Oh, of all things … did you know that we’re going to get a fifth installment of the Scary Movie series? Because that’s something that everyone wants. The first two came out when I was 12 and 13, and I did enjoy them, but when the third one was released, I was 14, and it was way dumb. I think I vaguely remember the fourth one being made, but I’ve never seen any of it. But there’s apparently still some sort of an audience, because the fifth one is definitely in the works.
And – wait for it – there are rumors going around that Lindsay Lohan is going to take over as the lead. Yep, Anna Faris is out, and Lindsay Lohan is in. What a great call.
I know we’ve talked about this before, but I really don’t get why Lindsay is getting all these jobs. Sure, she used to be funny sometimes, but those times are long gone. Did no one catch her on SNL? Is it really so much better to hire an actress who will generate a lot of press as opposed to an actress who actually has some talent?
Please don’t answer that.
Oh, but just to cleanse your palette a bit, here’s a picture of my cat not understanding why I don’t want him to lie down right on top of the book I’m reading:
And yes, I do have snowflake sheets on my bed in August. And I’m reading The Lost World, the sequel to Jurassic Park. I had a nightmare last night about dinosaurs, too: I was in my grandma’s old house with my great aunts, and we were running away from a tyrannosaurus, and I came up with this great plan that we could just stick our fingers up his nose and poke him in the brain, and he’d leave us alone. I woke up terrified, and my cat pounced on my stomach and put his paws in my hair. Did you forget about Lindsay Lohan yet?
I thought Ashley Tisdale had the lead in this movie. Lohan and Sheen were going to have bit parts. Hope this stays the same only because I feel sorry for Tisdale having her thunder stolen by the chipmunk cheek thief and the old man without a tooth.
Your last paragraph cracked me up so much.
“I know we’ve talked about this before, but I really don’t get why Lindsay is getting all these jobs”
I just assumed White Oprah was threatening to spend time with the producers.
You have a very cute cat. The rest of it I don’t care about : )
Seconded!
Kitty! So freaking cute! :)
What an adorable cat! Isn’t it funny how cats don’t want a thing to do with you till your immersed in something and then they pounce in your lap or line of vision and decide its now going to be all about them? I just love it!
Your cat is adorable! Somehow though I feel like I’m “cheating” on MY cat by saying that… so I’m going to go feed him some treats now.