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The winner on last week’s Prince Charles photo: Anonymous
"I must say old chap, I really am having trouble kee...
Boobs in a bikini. [The Superficial]
11 Places to Have Sex on the 4th of July. [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes is getting NOTHING from the prenup. [TMZ]
Ashley Tisdale and Tom Cruise have something in common. [Starpulse]
Katie Holmes loses her ring. [Socialite Life]
Whitney Houston's mother does a tribute to Whitney Houston. [Yeeeah]
Simon Cowell thinks Britney Spears is just shy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Random geek products you'll probably want. [theBERRY]
Kate Beckinsale says that pregnancy changes a woman's body. B...
From People:
TV icon Andy Griffith passed away at his home in Manteo, N.C., Tuesday morning. He was 86.
Andy's close friend, former UNC President Bill Friday, broke the news to North Carolina's WITN News, saying Griffith died at his Dare County home around 7:00 a.m.
Born in Mount Airy, N.C., Griffith starred in TV favorites Matlock and The Andy Griffith Show and even made guest appearances on shows including Dawson's Creek.
Griffith was also a Grammy award-winning southern gospel s...
Well. How is it that Doug has stayed in Brad's shadow for even this long? He's positively adorable and endearing and his deadpan delivery of such funny lines is pure talent. He's like a hot Mister Rogers. Who I would totally do.
Man, if it weren't for this Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise thing, Doug and his Virgin promo might actually have a shot at being number one in celebrity news today.
Isn't he just darling, guys? Don't you just want to kiss him and hug him and make him your very own Pitt?
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Well. How is it that Doug has stayed in Brad's shadow for even this long? He's positively adorable and endearing and his deadpan delivery of such funny lines is pure talent. He's like a hot Mister Rogers. Who I would totally do.
Man, if it weren't for this Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise thing, Doug and his Virgin promo might actually have a shot at being number one in celebrity news today.
Isn't he just darling, guys? Don't you just want to kiss him and hug him and make him your very own Pitt?
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Here's an excerpt from Tom Cruise: An Authorized Biography, written by Andrew Morton, and guys---it's pretty heavy stuff. Not that I'm going to pretend to be all-knowing about how authorizing a biography works or whatever, but why would Tom Cruise go ahead and OK this project? I have positively no doubts at all that everything Morton says is true, but it certainly doesn't paint a very humane or compassionate or even likable picture of Tom Cruise, that's for damn sure. From Tom Cruise: An Authorized Biography:
Top of his wish list of futu...
As of right now, I don't know all that much about Scientology. Basically, I know about the things that South Park has made fun of and the things that are mentioned in passing in gossips about Tom Cruise. I know the basics of Xenu and auditing and thetans, but that's about it. However, that's more than enough to realize that the whole thing is f-cking crazy.
And thankfully, it looks like Katie Holmes realized that exact same thing years ago:
Katie Holmes was always "careful" with what sh...
From Us Weekly:
Baby and a wedding!
Adele announced Friday that she and her boyfriend of nearly a year, Simon Konecki, are expecting their first child. But the "Rolling in the Deep" singer will also be expecting a wedding.
A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, out now, that divorced dad Konecki, a 38-year-old nonprofit CEO, is in the market for a ring: "He was planning to propose anyway!"
The 23-year-old Grammy winner, who is nearly four months along, wrote on her Website F...
I don't know about you guys, but personally, I can't wait for the movie version of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise divorce. It would be an amazing movie, wouldn't it? It could be on Lifetime by October, and Lindsay could be the star. Amazing.
While you guys think about the casting (Snooki as Suri?), let me fill you in with some more divorce developments. A lot has happened today, so let's just do a quick breakdown, all right?
- Katie isn't wearing her wedding ring anymore. Expect Tom to be photogr...
Back in March, we heard that Kristen Stewart had been named the face of Balenciaga perfume. And now, four whole months later, we finally have Kristen's very first ad.
And man, what a disappointment.
It's not that Kristen's not pretty, because she definitely is. It's just that she looks weird and dead inside and kind of greasy and possibly possessed. It's not subtle or sultry or smoldering or pensive. It's nothing.
But, lucky for us, Kristen did an interview about the ad campaign ...
Everyone, quick, stop what you're doing! You won't believe what you're about to hear! Anderson Cooper, the most adorable journalist the world has ever known, has announced to the world that he is gay. WHOA.
From People:
Anderson Cooper has some news to share.
"The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn't be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud," the CNN anchor wrote Monday in an open letter to his longtime friend Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast.
The ho...
Kristen Stewart poses for Balenciaga. [Cele|bitchy]
Your farts will never smell again. [The Frisky]
Someone else is seeking a restraining order against Mel Gibson. [TMZ]
The BET Awards tribute to Whitney Houston. [Socialite Life]
Keira Knightley and Adam Levine? [theBERRY]
Helen Mirren shows off her curves. [Starpulse]
John Travolta and Johnny Depp should send Tom Cruise a thank-you card. [Lainey Gossip]
Blake Lively's nephew sees her naked all the time. [The Superficial]
Anderson Cooper makes the "I'm Gay" statement. [The Superficia...
Remember that sticking-a-gun-in-her-mouth photo shoot that Lindsay recently did with Terry Richardson? Well. People are not happy about it, and I don't just mean Dr. Derp Drew. No, various suicide prevention alliances have come forward and condemned Lindsay for her---wait for it, wait for it---bad judgement, and have said that her actions are completely inappropriate behavior for a "celebrity" to engage in. From E! Online:
"When a celebrity uses suicide and specifically the means to do it as a joke, i...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Prince Charles photo: Anonymous
"I must say old chap, I really am having trouble kee...
Boobs in a bikini. [The Superficial]
11 Places to Have Sex on the 4th of July. [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes is getting NOTHING from the prenup. [TMZ]
Ashley Tisdale and Tom Cruise have something in common. [Starpulse]
Katie Holmes loses her ring. [Socialite Life]
Whitney Houston's mother does a tribute to Whitney Houston. [Yeeeah]
Simon Cowell thinks Britney Spears is just shy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Random geek products you'll probably want. [theBERRY]
Kate Beckinsale says that pregnancy changes a woman's body. B...
From People:
TV icon Andy Griffith passed away at his home in Manteo, N.C., Tuesday morning. He was 86.
Andy's close friend, former UNC President Bill Friday, broke the news to North Carolina's WITN News, saying Griffith died at his Dare County home around 7:00 a.m.
Born in Mount Airy, N.C., Griffith starred in TV favorites Matlock and The Andy Griffith Show and even made guest appearances on shows including Dawson's Creek.
Griffith was also a Grammy award-winning southern gospel s...
Here's an excerpt from Tom Cruise: An Authorized Biography, written by Andrew Morton, and guys---it's pretty heavy stuff. Not that I'm going to pretend to be all-knowing about how authorizing a biography works or whatever, but why would Tom Cruise go ahead and OK this project? I have positively no doubts at all that everything Morton says is true, but it certainly doesn't paint a very humane or compassionate or even likable picture of Tom Cruise, that's for damn sure. From Tom Cruise: An Authorized Biography:
Top of his wish list of futu...
As of right now, I don't know all that much about Scientology. Basically, I know about the things that South Park has made fun of and the things that are mentioned in passing in gossips about Tom Cruise. I know the basics of Xenu and auditing and thetans, but that's about it. However, that's more than enough to realize that the whole thing is f-cking crazy.
And thankfully, it looks like Katie Holmes realized that exact same thing years ago:
Katie Holmes was always "careful" with what sh...
From Us Weekly:
Baby and a wedding!
Adele announced Friday that she and her boyfriend of nearly a year, Simon Konecki, are expecting their first child. But the "Rolling in the Deep" singer will also be expecting a wedding.
A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, out now, that divorced dad Konecki, a 38-year-old nonprofit CEO, is in the market for a ring: "He was planning to propose anyway!"
The 23-year-old Grammy winner, who is nearly four months along, wrote on her Website F...
I don't know about you guys, but personally, I can't wait for the movie version of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise divorce. It would be an amazing movie, wouldn't it? It could be on Lifetime by October, and Lindsay could be the star. Amazing.
While you guys think about the casting (Snooki as Suri?), let me fill you in with some more divorce developments. A lot has happened today, so let's just do a quick breakdown, all right?
- Katie isn't wearing her wedding ring anymore. Expect Tom to be photogr...
Back in March, we heard that Kristen Stewart had been named the face of Balenciaga perfume. And now, four whole months later, we finally have Kristen's very first ad.
And man, what a disappointment.
It's not that Kristen's not pretty, because she definitely is. It's just that she looks weird and dead inside and kind of greasy and possibly possessed. It's not subtle or sultry or smoldering or pensive. It's nothing.
But, lucky for us, Kristen did an interview about the ad campaign ...
Everyone, quick, stop what you're doing! You won't believe what you're about to hear! Anderson Cooper, the most adorable journalist the world has ever known, has announced to the world that he is gay. WHOA.
From People:
Anderson Cooper has some news to share.
"The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn't be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud," the CNN anchor wrote Monday in an open letter to his longtime friend Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast.
The ho...
Kristen Stewart poses for Balenciaga. [Cele|bitchy]
Your farts will never smell again. [The Frisky]
Someone else is seeking a restraining order against Mel Gibson. [TMZ]
The BET Awards tribute to Whitney Houston. [Socialite Life]
Keira Knightley and Adam Levine? [theBERRY]
Helen Mirren shows off her curves. [Starpulse]
John Travolta and Johnny Depp should send Tom Cruise a thank-you card. [Lainey Gossip]
Blake Lively's nephew sees her naked all the time. [The Superficial]
Anderson Cooper makes the "I'm Gay" statement. [The Superficia...
Remember that sticking-a-gun-in-her-mouth photo shoot that Lindsay recently did with Terry Richardson? Well. People are not happy about it, and I don't just mean Dr. Derp Drew. No, various suicide prevention alliances have come forward and condemned Lindsay for her---wait for it, wait for it---bad judgement, and have said that her actions are completely inappropriate behavior for a "celebrity" to engage in. From E! Online:
"When a celebrity uses suicide and specifically the means to do it as a joke, i...