Phenomenally awful. I'm sorry, but basically every single time that I see these photos of Miley out and about, I just have to sit and look at her for a minute, because I can never believe that it's possible to look that bad. I can't think of a single thing that she's ever worn that I even almost liked. It's all just ... I can't even think of words to accurately describe her style. The closest thing I can think of would have to be "meth lab chic."
But thankfully, we might finally have a reason for why Miley...
Every Snooki I ever see is always my favorite Snooki. The very first time I ever saw Snooki, rocking that classic poof and suckin' on pickles in the first season of Jersey Shore, I was like "wow. This is the best this girl will ever be." But then when she started wearing her intellectual glasses and tried to start giving intelligent interviews, I thought "no, this is the best." But now I know that no other Snooki can ever top mother Snooki. It's simply not possible.
Here are some hig...
This makes me so sad, but to be fair, I'm sure it makes poor Robert Pattinson even sadder. I bet he's just sitting quietly at home, sipping tea and possibly writing heartbroken poetry because the love of his whole life cheated on him with some director. And of course, this whole thing hasn't been confirmed or denied yet (and you know it won't be, this is the couple who didn't even publicly acknowledge their relationship for years, they're not going to comment on every rumor, true or not), but...
Remember Emily told you guys about a "physical" incident that occurred within the perimeter of the Jackson Estate? It was between that fiery fireball, Paris Jackson, and her auntie, Janet. IT'S ON. From TMZ:
Sources who were there say two SUVs with Randy, Jermaine and Janet inside, followed a car driving Michael Jackson's 3 kids inside the gates. We're told Randy, Jermaine and Janet did not have authority to enter.
Once on the grounds, we're told MJ's 3 siblings tried to strong-arm Paris,...
From KVDR in Denver, Colorado:
"Dark Knight Rises” star Christian Bale visited victims of the Aurora theater shootings at the Medical Center of Aurora South on Tuesday.
Shooting victim Carey Rottman posted to his Facebook page a picture of Bale visiting him in his hospital room.
“Wow!!! Thank you so much for the visit Christian!! What a great guy! Still in shock!,” Rottman wrote.
A source at the hospital said Bale arrived via ambulance around 2 p.m.
OK, so I pretty much take ...
Dear Madonna:
Everyone already hates you. You don't need to keep doing dumb crap to piss us all off. It's not making you cute, it's not making you cutting-edge, and it's not gaining you any new fans. No, quite the opposite, actually---you're look silly, bitter, dated, and boring. Oh, and heartless---I heard about your "I'm keeping my guns, y'all" stunt earlier this morning, and I have to say, I'm pretty disappointed. I knew you were pretty much the lowest of pretentious-low, but this just ta...
I'm so torn about about Kimye anymore, you guys. At first, I thought that they were a match made in heaven, that they could spend the rest of their lives being completely absurd together, but now I'm not so sure. It might have been the news of Kanye buying Kim that gaudy ass golden skull right around the same time Kim really started trying to win Beyonce over. It sort of seems like Kanye genuinely loves Kim in his own special way, but Kim is still just looking out for herself. Like, I'm ...
Justin Bieber gets in on the Jackson family. [The Superficial]
Mario Lopez: a creeper in gold body paint. [Bitten and Bound]
Sofia Vergara joins 'Family Guy'. [Starpulse]
I can't get over Alessandra Ambrosio's boyfriend. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Just the attractive people at the Teen Choice Awards. [Celebslam]
Demi Lovato's nipslip. [Yeeeah]
The first lawsuit against James Holmes and 'Batman' is here. [The Blemish]
Bat for Lashes, nude. [OMGBlog]
How to handle a dude with bagg...
From E! Online:
Kate Gosselin is putting herself out there again—and how!
The divorced mother of eight has signed up to do a dating show and is in the process of looking for a network to televise her quest for love, E! News has exclusively learned.
"She is ready to get back into the dating game," a source tells us. "She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She's excited, this is a chance to start something new."
"She finds it hard to meet men in her day to day life...
Something really fishy is going on with this whole Katherine Jackson thing. She was reported missing, but now she's not missing, but she could possibly be in the process of being brainwashed so that she's actually missing even though she doesn't believe she's missing. I know, it's complicated, but let's break down all the recent developments in convenient bullet points, all right?
- Yesterday, TMZ got a photo of Katherine at a spa in Arizona, playing Uno with some family members. Nothing to see here!
- But just an hour a...
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The winner on last week’s Magic Mike photo: Brooke
Shakin my ball sack brings all the girls to the bar
but my li...
I mean, if it weren't for the fact that her nose is all contorted from all of that cocaine use, and her lips are still all plumped out like a puffer fish's ass---oh, and the fake teeth, too, I forgot about those---Lindsay Lohan might actually look like a shadow of her former self in these pictures, and how about them apples, huh? I mean, yeah, she's still got the wonk-eyed crack leer of a seasoned crackhead, and all that self-tanner has positively ruined her skin tone, making it dull and ashy-lo...
Phenomenally awful. I'm sorry, but basically every single time that I see these photos of Miley out and about, I just have to sit and look at her for a minute, because I can never believe that it's possible to look that bad. I can't think of a single thing that she's ever worn that I even almost liked. It's all just ... I can't even think of words to accurately describe her style. The closest thing I can think of would have to be "meth lab chic."
But thankfully, we might finally have a reason for why Miley...
Every Snooki I ever see is always my favorite Snooki. The very first time I ever saw Snooki, rocking that classic poof and suckin' on pickles in the first season of Jersey Shore, I was like "wow. This is the best this girl will ever be." But then when she started wearing her intellectual glasses and tried to start giving intelligent interviews, I thought "no, this is the best." But now I know that no other Snooki can ever top mother Snooki. It's simply not possible.
Here are some hig...
This makes me so sad, but to be fair, I'm sure it makes poor Robert Pattinson even sadder. I bet he's just sitting quietly at home, sipping tea and possibly writing heartbroken poetry because the love of his whole life cheated on him with some director. And of course, this whole thing hasn't been confirmed or denied yet (and you know it won't be, this is the couple who didn't even publicly acknowledge their relationship for years, they're not going to comment on every rumor, true or not), but...
Remember Emily told you guys about a "physical" incident that occurred within the perimeter of the Jackson Estate? It was between that fiery fireball, Paris Jackson, and her auntie, Janet. IT'S ON. From TMZ:
Sources who were there say two SUVs with Randy, Jermaine and Janet inside, followed a car driving Michael Jackson's 3 kids inside the gates. We're told Randy, Jermaine and Janet did not have authority to enter.
Once on the grounds, we're told MJ's 3 siblings tried to strong-arm Paris,...
From KVDR in Denver, Colorado:
"Dark Knight Rises” star Christian Bale visited victims of the Aurora theater shootings at the Medical Center of Aurora South on Tuesday.
Shooting victim Carey Rottman posted to his Facebook page a picture of Bale visiting him in his hospital room.
“Wow!!! Thank you so much for the visit Christian!! What a great guy! Still in shock!,” Rottman wrote.
A source at the hospital said Bale arrived via ambulance around 2 p.m.
OK, so I pretty much take ...
Dear Madonna:
Everyone already hates you. You don't need to keep doing dumb crap to piss us all off. It's not making you cute, it's not making you cutting-edge, and it's not gaining you any new fans. No, quite the opposite, actually---you're look silly, bitter, dated, and boring. Oh, and heartless---I heard about your "I'm keeping my guns, y'all" stunt earlier this morning, and I have to say, I'm pretty disappointed. I knew you were pretty much the lowest of pretentious-low, but this just ta...
I'm so torn about about Kimye anymore, you guys. At first, I thought that they were a match made in heaven, that they could spend the rest of their lives being completely absurd together, but now I'm not so sure. It might have been the news of Kanye buying Kim that gaudy ass golden skull right around the same time Kim really started trying to win Beyonce over. It sort of seems like Kanye genuinely loves Kim in his own special way, but Kim is still just looking out for herself. Like, I'm ...
Justin Bieber gets in on the Jackson family. [The Superficial]
Mario Lopez: a creeper in gold body paint. [Bitten and Bound]
Sofia Vergara joins 'Family Guy'. [Starpulse]
I can't get over Alessandra Ambrosio's boyfriend. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Just the attractive people at the Teen Choice Awards. [Celebslam]
Demi Lovato's nipslip. [Yeeeah]
The first lawsuit against James Holmes and 'Batman' is here. [The Blemish]
Bat for Lashes, nude. [OMGBlog]
How to handle a dude with bagg...
From E! Online:
Kate Gosselin is putting herself out there again—and how!
The divorced mother of eight has signed up to do a dating show and is in the process of looking for a network to televise her quest for love, E! News has exclusively learned.
"She is ready to get back into the dating game," a source tells us. "She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She's excited, this is a chance to start something new."
"She finds it hard to meet men in her day to day life...
Something really fishy is going on with this whole Katherine Jackson thing. She was reported missing, but now she's not missing, but she could possibly be in the process of being brainwashed so that she's actually missing even though she doesn't believe she's missing. I know, it's complicated, but let's break down all the recent developments in convenient bullet points, all right?
- Yesterday, TMZ got a photo of Katherine at a spa in Arizona, playing Uno with some family members. Nothing to see here!
- But just an hour a...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Magic Mike photo: Brooke
Shakin my ball sack brings all the girls to the bar
but my li...
I mean, if it weren't for the fact that her nose is all contorted from all of that cocaine use, and her lips are still all plumped out like a puffer fish's ass---oh, and the fake teeth, too, I forgot about those---Lindsay Lohan might actually look like a shadow of her former self in these pictures, and how about them apples, huh? I mean, yeah, she's still got the wonk-eyed crack leer of a seasoned crackhead, and all that self-tanner has positively ruined her skin tone, making it dull and ashy-lo...