And this doesn't surprise me one bit. Can you imagine the good amount of acting it probably took to keep up appearances and make it look like all was well in the "I love you Tom Cruise" front? Because ugh. Girl's probably got ulcers from the amount of gut it took to stand this bullshit for so long.
New reports are emerging, saying that Katie had a master plan for the last few months, which included continuing the charade in being the regular Robo-Kate that Tom was so accustomed to. Funny t...
You guys heard a week or so ago from Emily that John Mayer was hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence and wanting to get all up on it, and the story didn't end there. Oh no. There's apparently more to the story, and we're only just getting all of the details now.
From Us Magazine:
"They were playful and nudging shoulders," a source tells Us Weekly of the Hunger Games actress, 21, and the notorious singer, who's had bad breakups with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. During...
*Note: the trailer's in Russian, so if you don't speak it? Well. I guess you're out of luck until something more palatable emerges.
In Tom Cruise's first international film, he portrays Jack Reacher (which is the film's title, too).
From IMDB:
A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims. Based on a book in Lee Child's crime series.
If you're unfamiliar with the series (which I was, 'til I did a little digging), here's my own personal summary of Tom's character, Jack Reacher, after intensive reading. Ready, set, go!
Jack Reacher is a former member of the US military police, and comes with a long trail of military accolades. He's a loner and doesn't have many friends since leaving the force. Reacher is a man of few words, which probably lends itself to the fact that he doesn't have many friends. He possesses uncanny ESP-like skills (oh my God, I can't even) and thrives on caffeine. He's a bomb-ass fighter who hates confrontation, but his ability to inflict pain upon others is enormous, all of which rendering him remorseless. He's belligerent when it comes to the notion of Christianity and looks at it with distaste and disbelief. Jack Reacher is, in the series, a massive man at 6'5" and uses his physical influence to thwart baddies at every turn.
Oh I could die. Tom Cruise probably killed people for this part. And the bit about Jack Reacher being a "giant" at 6'5"? What the hell were they thinking, casting one of Hollywood's shortest actors in the role? Is Tom going to wear 12" lifts in his shoes? Will this character be portrayed as a Spice Girl-Jack Reacher hybrid? Because LOL, right? />
*Note: the trailer's in Russian, so if you don't speak it? Well. I guess you're out of luck until something more palatable emerges.
In Tom Cruise's first international film, he portrays Jack Reacher (which is the film's title, too).
From IMDB:
A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims. Based on a book in Lee Child's crime series.
If you're unfamiliar with the series (which I was, 'til I did a little digging), her...
It's funny that we were just talking about Mila this past weekend and the potential that she's dating Ashton Kutcher (well, no, I guess it's not all that funny or uncommon or anything, because we *are* a celebrity gossip site on which we *do* gossip about celebrities) because look oh look---there's another Mila Kunis interview in which she defends her "hanging out" with Ashton Kutcher and claims that she's definitely, definitely not doing anything that's not on the up-and-up with him. Ha. Up-and-...
More Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. [The Superficial]
Prison Bride's anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry convulsed when Russell Brand filed for divorce. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene shows you her cooter for DKNY. [IDLYITW]
Victoria Silvstedt's ass. [The Blemish]
Another chick cast in 'Catching Fire'. [Hollywood Dame]
Madonna is definitely insane. [Celebslam]
Katie Holmes is running from Scientology. [ICYDK]
Liz Lemon, Style Icon. [The Frisky]
'Total Recall' cast is on the cover of a magazine. [Amy Grindhouse]...
The movie is called 'The Tall Man', and because the film's developers couldn't come up with anything more creative than 'The Tall Man' because they'd expended their budget on buying Jessica Biel for this kind of project. From IMDB:
When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children.
I don't know. To me, it looks like 'Jeepers Creepers' meets every movie ever made about child abduction and desperate mothers with heaving bosoms. Just, you know, without Justin Long. Which means that this movie is going to be complete and utter garbage.
Will you guys be seeing this f-ckery in motion? />
The movie is called 'The Tall Man', and because the film's developers couldn't come up with anything more creative than 'The Tall Man' because they'd expended their budget on buying Jessica Biel for this kind of project. From IMDB:
When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children.
I don't know. To me, it looks like 'Jeepers Creepers' meets every movie ever made about child abduction and desperate mothers with h...
Did you guys know that I was actually invited to the red carpet event and awards ceremony for this year's BET awards? Because I was! I had to decline, though, because I wasn't sure if Chris Brown and Drake were going to get into it again and I've already filled my quota of picking glass shards out of my hair for the year, darn it. Plus, that would also mean that I'd have to occupy the same airspace as Kim Kardashian, and I'm not all that schooled in how herpes are transmitted. I mean, you can get them by breathing the same air, can't you*?
No, but in all seriousness, I got the invit...
"I think Madonna, especially in the beginning of her career when she was laying the foundation, was evolving every single time and giving a new visual and a new idea to the public. She kept everybody interested because you never knew what she was going to do next, but whatever she delivered was a solid product. I just hope to be the same. I hope to continually make people interested and hopefully in 10 years look back and have written songs that have become timeless."
Despite how ridiculous...
Well, of course Katie Holmes is being followed right now. Can you imagine what the paparazzi situation is like? It seems like everyone is obsessing over this story - I even saw some super masculine, "gossip is for bitches, let's go play ultimate frisbee" bros discussing the divorce on Facebook over the weekend. As I was reading through some stories this morning, I saw article after article about Katie and Tom. It's a big deal. It's only natural that the media is following her around sometimes.
But that's not what this is about. No, apparently some dedicated Scientol...
Well hell. I didn't even know girlfriend (who actually goes by, you know, her real name, which is Bonnie Wright) was engaged. To another Harry Potter actor, nonetheless. Bonnie and Jamie Campbell Bower (who played the young Grindelwald in the last two films) were reported to be engaged almost an entire year ago.
From Ace Showbiz:
Slightly more than a year after announcing that they were engaged, Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower said they have split and the engagement is off. The co...
Yes, yes, I know---and it's because I'M OBSESSED.
Here's a gallery of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in happier times, if you can ever believe that Katie was able to be brainwashed into being happy with this asshat.
Also, in recently-developing news, Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri have moved out of the apartment they shared with Tom in New York City and into an apartment of their own. Things are apparently moving fast, and I have a sneaking suspicion that we're going to hear a lot more in the coming days, so whee!
For now...
Does she have her teeth out or something? What's that? She doesn't wear dentures? Oh. Could have fooled me. Them there's some pretty crazy-looking veneers, then.
I mean, what's going on with her face? Did she swallow a few of those veneers? I don't know. I just can't even imagine what's going on inside that mouth of hers today, guys.
Also, Extra TV recently caught up with LeAnn and Eddie---and since it's been a whole, like, ten days since we last talked about LeAnn and the Creepiest Bi...
And this doesn't surprise me one bit. Can you imagine the good amount of acting it probably took to keep up appearances and make it look like all was well in the "I love you Tom Cruise" front? Because ugh. Girl's probably got ulcers from the amount of gut it took to stand this bullshit for so long.
New reports are emerging, saying that Katie had a master plan for the last few months, which included continuing the charade in being the regular Robo-Kate that Tom was so accustomed to. Funny t...
You guys heard a week or so ago from Emily that John Mayer was hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence and wanting to get all up on it, and the story didn't end there. Oh no. There's apparently more to the story, and we're only just getting all of the details now.
From Us Magazine:
"They were playful and nudging shoulders," a source tells Us Weekly of the Hunger Games actress, 21, and the notorious singer, who's had bad breakups with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. During...
It's funny that we were just talking about Mila this past weekend and the potential that she's dating Ashton Kutcher (well, no, I guess it's not all that funny or uncommon or anything, because we *are* a celebrity gossip site on which we *do* gossip about celebrities) because look oh look---there's another Mila Kunis interview in which she defends her "hanging out" with Ashton Kutcher and claims that she's definitely, definitely not doing anything that's not on the up-and-up with him. Ha. Up-and-...
More Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. [The Superficial]
Prison Bride's anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry convulsed when Russell Brand filed for divorce. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene shows you her cooter for DKNY. [IDLYITW]
Victoria Silvstedt's ass. [The Blemish]
Another chick cast in 'Catching Fire'. [Hollywood Dame]
Madonna is definitely insane. [Celebslam]
Katie Holmes is running from Scientology. [ICYDK]
Liz Lemon, Style Icon. [The Frisky]
'Total Recall' cast is on the cover of a magazine. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Did you guys know that I was actually invited to the red carpet event and awards ceremony for this year's BET awards? Because I was! I had to decline, though, because I wasn't sure if Chris Brown and Drake were going to get into it again and I've already filled my quota of picking glass shards out of my hair for the year, darn it. Plus, that would also mean that I'd have to occupy the same airspace as Kim Kardashian, and I'm not all that schooled in how herpes are transmitted. I mean, you can get them by breathing the same air, can't you*?
No, but in all seriousness, I got the invit...
"I think Madonna, especially in the beginning of her career when she was laying the foundation, was evolving every single time and giving a new visual and a new idea to the public. She kept everybody interested because you never knew what she was going to do next, but whatever she delivered was a solid product. I just hope to be the same. I hope to continually make people interested and hopefully in 10 years look back and have written songs that have become timeless."
Despite how ridiculous...
Well, of course Katie Holmes is being followed right now. Can you imagine what the paparazzi situation is like? It seems like everyone is obsessing over this story - I even saw some super masculine, "gossip is for bitches, let's go play ultimate frisbee" bros discussing the divorce on Facebook over the weekend. As I was reading through some stories this morning, I saw article after article about Katie and Tom. It's a big deal. It's only natural that the media is following her around sometimes.
But that's not what this is about. No, apparently some dedicated Scientol...
Well hell. I didn't even know girlfriend (who actually goes by, you know, her real name, which is Bonnie Wright) was engaged. To another Harry Potter actor, nonetheless. Bonnie and Jamie Campbell Bower (who played the young Grindelwald in the last two films) were reported to be engaged almost an entire year ago.
From Ace Showbiz:
Slightly more than a year after announcing that they were engaged, Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower said they have split and the engagement is off. The co...
Yes, yes, I know---and it's because I'M OBSESSED.
Here's a gallery of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in happier times, if you can ever believe that Katie was able to be brainwashed into being happy with this asshat.
Also, in recently-developing news, Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri have moved out of the apartment they shared with Tom in New York City and into an apartment of their own. Things are apparently moving fast, and I have a sneaking suspicion that we're going to hear a lot more in the coming days, so whee!
For now...
Does she have her teeth out or something? What's that? She doesn't wear dentures? Oh. Could have fooled me. Them there's some pretty crazy-looking veneers, then.
I mean, what's going on with her face? Did she swallow a few of those veneers? I don't know. I just can't even imagine what's going on inside that mouth of hers today, guys.
Also, Extra TV recently caught up with LeAnn and Eddie---and since it's been a whole, like, ten days since we last talked about LeAnn and the Creepiest Bi...