshall Mathers I look!
I’m the next Slim Shady bitchez.
Dammit that’s the last time i get drunk and let Kelly Osbourne trim my hair!!!!
Hey Miley- raise your hand if you want an “I Beet Off at Work” T-shirt
The Beet is taking a pole. Raise your hand if you’ve had a 3-way.
The Beet is taking a poll. Raise your hand if you’ve had a 3-way.
“Fight the power!”
“I DID NOT CHEAT ON THE TEST!!!”- See what happens when you lie to yourself?
Hillbilly haircut done with a chainsaw
If Lindsey can get work on “The Canyons”, I’m gonna get me the dang ol’ lead role in “Peter Poon”.
Who knew trolling so hard would lead to hair loss, look at me now.. ROARR says woman beast
I’m sexy and I know it, too, guys!! See? Look at my hair!
See?
Look at it!
EVERYONE LOOK AT MY HAIR DAMMIT!!!
Gimme ur finganails!
‘HAAARRRYY POTTTAAA’
Miley: “LIAM! What the hell happened to my damn tattoo with all those cool little words on my arm?!? Do you see it??”
Liam: “Uhh, Miles, it’s on your left arm…”
WHITE POWER!!!
You’ll pay for this Kris Humphries, even if it’s the last thing I ever do!
Y’all are driving me crazy! If you don’t leave me alone i will yank out the rest of my hair!
I ain’t no fukkin Hannah Montana, okay?! Gawd!!!
“Salvia rocks!”
F##k that when my agent said I was gonna do 2 and 1/2 men I didn’t think I was gonna end up in time square with 2 hobos and a midget.
“The rest of this will have to go if I’m ever going to top the Spears-gate phenomena of ’07.”
SHIT, I need some urgent dental work on my front teeth?!
Leave Brittany Alone!!!
I TOLD YA NOT TO WIPE IT IN MY HAIR DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My father will make you pay for this Potter!!!
BRITNEY SPEARS IS MY IDOL……SEE THIS!!!
It is pretty bad when suggesting Playboy is a Truly positive move for a young actress(hell look what n*dity did for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashan)!
If only Britney Spears would have done it, before she cracked that is. She would probably be on top of the world right now! Instead of a single mom who went from the Top to the trailer in a years time!!! A beautiful young n*de model has alot more options then druggy trailer trash, just saying!
At least Britney is kind of turning it around now, only took about 5 years, kids, and a divorce! Now Miley is doing the same stupid sh*t. Kids never learn, Even the famous ones!
Oops didn’t mean to post that last comment here :). My bad! At least it wasn’t as bad as Miley’s hair lmao!
I’m Madonna. I’m Rumer Willis. I’m Mr.T. WHO AM I?
Ughhhjduahchjqkiejens I have some badddd B.O.!!!!
Or oof is that smell coming from me?
” DON’T LET THAT SMELL FOOL YOU, I SCRUBBED MY ARM PITS”