I know some of us (ahem, me) around here don’t generally think a whole lot of Miranda Kerr, but one thing’s for certain: we do—and I repeat, do—like her nudes. Yup. Miranda’s gone and done the nude thing for this month’s Harper’s Bazaar, and if you really, really think we should include some content along with the nakey pictures, then fiiiine. Here’s part of her interview, but I warn you—it’s definitely the more self-righteous, obnoxious parts, and I hope they counter this woman’s glorious body nicely.
Here’s Miranda on her healthy and pure and all-natural lifestyle:
“I live by the philosophy that beauty starts from within and I make a conscious effort to fill my body with nutrients through the food I eat. Becoming a mother has made me even more aware and more passionate about nutrition and wellness. So much so that I am now a certified health coach practitioner. I love when we are all together as a family and I can cook really healthy, delicious meals for them. Most of my childhood was spent outdoors climbing trees, swimming in the river, riding dirt bikes and horses and I would like Flynn to experience all of those things.”
On working out:
“Yoga is at the core of my health and wellness routine, even if it’s only for 10 to 15 minutes I find it helps me to re-center and to focus as well as improve my overall core strength. Then I’ll do a few extra squats for my butt and thighs.”
On her own, personal definition of ‘spirituality’:
“I find the practice of yoga very spiritual and taking the time to just be and to reflect through meditation and chanting helps me to connect to a higher energy. I also discovered a spiritual strength in affirmations when I was very young which was the inspiration for my book Treasure Yourself.”
OK, so I guess she doesn’t sound *all bad*, right? I mean, with the obvious exception of shilling herself through plugging her book, ‘Treasure Yourself’, and shilling herself through promotion of the fact that she’s now a “Certified Health Coach Practitioner,” she’s not as awful as we all thought. I mean, the book’s probably just filled with bad poems and the “Certified Health Coach Practitioner” thing? Well. That’s probably like that thing where you can be ordained online as a minister for $19.95 for the year or whatever. Let’s give the girl a little pity, shall we? I mean, she’s trying.
Her face looks different…?
What did they do to her face? It doesn’t even look like her. That woman does NOT need photoshopping.
But why on earth are the thumbnails different from the pics actually displayed in the gallery??
She has a nice philosophy on life, but I agree that the way she expresses her values seems very, very self-righteous. Ugh, maybe I just hate her because she’s so beautiful!
Hey, I read somewhere she and Orlando are divorcing. Is it true?