This is the greatest gift I can ever hope to give you. Well, this weekend, anyway. Probably. But let’s not think about the future. Let’s just focus on the here and now. The here and now that is being flooded with the hottest new dance hit to grace the whole entire universe!
Yes, we finally have a clip – just a clip, mind you, not the whole song – of Octomom‘s first, and surely not the last, musical adventure. “Sexy Party,” the upcoming Grammy winning song formerly known as “Get on The Dance Floor,” is a perfect example of the kind of talent that Nadya Suleman has just flowing through her veins. This is Octomom’s world, you guys, and we’re just partying in it.
And just in case that wasn’t enough magic for you, here’s another marvelous song, another one from Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and the next Celine Dion:
And today, the future of music just got a whole lot brighter.
Wow, anyone can be a “superstar” with autotune.
There should be a warning that this will make your ears bleed and you will be impotent forever – the little blue pills will no longer work.