Honest to God, when I was typing that headline, I actually wrote "Asshton" instead of "Ashton." And I'm still laughing.
Oh, but here's why he's a douchebag this time:
Steve Jobs had a reputation for being a genius, but also for being difficult to work with, and it seemsAshton Kutcher, who is playing the late Apple founder in a new movie, is taking his character's traits a little too much to heart, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
A person working on the indie film, Jobs: G...
This was always something that seemed interesting to me, how Kim Kardashian has always claimed to want to have children, even though she's probably the most vain, self-centered person alive. Like, when the time actually comes, which would she choose: her body or a pregnancy?
But, as we all know, the time has come, and, if we can believe these rumors (we can), it looks like she's choosing to have her cake and eat it too. Except no cake, because ugh, then she would get so fat.
Kim Kardashian has come up with the perfect plan to have a baby with Kanye West and still kee...
Oh, you didn't think that we were going to stop talking about this anytime soon, did you? I sure hope not, because The Great Kristen Stewart Scandal of 2012 is still going so, so strong. I imagine it will be like the The Great Scientology Divorce, also of 2012, only with more stories to keep the kids hooked. Something to look forward to!
Anyway, as we've already heard, poor Robert Pattinson has been taking this news hard, and understandably so. But now we're hearing that while Rob doesn't feel like talking to Kristen right now, he is pla...
If you guessed Dane Cook, you'd definitely be right.
We haven't talked about Dane on the site for almost an entire year, and the post that day was only written in order to mock his weird mid-ab wrinkle, so I guess it's high time we bring out the Dane Cook-bashing manacles and chain this bitch to the f-cking wall.
If you guys forgot, you know, that there was a mass shooting last week in Colorado, so now would be the *perfect* time to start cracking jokes about shooting and guns and the Batman movie at large, right? If you're Dane Cook, you'd probably think so. Here's what Dane had to say during a perfo...
Wow. No Doubt got old. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Rupert Sanders' dad blames Kristen Stewart for being pretty. [The Superficial]
Kristen Stewart's not blaming anyone but herself. [Cele|bitchy]
Madonna's stage pelted with bottles because she's an asshole. [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey's 'AI' photo has gone viral, of course. [The Frisky]
Randy Jackson says Katherine Jackson is going to die. [TMZ]
Kate Beckinsale on full-frontal nudity. [Socialite Life]
Gladys Knight says she'd knock Paris Jackson's teeth out. [The Blemish]
Paris Hilton is pro-d...
One thing's for certain---Lady Gaga might be wishing all parties in the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal well, but Brandi Glanville's got her bitch eyes on Kristen Stewart. Oh you bet.
Brandi, if you don't know, is the ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian, who is now married to LeAnn Rimes, who was *also* labeled a homewrecker awhile back when it was found that the cheating allegations surrounding Eddie and LeAnn were proven to be true. Now that you're all caught up on who's f-cking who in Hollywood, he...
"You know, let me say this: It's the last time I'm going to listen to my wife when she says, 'Why don't you go out to see a movie?' ... I went in and realized I was the only one awake and sober and conscious. It's very embarrassing. It's embarrassing as hell, [but] nothing happened. I did nothing wrong. Everything is being sorted out as we speak. My summary of the whole evening was it's an interesting theater, a boring movie and a great place to take a nap."
Oh Fred Willard. You're just so happ...
As you all probably know by now, Kristen Stewart has publicly admitted to cheating with Snow White and the Huntstman director, Rupert Sanders, who is also in a relationship. And who has children. Since photos broke earlier in the week of Kristen and Rupert cuddling and kissing and generally being all gross in public, Kristen has issued a public apology to Robert Pattinson for her infidelity, and in turn, Rupert Sanders has issued one of his own to both his wife and family. Kristen was photographed yesterday morning ...
Leave it to Lady Gaga to put a really bad taste in our mouths on a glorious Friday when it's going to be something like 104 degrees outsideI mean, honestly. Doesn't she know how awful and uncomfortable it is to suffer from indigestion when the humidity index is at 100%? Gosh. Some people just can't spare a thought of consideration for anyone else but themselves.
After the jump, you'll see a semi-NSFW photo of Lady Gaga, displayed on her Twitter page, that doesn't show any nipple, but does sh...
Something I didn't even think was possible? That Rihanna could do something with her f-cked fashion sense that I might actually get behind and enjoy---and actually want to emulate, maybe.
See girlfriend in this bathing suit? Wearing these sunglasses? Posing like she's a pinup from the 40s or whatever? OMG it's just super. She looks pretty good and pretty healthy, but it's confirmed that looks can be deceiving, and it's never been more true than in this case. Know what I heard recently? Th...
I normally don't run stories that originate from the Enquirer, but this was too believable to pass up. In short, I completely think this happened, and I don't know why the story hasn't caught on faster than this. More or less, Katy Perry threw this skating party (which is proven to be true), and Lindsay Lohan decided that she'd crash the event and try to hang all over Katy Perry all night long, which Katy wasn't having. From the Enquirer:
A furious Katy Perry shouted that order after bisexual...
From Radar:
Charlize Theron has blown a gasket over Kristen Stewart’s scandalous affair with married movie director Rupert Sanders, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The South African-born beauty, who struck up a friendship with K-Stew during filming of Snow White and the Huntsman, is also close pals with Liberty Ross, the wife of Sanders!
And Kristin’s actions have left Charlize, 36, in a difficult position.
“Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupe...
Honest to God, when I was typing that headline, I actually wrote "Asshton" instead of "Ashton." And I'm still laughing.
Oh, but here's why he's a douchebag this time:
Steve Jobs had a reputation for being a genius, but also for being difficult to work with, and it seemsAshton Kutcher, who is playing the late Apple founder in a new movie, is taking his character's traits a little too much to heart, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
A person working on the indie film, Jobs: G...
This was always something that seemed interesting to me, how Kim Kardashian has always claimed to want to have children, even though she's probably the most vain, self-centered person alive. Like, when the time actually comes, which would she choose: her body or a pregnancy?
But, as we all know, the time has come, and, if we can believe these rumors (we can), it looks like she's choosing to have her cake and eat it too. Except no cake, because ugh, then she would get so fat.
Kim Kardashian has come up with the perfect plan to have a baby with Kanye West and still kee...
Oh, you didn't think that we were going to stop talking about this anytime soon, did you? I sure hope not, because The Great Kristen Stewart Scandal of 2012 is still going so, so strong. I imagine it will be like the The Great Scientology Divorce, also of 2012, only with more stories to keep the kids hooked. Something to look forward to!
Anyway, as we've already heard, poor Robert Pattinson has been taking this news hard, and understandably so. But now we're hearing that while Rob doesn't feel like talking to Kristen right now, he is pla...
If you guessed Dane Cook, you'd definitely be right.
We haven't talked about Dane on the site for almost an entire year, and the post that day was only written in order to mock his weird mid-ab wrinkle, so I guess it's high time we bring out the Dane Cook-bashing manacles and chain this bitch to the f-cking wall.
If you guys forgot, you know, that there was a mass shooting last week in Colorado, so now would be the *perfect* time to start cracking jokes about shooting and guns and the Batman movie at large, right? If you're Dane Cook, you'd probably think so. Here's what Dane had to say during a perfo...
Wow. No Doubt got old. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Rupert Sanders' dad blames Kristen Stewart for being pretty. [The Superficial]
Kristen Stewart's not blaming anyone but herself. [Cele|bitchy]
Madonna's stage pelted with bottles because she's an asshole. [Starpulse]
Mariah Carey's 'AI' photo has gone viral, of course. [The Frisky]
Randy Jackson says Katherine Jackson is going to die. [TMZ]
Kate Beckinsale on full-frontal nudity. [Socialite Life]
Gladys Knight says she'd knock Paris Jackson's teeth out. [The Blemish]
Paris Hilton is pro-d...
One thing's for certain---Lady Gaga might be wishing all parties in the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal well, but Brandi Glanville's got her bitch eyes on Kristen Stewart. Oh you bet.
Brandi, if you don't know, is the ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian, who is now married to LeAnn Rimes, who was *also* labeled a homewrecker awhile back when it was found that the cheating allegations surrounding Eddie and LeAnn were proven to be true. Now that you're all caught up on who's f-cking who in Hollywood, he...
"You know, let me say this: It's the last time I'm going to listen to my wife when she says, 'Why don't you go out to see a movie?' ... I went in and realized I was the only one awake and sober and conscious. It's very embarrassing. It's embarrassing as hell, [but] nothing happened. I did nothing wrong. Everything is being sorted out as we speak. My summary of the whole evening was it's an interesting theater, a boring movie and a great place to take a nap."
Oh Fred Willard. You're just so happ...
As you all probably know by now, Kristen Stewart has publicly admitted to cheating with Snow White and the Huntstman director, Rupert Sanders, who is also in a relationship. And who has children. Since photos broke earlier in the week of Kristen and Rupert cuddling and kissing and generally being all gross in public, Kristen has issued a public apology to Robert Pattinson for her infidelity, and in turn, Rupert Sanders has issued one of his own to both his wife and family. Kristen was photographed yesterday morning ...
Leave it to Lady Gaga to put a really bad taste in our mouths on a glorious Friday when it's going to be something like 104 degrees outsideI mean, honestly. Doesn't she know how awful and uncomfortable it is to suffer from indigestion when the humidity index is at 100%? Gosh. Some people just can't spare a thought of consideration for anyone else but themselves.
After the jump, you'll see a semi-NSFW photo of Lady Gaga, displayed on her Twitter page, that doesn't show any nipple, but does sh...
Something I didn't even think was possible? That Rihanna could do something with her f-cked fashion sense that I might actually get behind and enjoy---and actually want to emulate, maybe.
See girlfriend in this bathing suit? Wearing these sunglasses? Posing like she's a pinup from the 40s or whatever? OMG it's just super. She looks pretty good and pretty healthy, but it's confirmed that looks can be deceiving, and it's never been more true than in this case. Know what I heard recently? Th...
I normally don't run stories that originate from the Enquirer, but this was too believable to pass up. In short, I completely think this happened, and I don't know why the story hasn't caught on faster than this. More or less, Katy Perry threw this skating party (which is proven to be true), and Lindsay Lohan decided that she'd crash the event and try to hang all over Katy Perry all night long, which Katy wasn't having. From the Enquirer:
A furious Katy Perry shouted that order after bisexual...
From Radar:
Charlize Theron has blown a gasket over Kristen Stewart’s scandalous affair with married movie director Rupert Sanders, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The South African-born beauty, who struck up a friendship with K-Stew during filming of Snow White and the Huntsman, is also close pals with Liberty Ross, the wife of Sanders!
And Kristin’s actions have left Charlize, 36, in a difficult position.
“Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupe...