J Woww's big, purple cleavage. [The Superficial]
The pizza guitar. [The Frisky]
The Jackson family is fighting over Michael Jackson's kids now, too. [TMZ]
Audrina Patridge is ready to show you her boobs again. [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey is a "nightmare" to work with. Says her cameltoe. [Lainey Gossip]
Jesse Metcalfe is being all freaky on a boat. [Socialite Life]
Demi Lovato's nipslip. [Yeeeah]
Sofia Vergara loses her ass. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Minka Kelly's sex tape. [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Aniston's bust...
I feel like I'm always trying really, really hard to like Lea Michele as a person (aside from her acting, and her nasal voice, and her "super-sexy-secret tattoos! #OMGBUTTERFLY"), but always falling really, really short. So I'll just go with what I'm pretty skilled at, which is being superficial and only focusing on what a celebrity has to offer on the outside.
These photos of Lea Michele at the Fox All Stars event, for example. I love this dress. I love her messy plait. I love her shoes a...
Well, maybe. She did strike out with both Deryck Whibley and that bag of dicks, Brody Jenner, so maybe she's gone and decided that she'd do better batting (or catching, or whatever) for the other team.
These photos are of Avril Lavigne and some friends in Cabo San Lucas, where water-frolicking, beer-drinking, and general revelry happened, because DUH, Sk8er Boi. It's about time that Avril got back out into the world, too, because she and that Jenner asshat broke up back in January, and there's hardly been word of her since then. ...
Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to be performing at the closing ceremony of the Olympics? That's a pretty big deal, right? For the entirety of 2012, we've been tantalized by rumors of a Spice Girls reunion, and last month all five of the girls were photographed together for the first time in years to promote that Viva Forever musical. This whole year has led up to this one moment, this one shining moment in time when all of the Spice Girls agreed to come together to spice up our lives throu...
LINDSAY. Seven days in, first full week completed. Lindsay Lohan is a huge fan of Hollywood glamour and performances from the Golden Era. Working with her every day on varied scenes I've been making a mental checklist of classic movie performances she's touched upon. There's has been a lot of Ann Margaret, some Gena Rowlands and Faye Dunaway and of course some bits of Liz Taylor and Monroe as well as a little Rita Hayworth and even Gene Tierney (although the last may be more my creation than he...
From TMZ:
Kirstie Alley is being sued for allegedly lying about how she dumped 100 lbs.
The suit, obtained by TMZ, was filed by a California woman who claims Organic Liaison-- the weight loss product Kirstie hocks online and on QVC -- is not the reason Kirstie dramatically slimmed down.
Plaintiff Marina Abramyan -- who used the product and filed the class action lawsuit -- alleges Kirstie shed the lbs by dancing her ass off on "Dancing with the Stars" and eating an extremely low-calorie diet...
Did you know that guns are a big element of Madonna's current tour? If you look through photos or watch videos of her concerts, you can see her wave around her little prop pistols and machine guns. She's that edgy.
Up until recently, we've all just sort of collectively rolled our eyes at Madonna and her silly stunts, but that changed this weekend. She did a show in Scotland over the weekend, and in light of the Denver shootings, officials requested that she leave the guns out of the show. ...
In the greatest news since the invention of news, Mariah Carey is officially the newest American Idol judge. We discussed this over the weekend, and I honestly thought that it would never happen, that the rumor that Mariah was close to signing a contract was just meant to get some buzz going about the show, but thankfully, I was wrong.
The announcement was made at the Television Critics Association summer press tour, and Mariah called in because the contract had been finalized just hours...
Or, at least, judging by her photo, you'd think she'd be, because this current getup---like many of her other getups---is straight out of an 80's budget strip club.
Also, can we talk about girlfriend's beat-ass Lucite heels for a second? Because these bitches are just worse for the wear. She's worn them so much that the plastic on top is actually starting to crack and yellow. Does she really love these shoes *so hard* that she's willing to look like trash in order to keep them? Wait. ... No, ...
From Celebrity Fix:
Both Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been spotted without their wedding rings, sparking rumours their marriage is in trouble.
29-year-old Miranda was snapped without hers in New York last week, and a friend of the couple told Famous magazine that their relationship could be on the rocks.
"[Miranda and Orlando's marriage] might be in trouble," they said.
"She's not wearing her ring, and she's had a lot on her plate — it could be that somewhere along the way her...
“I don’t know. I mean … I don’t know. People have been having babies a long time.”
Katie Holmes' response when C magazine asked her whether or not the "birth" of Suri Cruise brought Katie and Tom together as a "family." And to that, I say LOL! Girlfriend sure was dropping the gauntlet on Tom for a few many months leading up to her secretly-hatched escape, huh? The interviewer also claims that Katie didn't speak Tom's name aloud---not once---throughout the entire interview, and kind o...
How does someone who used to look like this:
Go to looking something like this:
In a matter of what seems like six months? What the hell happened? Was there some kind of bomb dropped on Ralph's house that I don't know about that rendered him homeless for the last four-of-six months, and in that time, he grew this heinous crapbag of a beard and grew his hair out to what I like to call "creepy-chic," and then, on top of all of that, demolished all of his normally-on-point clothing choic...
J Woww's big, purple cleavage. [The Superficial]
The pizza guitar. [The Frisky]
The Jackson family is fighting over Michael Jackson's kids now, too. [TMZ]
Audrina Patridge is ready to show you her boobs again. [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey is a "nightmare" to work with. Says her cameltoe. [Lainey Gossip]
Jesse Metcalfe is being all freaky on a boat. [Socialite Life]
Demi Lovato's nipslip. [Yeeeah]
Sofia Vergara loses her ass. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Minka Kelly's sex tape. [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Aniston's bust...
I feel like I'm always trying really, really hard to like Lea Michele as a person (aside from her acting, and her nasal voice, and her "super-sexy-secret tattoos! #OMGBUTTERFLY"), but always falling really, really short. So I'll just go with what I'm pretty skilled at, which is being superficial and only focusing on what a celebrity has to offer on the outside.
These photos of Lea Michele at the Fox All Stars event, for example. I love this dress. I love her messy plait. I love her shoes a...
Well, maybe. She did strike out with both Deryck Whibley and that bag of dicks, Brody Jenner, so maybe she's gone and decided that she'd do better batting (or catching, or whatever) for the other team.
These photos are of Avril Lavigne and some friends in Cabo San Lucas, where water-frolicking, beer-drinking, and general revelry happened, because DUH, Sk8er Boi. It's about time that Avril got back out into the world, too, because she and that Jenner asshat broke up back in January, and there's hardly been word of her since then. ...
Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to be performing at the closing ceremony of the Olympics? That's a pretty big deal, right? For the entirety of 2012, we've been tantalized by rumors of a Spice Girls reunion, and last month all five of the girls were photographed together for the first time in years to promote that Viva Forever musical. This whole year has led up to this one moment, this one shining moment in time when all of the Spice Girls agreed to come together to spice up our lives throu...
LINDSAY. Seven days in, first full week completed. Lindsay Lohan is a huge fan of Hollywood glamour and performances from the Golden Era. Working with her every day on varied scenes I've been making a mental checklist of classic movie performances she's touched upon. There's has been a lot of Ann Margaret, some Gena Rowlands and Faye Dunaway and of course some bits of Liz Taylor and Monroe as well as a little Rita Hayworth and even Gene Tierney (although the last may be more my creation than he...
From TMZ:
Kirstie Alley is being sued for allegedly lying about how she dumped 100 lbs.
The suit, obtained by TMZ, was filed by a California woman who claims Organic Liaison-- the weight loss product Kirstie hocks online and on QVC -- is not the reason Kirstie dramatically slimmed down.
Plaintiff Marina Abramyan -- who used the product and filed the class action lawsuit -- alleges Kirstie shed the lbs by dancing her ass off on "Dancing with the Stars" and eating an extremely low-calorie diet...
Did you know that guns are a big element of Madonna's current tour? If you look through photos or watch videos of her concerts, you can see her wave around her little prop pistols and machine guns. She's that edgy.
Up until recently, we've all just sort of collectively rolled our eyes at Madonna and her silly stunts, but that changed this weekend. She did a show in Scotland over the weekend, and in light of the Denver shootings, officials requested that she leave the guns out of the show. ...
In the greatest news since the invention of news, Mariah Carey is officially the newest American Idol judge. We discussed this over the weekend, and I honestly thought that it would never happen, that the rumor that Mariah was close to signing a contract was just meant to get some buzz going about the show, but thankfully, I was wrong.
The announcement was made at the Television Critics Association summer press tour, and Mariah called in because the contract had been finalized just hours...
Or, at least, judging by her photo, you'd think she'd be, because this current getup---like many of her other getups---is straight out of an 80's budget strip club.
Also, can we talk about girlfriend's beat-ass Lucite heels for a second? Because these bitches are just worse for the wear. She's worn them so much that the plastic on top is actually starting to crack and yellow. Does she really love these shoes *so hard* that she's willing to look like trash in order to keep them? Wait. ... No, ...
From Celebrity Fix:
Both Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been spotted without their wedding rings, sparking rumours their marriage is in trouble.
29-year-old Miranda was snapped without hers in New York last week, and a friend of the couple told Famous magazine that their relationship could be on the rocks.
"[Miranda and Orlando's marriage] might be in trouble," they said.
"She's not wearing her ring, and she's had a lot on her plate — it could be that somewhere along the way her...
“I don’t know. I mean … I don’t know. People have been having babies a long time.”
Katie Holmes' response when C magazine asked her whether or not the "birth" of Suri Cruise brought Katie and Tom together as a "family." And to that, I say LOL! Girlfriend sure was dropping the gauntlet on Tom for a few many months leading up to her secretly-hatched escape, huh? The interviewer also claims that Katie didn't speak Tom's name aloud---not once---throughout the entire interview, and kind o...
How does someone who used to look like this:
Go to looking something like this:
In a matter of what seems like six months? What the hell happened? Was there some kind of bomb dropped on Ralph's house that I don't know about that rendered him homeless for the last four-of-six months, and in that time, he grew this heinous crapbag of a beard and grew his hair out to what I like to call "creepy-chic," and then, on top of all of that, demolished all of his normally-on-point clothing choic...