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Katherine Jackson Speaks!

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Well, this is suspicious. As you can see, Katherine Jackson finally made a statement yesterday, surrounded by her most shady children. She was still at the spa in Arizona, but she said she was coming home. She also said that she was "devastated" that she lost custody of her grandchildren, and that she absolutely wasn't kidnapped because her children "would never do a thing to me like that, hold me against my will," and "it's very stupid for people to think that." Oh, and you know how poor Paris Jackson t...

You’ll Never Guess What Lindsay Did Yesterday!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan She hit someone's car! While she was in her car! I know, what a shocker! The accident wasn't serious, or at least it wasn't as serious as her last accident. See, what happened was Lindsay decided to go shopping yesterday afternoon, which is fine. But she decided to drive, which, as we all know, is usually not so fine. She was headed down Sunset Boulevard towards a stop light, but she decided not to stop. That's it. The light was red, cars were stopped, but Lindsay stops for no red light. So she hit the car in front of her. A woman who was ...

Everyone’s Favorite Twihard Reacts to Kristen Stewart’s Cheating Scandal

Look, everyone, I know it's been a really rough day. I know we're all feeling down because Kristen Stewart cheated on the guy she "loves and respects the most," and I know that nothing I can say right now can heal all that pain in your heart. I can't make that go away ... but this crazy ass Twihard can. LOL, you guys! LOL! BUT NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Just kidding, I'm still laughing. I love how this whole thing is no one's business and we just need to leave them alone because it's private but how could you cheat on Robert Pattinson? But really, you wouldn't ask some random person on the street about their bowel movements, so why would you ever say anything about a person whose chosen career involves living in the public eye? How would you feel if a bunch of strangers were talking about your sex life? Probably the exact same way that Kristen Stewart feels after people started discussing a public statement that she chose to make: bad. Real bad. And you know, I'll admit that I was a little surprised when I read Kristen's statement and saw the pictures. I really thought that she would never acknowledge any of this, or if she did, it wouldn't be for a long time. And I did yell at my (super lucky) boyfriend "IT WAS TRUE, KRISTEN STEWART DID CHEAT ON ROBERT PATTINSON," because I was that shocked. But I didn't cry like this crazy girl does. I cried earlier today because this sweet Sofia Vergara dress at the K-Mart didn't fit me right, but I didn't cry over this, because I'm not ridiculous. Never change, Twihards. Never change. /> Look, everyone, I know it's been a really rough day. I know we're all feeling down because Kristen Stewart cheated on the guy she "loves and respects the most," and I know that nothing I can say right now can heal all that pain in your heart. I can't make that go away ... but this crazy ass Twihard can. LOL, you guys! LOL! BUT NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Just kidding, I'm still laughing. I love how this whole thing is no one's business and we just need to leave them ...

Blind Item: Chris Brown Is A Bad Boyfriend

A photo of Chris Brown From CDAN: This A list R&B singer has always shown he can be and is an a-hole, but even with his past track record this might have brought him to new levels of a-holiness. His now former girlfriend is telling everyone that for the past year she was forced to watch the singer have sex with at least one person a night if she wanted to stay with him. She put up with it because he would pay her and give her gifts and she always thought he loved her. In addition to this demeaning activity, h...

Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders: The Cheating Pictures :(

photo of kristen stewart cheating on robert pattinson pictures So, after taking a few-hour hiatus from really talking about this story with you guys, I've got all sorts of information (and pictures! Oh have I got the Kristen Stewart cheating pictures). Here's the gist of what's going on: Kristen was hooking up with this guy, director Rupert Sanders, a married dude who's got two young children, last week. The photos were taken while the two were publicly making out in Kristen's Mini Cooper and in a park overlooking Hollywood. The more graphic parts of the m...

Jason Trawick is Sick of Being Britney Spears’ Babysitter

photo of jason trawick and britney spears pictures Let's just hope he doesn't go out and CHEAT ON HER like some people might. From Radar Online: The Toxic singer and her fiance of over 7 months, Jason Trawick, are having major problems in their relationship due to the pressure of her new judging gig, multiple sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Their relationship has been majorly rocky ever since she started filming The X Factor,” a source reveals to Radar. “They are constantly fighting about everything, and it isn’t good.” Ano...

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The Crap is Hitting the Fan in the Jackson Family Feud: Katherine Jackson Loses Guardianship

photo of katherine jackson photos kids jackson children I don't even know why I'm bothering to cover this when there are RELATIONSHIPS BEING TORN APART BY SELFISH, BITCHY, FOUL CHEATING, but I am, and here's the latest: ---Katherine Jackson's legal and physical guardianship of Paris, Blanket, and Prince Jackson is temporarily suspended. ---TJ Jackson, a cousin or something of the kids, has been named temporary guardian of all three children. ---A laywer is advising TJ Jackson to move for permanent guardianship, thus removing Grandma Katherine Jac...

Love It or Leave It: Demi Lovato’s Multi-Tonal Hair

photo of demi lovato pictures Now, it seems like we have a history of slamming Demi Lovato's hair (and for good reason---oftentimes it looks completely f-cking awful), and it's usually because her extensions are way busted, or because she dyes her hair questionable colors that just aren't all that flattering, and this new style is no exception. I'm just going to cut to the chase---love it or leave it? Because I, for one, think it's really, really bad. {democracy:374}...

BREAKING NEWS: Kristen Stewart Releases a Statement

photo of kristen stewart pictures "I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry." Oh my God I just can't even. I'd hoped that there was a possibly that this would turn out to be a stupid, stupid lie, because there's a Twihard inside me that's just dying to know that Bella and Edward Kristen and Rober...

Tom Cruise Wants You to Think That Katie’s a Family-Killing Famewhore

photo of katie holmes and suri cruise pictures Yes, because while Tom's current public reputation is in the shitter, why not try to drag Katie down with him? Makes perfect sense, especially when you're Tom Cruise. Here's what was happening in the Cruise marriage four months before the breakup, that made everyone continuously think that these two were in it for the sheer publicity: Cruise and Holmes stood in a darkened area near the bathrooms [of a theater]. “Everyone’s just staring at them. And he and Katie were extremely touch...

Demi Moore is All Flirty and Playful

photo of demi moore and new boyfriend pictures From Life & Style: Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Demi Moore, 49, has been secretly dating New Zealand–born actor Martin Henderson, who is 12 years her junior. Life & Style has obtained exclusive photos of the couple on a romantic Connecticut getaway. On July 19, Demi and Martin went to lunch at Nine Main Bakery and Deli in New Preston, Conn. “She was in line and a Colbie Caillat song came on — she started singing along and dancing in a playful, flirty way,” shares a fe...