But who could it be? I was thinking about making you guess, but since it's so early I'll save you the agony and let you know that it's this guy:
Oh yes, there are rumors that Katy Perry is getting involved with the one and only John Mayer. Just think about that for a second. Let it really sink in. Like, picture them nuzzling necks or something. Could you just die?
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
Katy Perry’s last Friday night was a memorable one: She spent it with John Mayer!
D...
From Us:
During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! July 24, The Bourne Legacy actor, 41, regaled the audience with an unforgettable tale about his recent travel troubles.
“A lot of times when I’m on the plane, I have to sleep. And I’m not a good sleeper on the plane,” the single star admitted. “I had to fly from London to Los Angeles for dinner, and then get right back on a plane to London. That’s 10 to 12 hours. I had to get off the plane go to work, so I had to sleep on t...
"I romanticized domesticity for a while, and loved having a shopping list of groceries stuck to the fridge for the first time. But moving here and starting a life all over again was a lot harder than I had anticipated. I just didn't think it would be as isolating and daunting as it turned out to be. I would never say out loud that I am raising my children alone, but a lot of the time it has felt like that. I went from the glamour of working with Karl Lagerfeld and John Galliano to living on an i...
From Radar:
Kim’s climb to fame began with her infamous sex tape, and now the reality star believes she is more famous than several of Hollywood's hottest A-listers combined, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“I’m more famous thanJennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined,” Kim boasted to a friend recently. “She just doesn’t seem to understand that she is not a movie star, and she is famous for all the wrong reasons."
The Keeping up with The...
If you believe the story being peddled by The Daily, and by eyewitnesses and, you know, people that Jon's actually been hitting on, then yes, Jon Hamm might be a cheater, too.
From The Daily:
Jon Hamm won’t find out if he’s TV’s best actor until Sept. 23. But there’s one thing he’s definitely talented at — acting like he’s a single man. Although he’s been in a serious relationship with girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt for almost 15 years, Flash has learned exclusively that Hamm has been hitting the bars hard in recent weeks, chatting up pretty wome...
Matthew McConaughey in 'Killer Joe'. [I'm Not Obsessed]
All the updates on Kristen Stewart's cheating ass. [The Superficial]
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a vampire. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart's writing a letter of apology to Rupert Sanders' wife. [Cele|bitchy]
Madonna says swastikas are OK now, too. [Starpulse]
Minka Kelly's sex tape. [IDLYITW]
Rupert Sanders speaks. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
PHOTO: Chris Brown and Paris Hilton are BFFs now. [Hollywood PQ]
Jessica Biel actually ...
If you're wondering whether or not this is Mariah Carey's promotional photo for 'American Idol', then yes, you are right, and I have to commend you on knowing the flaky Mariah Carey so well. Or I have to slap you, one or the other. I'm not sure yet.
This is, indeed, Mariah's 'AI' photo, and it's just as ridiculous and over-the-top as you'd expect it to be. Like, did technology become so advanced that she's going to look like this live on the show? Is there going to be a cloud of Photoshop ...
We know that Paris Jackson, Michael's spunky daughter, isn't afraid to talk about (or slap) members of her family over this mess surrounding Katherine Jackson. But now Prince, Michael's oldest son, has taken to his own Twitter to let us all know his particular side of the story.
Here's his big long tweet:
I would first like to start off by thanking the fans that have always stood by me and my family, my dad really appreciated your support and I still treasure it to this day. As I am sure everyone is well aware of th...
From People:
Robert Pattinson has packed his bags.
Following Kristen Stewart's public apology for having a fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, the 26-year-old actor has left the Los Angeles home he shared with Stewart, PEOPLE has confirmed.
"I'm not sure they'll be able to recover from this," a source says of the couple of three years, who met making the Twilight trilogy.
In seclusion and not in contact with Stewart, 22, the British star "is heartbro...
"But there's a thing I've never got: That is, why do people cheat? I can understand the impulse. But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long. I'm not the casual-affair kind of guy. If I choose to be with someone, it's because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I'm 100 percent into it."
- Poor Robert Pattinson discusses cheating in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Keep in my mind that this quote appeared in the April issue, which means that Robert g...
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It's Christina Aguilera! And her creepy, bloat-faced boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, who's looking, dare I say it, a little worn out. Is Christina keeping him up late at night? Well I don't know, but one thing is for certain---it's not pancake makeup that's keeping him up, whatever that means. It's a thinly-veiled reference to the fact that Christina---oh my God---has left the building without her customary seventeen layers of acrylic and shimmer powder and polyurethane on, and we should celebrate that, really, because it's like Christmas in that it happens maybe once a year (twice, if you're one of those freaks who celebrate Christmas in July).
Can we also talk about how epic the singing competition shows are going to be this year? We've got Mariah Carey on 'American Idol', Christina Aguilera on 'The Voice', and Britney Spears on 'X-Factor'. Which show do you think's going to bring in the highest ratings? I mean, I don't even watch these crap shows and I'm curious to know which of the three is going to blow the other two out of the water.
Who's going to reign this year?
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It's Christina Aguilera! And her creepy, bloat-faced boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, who's looking, dare I say it, a little worn out. Is Christina keeping him up late at night? Well I don't know, but one thing is for certain---it's not pancake makeup that's keeping him up, whatever that means. It's a thinly-veiled reference to the fact that Christina---oh my God---has left the building without her customary seventeen layers of acrylic and shimmer powder and polyurethane on...
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So I was thinking about this so hard last night, that I actually *dreamed* about this sad old situation. Yeah. I did. I dreamed that I was on my way to Taco Bell (?) and I pulled up to a stoplight, where, in the vehicle next to me, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sat, arguing vociferously over why she had to go and let this skeevy married-with-children dude kiss her boobs and act like a sixteen-year-old in the back of Dad's borrowed car, Dad who trusted you so much not to put a ding in it that he didn't even think to tell you not to have nasty makeout sessions with rat-faced film directors. My bad, Dad.
In the dream, Robert was crying and pulling all sorts of faces while Kristen sat in the driver's seat, sticking out her jaw and chewing gum and rolling her eyes and I really, really wanted to punch her in her stupid head for being so stupid, because really. What a dick move, you know?
And the longer I sat in the car, watching this unfold, the angrier I got. And the angrier I got sitting in my driver's seat, the more I wanted to punch her in her stupid head for being so stupid. And the more I wanted to punch her in her stupid head for being so stupid? Well. I acted upon it. I pushed my car door open, climbed out (right at the longest red light ever) and started banging on Kristen's window, which was up, even though it was ninety-some degrees out and it looked like her air conditioning vents were busted (her bony ass probably f-cked it up while she was grinding on that married-with-children dude the other day). She looked up at me with mild disinterest and then dropped her gaze to her fingernails, which were chewed and ragged and gross. I could tell that she wasn't about to open any doors for me, so I reached down and pulled on the car door handle, and to my luck, it was open.
From there, I proceeded to drag her out of the car, slap her in the face, tell her what a stupid, stupid bitch she is and that no amount of 'Snow White and the Huntsman 2' offers could ever get me to forget what she did, and then I hopped into her contaminated Mini Cooper and drove off with Robert Pattinson in the passenger seat. And he was happy.
Whatever. I didn't say the dream had any particular point.
Check out the photos of Kristen's post-scandal face. I just don't even get it.
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So I was thinking about this so hard last night, that I actually *dreamed* about this sad old situation. Yeah. I did. I dreamed that I was on my way to Taco Bell (?) and I pulled up to a stoplight, where, in the vehicle next to me, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sat, arguing vociferously over why she had to go and let this skeevy married-with-children dude kiss her boobs and act like a sixteen-year-old in the back of Dad's borrowed car, Dad who trusted you so mu...
But who could it be? I was thinking about making you guess, but since it's so early I'll save you the agony and let you know that it's this guy:
Oh yes, there are rumors that Katy Perry is getting involved with the one and only John Mayer. Just think about that for a second. Let it really sink in. Like, picture them nuzzling necks or something. Could you just die?
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
Katy Perry’s last Friday night was a memorable one: She spent it with John Mayer!
D...
From Us:
During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! July 24, The Bourne Legacy actor, 41, regaled the audience with an unforgettable tale about his recent travel troubles.
“A lot of times when I’m on the plane, I have to sleep. And I’m not a good sleeper on the plane,” the single star admitted. “I had to fly from London to Los Angeles for dinner, and then get right back on a plane to London. That’s 10 to 12 hours. I had to get off the plane go to work, so I had to sleep on t...
"I romanticized domesticity for a while, and loved having a shopping list of groceries stuck to the fridge for the first time. But moving here and starting a life all over again was a lot harder than I had anticipated. I just didn't think it would be as isolating and daunting as it turned out to be. I would never say out loud that I am raising my children alone, but a lot of the time it has felt like that. I went from the glamour of working with Karl Lagerfeld and John Galliano to living on an i...
From Radar:
Kim’s climb to fame began with her infamous sex tape, and now the reality star believes she is more famous than several of Hollywood's hottest A-listers combined, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“I’m more famous thanJennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined,” Kim boasted to a friend recently. “She just doesn’t seem to understand that she is not a movie star, and she is famous for all the wrong reasons."
The Keeping up with The...
If you believe the story being peddled by The Daily, and by eyewitnesses and, you know, people that Jon's actually been hitting on, then yes, Jon Hamm might be a cheater, too.
From The Daily:
Jon Hamm won’t find out if he’s TV’s best actor until Sept. 23. But there’s one thing he’s definitely talented at — acting like he’s a single man. Although he’s been in a serious relationship with girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt for almost 15 years, Flash has learned exclusively that Hamm has been hitting the bars hard in recent weeks, chatting up pretty wome...
Matthew McConaughey in 'Killer Joe'. [I'm Not Obsessed]
All the updates on Kristen Stewart's cheating ass. [The Superficial]
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a vampire. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart's writing a letter of apology to Rupert Sanders' wife. [Cele|bitchy]
Madonna says swastikas are OK now, too. [Starpulse]
Minka Kelly's sex tape. [IDLYITW]
Rupert Sanders speaks. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
PHOTO: Chris Brown and Paris Hilton are BFFs now. [Hollywood PQ]
Jessica Biel actually ...
If you're wondering whether or not this is Mariah Carey's promotional photo for 'American Idol', then yes, you are right, and I have to commend you on knowing the flaky Mariah Carey so well. Or I have to slap you, one or the other. I'm not sure yet.
This is, indeed, Mariah's 'AI' photo, and it's just as ridiculous and over-the-top as you'd expect it to be. Like, did technology become so advanced that she's going to look like this live on the show? Is there going to be a cloud of Photoshop ...
We know that Paris Jackson, Michael's spunky daughter, isn't afraid to talk about (or slap) members of her family over this mess surrounding Katherine Jackson. But now Prince, Michael's oldest son, has taken to his own Twitter to let us all know his particular side of the story.
Here's his big long tweet:
I would first like to start off by thanking the fans that have always stood by me and my family, my dad really appreciated your support and I still treasure it to this day. As I am sure everyone is well aware of th...
From People:
Robert Pattinson has packed his bags.
Following Kristen Stewart's public apology for having a fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, the 26-year-old actor has left the Los Angeles home he shared with Stewart, PEOPLE has confirmed.
"I'm not sure they'll be able to recover from this," a source says of the couple of three years, who met making the Twilight trilogy.
In seclusion and not in contact with Stewart, 22, the British star "is heartbro...
"But there's a thing I've never got: That is, why do people cheat? I can understand the impulse. But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long. I'm not the casual-affair kind of guy. If I choose to be with someone, it's because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I'm 100 percent into it."
- Poor Robert Pattinson discusses cheating in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Keep in my mind that this quote appeared in the April issue, which means that Robert g...