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Now You Can Buy A Date with Octomom!

A photo of Nadya Suleman

Oh dear god. This is so icky.

From TMZ:

Going once, going twice, SOLD … is what some lucky bidder will hear if they win a date with Octomom … because the mother of 14 has officially put herself up for auction to earn some cold, hard cash.

Octo — in a last ditch effort to earn more money before she gets kicked out of her La Habra home — has created an online dating profile for a site called What’sYourPrice.com … a website where users can PAY other users to go out with them.

In her profile, Octo says she has 14 kids, loves to work out and loves to laugh … and she’s starting the bidding at a cool $500.

This is the latest in a slew of ploys to earn more green off her Octo fame. If you recall she also signed up for a website where she can beg her fans for money … but so far she’s only raked in a mere $2,509.

… which is $2,509 too much.

I’m browsing around that site right now, and it’s … it’s something special. You can classify yourself as either “generous” or “attractive,” and then yeah, you can just buy a date with someone. And I’m not against online dating at all – it’s how I met my fiancé, so, you know, it works, but this just seems like such a sad idea for a business. How do you sit through a date knowing that the only reason that the other person is with you is because you paid them to be?

But hey, the good news is that if you have $500 to spare, you could go on a sure-to-be romantic date with Octomom. And it wouldn’t be sad or desperate at all.

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  • There are legitimately hard working people who are losing their homes who deserve this money or help more than this clown car! I really feel bad for these kids. Don’t have 14 kids if you can’t afford them! Just another sad look into one woman’s battle with mental illness.

  • I don’t think this piece of work planned on ever working again at a real job again after she had her last batch of kids. In her demented mind everyone would love her and want to see her on a reality show, she’d make millions and all would be right with her world.

  • here is a thought…who paid for the insemination, maybe that person should pay child support…..

  • You can be either generous OR attractive? hehehe That seems very limiting and hurtful. :D

    • What I don’t get …

      What if I wanted someone *INTERESTING* to date?

      What are the expectations of people that pay? Are they thinking they’re going to get laid? Are they paying for whatever they’re going to do, anyway (such as entertainment; or would this be dutch)?

      How desperate is that? Jesus. Why not tattoo “loser” on your forehead. It just isn’t that hard to get a date.

      Maybe these people (the payers) have such horrible personalities that they CAN’T get a date. *shudder* Why would someone put themselves through that?

      What happens if the “seller” wanders off? Do they still get paid?

      I can’t figure out why you WOULDN’T go with an escort service.

      If I was in LA, I’d book Octo just to talk with her. I have roughly a million questions. I’d have to remember not to call her Octo though, or she might get mad.

  • You do realize that’s not a dating site, right? It’s an escort service. Those generous gents are not paying for a sad desperate date, per se.

  • In the photo Gina, her manger, looks like she’s already sizing her up
    to see how much per lb she can get for…scrap.
    I guess an online ad is easier than standing on a street corner.