Before you ask, no, I did not watch the 2012 Teen Choice Awards, and before some of you start off with, "Well, that's kind of your *job*, Sarah, to subject yourselves to these (sometimes- but always-in-the-case-of-Kids'-Choice-or-Teen-Choice-Awards horrendous shows)," but let me correct you---no, it's not. There is not a person in this world paid enough to sit through three-plus hours of Justin Bieber, unless, of course, you're Justin Bieber. OK? What did I do, then, last night? Well I barbecu...
Joe Paterno is being kicked while he'd dead, big time. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are probably already married. [Lainey Gossip]
President Obama visits shooting victims. [Bossip]
Rihanna's got long, gross hair and a shrunken body. [Starpulse]
Did Zooey Deschanel do something to her face? [Cele|bitchy]
Minka Kelly has a sex tape, and it's going to be here soon. [Amy Grindhouse]
Why threading is superior to plucking and/or waxing. [The Frisky]
Tara Reid is...
These are photos of Lindsay Lohan looking, of course, worse for the wear while hanging out with a lady friend and hitting up Jack in the Box late last night, and can I say with conviction that she's looking fresh-faced, luminous, and generally lovely. Oh my.
If you haven't heard yet, in related Lindsay Lohan news, as Emily reported earlier in the weekend, girl wants to be BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, and to that, I say, "Ha! As if!" Lindsay recently unloaded on Twitter, calling Jennifer a ...
Because there's absolutely nothing to be said about two "friends" sucking face at one of those friends' film wrap parties, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are absolutely not hooking up.
Now that we have this out of the way, I can tell you---this is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis sucking face and generally grinding all over one another at the wrap party for that Steve Jobs movie, in which Ashton Kutcher plays the role of late Steve Jobs.
Nothing to see here, folks (except what's in the galle...
And yes, that is a recent photo of the lucky mother-to-be, Kate Major. Look at that bump! And she's supposed to be in her first trimester. I know that all pregnancies look different, but doesn't she look a little farther along than that? WHAT IF IT'S TWINS?!
Oh, I already have the answer to that question, by the way, the "what if it's twins" thing. See, if it's twins, then that will just be double the fun, and we'll have the next Mary Kate and Ashley on our hands. We know that becaus...
I could tell that you were all very, very worried about the mysterious case of Katherine Jackson, so when I read that she was fine, I knew I had to tell you guys, first thing. So calm your hearts, all right? Because Katherine is totally fine, she's just spending time with a relative in Arizona. Maybe.
From TMZ:
Katherine Jackson has spoken to police, and she is not in danger ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ police were able to make contact with Katherine today ... ...
After poor Fred Willard was caught masturbating in an adult movie theater, everyone had the same exact thought: has Fred Willard never heard of the internet? It's pretty common knowledge that a large chunk of the internet is devoted to porn, isn't it? Even my dad, who still isn't too clear on how to sign into his email account that I helped him set up, maintains that since he knows how to play solitaire and how to look at porn, he doesn't need to learn anything else about computers. Everyo...
Just look at that face. That's the face of a woman with passion, with a work ethic you wouldn't believe. That's the face of a woman who's going places. You can see the creativity blazing in her eyes, and underneath all that gorgeous hair, you can be sure that a million ideas are being born. But above all else, this is the face of a woman who knows what she wants.
So what does Lindsay want now? Oh, no big deal, just to co-star in a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. Here's this idea that Lindsa...
From People:
Katherine Jackson – mother of Michael and Janet Jackson – has been reported missing, according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
According to a report filed by her nephew Trent late Saturday night, Jackson had not been heard from in a week. Paris Jackson confirmed the report via Twitter, writing: "yes, my grandmother is missing. i haven't spoken with her in a week i want her home now."
But her son, Jermaine Jackson, seemed to deny the missing person report, Tweeting Friday: "I want to reassure everyon...
“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”
- Justin Bieber lets all us non-Canadians in on how Canada works in his latest Rolling Stone interview.
Other very important points that Justin covers in the interview include fondue (he's had chocolate fondue, "with, like, strawberries and stuff," but not cheese fondue, because "who eats the cheese kind unless you're old and from Paris?"), car accessorizing (he essential...
The idea that Tom Cruise is not the biological father of Suri isn't new, not by a long shot. Way back when Suri was born, there were conspiracies about the paternity. Here's a quick summary, since 2006 was a long time ago: Katie broke up with Chris Klein in March of 2005, and she began dating Tom just a few weeks later. Suri was born in April of 2006. BUT the public didn't get a glimpse of Suri until months later, and her birth certificate wasn't issued until three weeks after she was actu...
Before you ask, no, I did not watch the 2012 Teen Choice Awards, and before some of you start off with, "Well, that's kind of your *job*, Sarah, to subject yourselves to these (sometimes- but always-in-the-case-of-Kids'-Choice-or-Teen-Choice-Awards horrendous shows)," but let me correct you---no, it's not. There is not a person in this world paid enough to sit through three-plus hours of Justin Bieber, unless, of course, you're Justin Bieber. OK? What did I do, then, last night? Well I barbecu...
Joe Paterno is being kicked while he'd dead, big time. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are probably already married. [Lainey Gossip]
President Obama visits shooting victims. [Bossip]
Rihanna's got long, gross hair and a shrunken body. [Starpulse]
Did Zooey Deschanel do something to her face? [Cele|bitchy]
Minka Kelly has a sex tape, and it's going to be here soon. [Amy Grindhouse]
Why threading is superior to plucking and/or waxing. [The Frisky]
Tara Reid is...
These are photos of Lindsay Lohan looking, of course, worse for the wear while hanging out with a lady friend and hitting up Jack in the Box late last night, and can I say with conviction that she's looking fresh-faced, luminous, and generally lovely. Oh my.
If you haven't heard yet, in related Lindsay Lohan news, as Emily reported earlier in the weekend, girl wants to be BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, and to that, I say, "Ha! As if!" Lindsay recently unloaded on Twitter, calling Jennifer a ...
Because there's absolutely nothing to be said about two "friends" sucking face at one of those friends' film wrap parties, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are absolutely not hooking up.
Now that we have this out of the way, I can tell you---this is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis sucking face and generally grinding all over one another at the wrap party for that Steve Jobs movie, in which Ashton Kutcher plays the role of late Steve Jobs.
Nothing to see here, folks (except what's in the galle...
And yes, that is a recent photo of the lucky mother-to-be, Kate Major. Look at that bump! And she's supposed to be in her first trimester. I know that all pregnancies look different, but doesn't she look a little farther along than that? WHAT IF IT'S TWINS?!
Oh, I already have the answer to that question, by the way, the "what if it's twins" thing. See, if it's twins, then that will just be double the fun, and we'll have the next Mary Kate and Ashley on our hands. We know that becaus...
I could tell that you were all very, very worried about the mysterious case of Katherine Jackson, so when I read that she was fine, I knew I had to tell you guys, first thing. So calm your hearts, all right? Because Katherine is totally fine, she's just spending time with a relative in Arizona. Maybe.
From TMZ:
Katherine Jackson has spoken to police, and she is not in danger ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ police were able to make contact with Katherine today ... ...
After poor Fred Willard was caught masturbating in an adult movie theater, everyone had the same exact thought: has Fred Willard never heard of the internet? It's pretty common knowledge that a large chunk of the internet is devoted to porn, isn't it? Even my dad, who still isn't too clear on how to sign into his email account that I helped him set up, maintains that since he knows how to play solitaire and how to look at porn, he doesn't need to learn anything else about computers. Everyo...
Just look at that face. That's the face of a woman with passion, with a work ethic you wouldn't believe. That's the face of a woman who's going places. You can see the creativity blazing in her eyes, and underneath all that gorgeous hair, you can be sure that a million ideas are being born. But above all else, this is the face of a woman who knows what she wants.
So what does Lindsay want now? Oh, no big deal, just to co-star in a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. Here's this idea that Lindsa...
From People:
Katherine Jackson – mother of Michael and Janet Jackson – has been reported missing, according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
According to a report filed by her nephew Trent late Saturday night, Jackson had not been heard from in a week. Paris Jackson confirmed the report via Twitter, writing: "yes, my grandmother is missing. i haven't spoken with her in a week i want her home now."
But her son, Jermaine Jackson, seemed to deny the missing person report, Tweeting Friday: "I want to reassure everyon...
“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”
- Justin Bieber lets all us non-Canadians in on how Canada works in his latest Rolling Stone interview.
Other very important points that Justin covers in the interview include fondue (he's had chocolate fondue, "with, like, strawberries and stuff," but not cheese fondue, because "who eats the cheese kind unless you're old and from Paris?"), car accessorizing (he essential...
The idea that Tom Cruise is not the biological father of Suri isn't new, not by a long shot. Way back when Suri was born, there were conspiracies about the paternity. Here's a quick summary, since 2006 was a long time ago: Katie broke up with Chris Klein in March of 2005, and she began dating Tom just a few weeks later. Suri was born in April of 2006. BUT the public didn't get a glimpse of Suri until months later, and her birth certificate wasn't issued until three weeks after she was actu...