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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s JCVD photo: CranAppleSnapple
“If they won’t let him be Bear Grylls, next he’s going to audition to turn the letters or spin the wheel.”
First runner-up: BassClef
“This is how you eat an Evil Beet!!”
Second runner-up: Lurker
“Kylie, remember this??”
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The Hoff is about to demonstrate to all those people how to go from a Knight Industries T-Top into a Baywatch V-neck.
(Kit) Michael, please tell me you’re wearing your Depends…
KITT, you are about to be T-bagged by the master.
Anonymous @ 1:09 pm … you are the “master”. Waving the white flag that was too fuckin funny.
Damn it , I should have listened to Pam when she told me ” never trust a fart “
Can’t go wrong with velcro shoes.
Wait a minute… I don’t remember the stick shift being in the middle of the driver’s seat !
Good call in the swim…jeans, Hoff. Fans are relieved they “reeled” you in and stayed true to Baywatch’s “Chesticles, not Testicles” stance.
No honey this is how you do it! Just gently sit down on it and then go up and down like this!!
The cool wind on my balls is like a Peppermint Patty shoved up my ass.
Careful people! Pam’s cooch is a Grade 1 Biohazard. Nobody gets into the car until we send in the monkey sure that it is safe.
Careful people! Pam’s cooch is a Grade 1 Biohazard. Nobody gets into the car until we send in the monkey to make sure that it is safe.
“See, I told you I could still do it!”
or
“Does this make me look young again?”
The Hoff calls shotgun and driving. The Hoff always rides alone for The Hoff is now The Bat!
(Kit) “Michael, I am not sure I know how you are going to t-bag the t-top with a t-back?”
too drunk to remember that Kit is a t-top…damn that hurts…
I’m never too old to get into it this way, ain’t I?
Oh no, that beef burrito’s bubbling !!
Pam: “Ohmygod, David, really?”
Hasselhoff: “Hey! Don’t hassle the Hoff, woman!”
When Kitt talks back, Hoff gives him the “Dog scratching his ass on carpet” maneuver!
Not many people realize that the true voice of KITT came out of the Hoff’s ass.