Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga’s Vogue Cover

Instead of loving this or leaving this, my personal thoughts on this cover are more towards “eh.” She’s definitely looked better, but she’s also looked worse. I’m really not into whatever is happening in the hip region of that dress though. When a dress is built to make you look like you have an entire Kim Kardashian ass on either hip, I think it’s time to do some reconstructing.

But hey, do you want to take a quick stroll down memory lane? Because here’s a quote that Lady Gaga gave Oprah back in March:

“I have a couple of things that I do. The newest thing that I do? I don’t read a damn thing. No press. No television. If my mom calls and says, ‘Did you hear about … ?’ [Makes phone slamming motion] I don’t want to hear nothing about anything that is going on in relation to music. I shut it all off. Other than this interview, Oprah, I don’t intend to speak to anyone for a very long time.”

LIAR. About a month after that, she did an interview that aired on Lifetime, and she’s been promoting her gross perfume all summer, and then she does and does Vogue? You’re speaking to people, Gaga, and it certainly hasn’t been “a very long time.” I feel so deceived. I feel like a gullible ol’ fool, I really do.

But wait! I have a bonus Lady Gaga ensemble for you to judge! Are you ready? It’s a big one:

She’s saying that her best friend is getting married and that she made all her bridesmaids try on wedding gowns with her. But you know, she and her boyfriend, Taylor Kinney, just celebrated their first year together, so ….