LOL I know, a little misleading, right? My bad. While it is true that Claire Danes and Matthew McConaughey are having a baby (Claire definitely moreso than Matthew, I must say), they are each having said babies with their respective significant others, OK? Claire is having a baby with her husband, Hugh Dancy (who, might I add, is pretty hot), and Matthew McConaughey has impregnated his new wife, Camila Alves, for a third time.
Their respective PR announcements? Well, let's start with Matthew's. He fired ...
And do you want to know what Katie said in a recent interview with Elle? Because if hindsight is 20/20, and Katie knew this divorce thing was coming up sooner rather than later, then she kind of let the cat out of the bag and we didn't even realize. From Elle:
"I’m starting to come into my own. It’s like a new phase.”
And when asked about her identity later on in the interview as Mrs. Tom Cruise, she had this to say:
“He has been Tom Cruise for 30 years. I know who I am and where ...
"I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head."
Oh god, of course Kim Kardashian is That Girl. I bet she goes into business meetings and doodles hearts and rainbows and writes "Mrs. Kim West" or "Mrs. Kim Bush" or "Mrs. Kim Bieber" (don't tell me she's never thought about it). I bet she gets home from first dates and calls up a friend to talk about how "no seriously, I think this guy is The One" and "we would make totally cute babies!" A...
Do you enjoy court dramas? Does the wild and wacky world of Scientology interest you? Have you been lying awake at night for the past few days, tossing and turning, unable to sleep until you check online just one more time for any new gossip on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? Then this is the divorce for you! If you live in or around New York City, or if you have the means to travel there, then Katie Holmes wants YOU to sit in on her divorce trial. Field trip?
From Hollywood Life:
“Katie filed an ‘emergent application’ in New Yor...
Or if you're in another part of the world that's not the US, Happy The US-is-Practically-Shut-Down-Day!
As you all know, we celebrate our independence from England today, as we've been doing year in and year out for the past two-hundred thirty-six years or something, and we intend to do it the right way.
What am I doing this fine Fourth of July? Well, dressing my family and myself in various scraps of red, white, and blue, barbecuing all sorts of high-fat, high-cholesterol meats that are m...
Yep, this is a photo of Snooki pushing a box of Coors Light in a stroller. I was going put up a headline like "BREAKING: Snooki Had Her Baby!" but I didn't want to freak you guys out or anything when in reality, it's just Snooki pushing a box of Coors Light in a stroller.
I'm not sure what the story behind this photo is. I don't know where Snooki was going, or why she had the stroller, or why she had the Coors Light (why does anyone ever have Coors Light?). All I know is that this is a be...
Oh, but just so you're completely clear on what we're talking about here, this is a story about how Kris Jenner is proud that her youngest daughters are so sexy. I mean, I'm sure she's proud of Kim and all, but no, right now we're talking about Kendall and Kylie. The 16-year-old and the 14-year-old. Yeah:
In typical American families, parents display photos of their teenagers – innocent yearbook shots and department store portraits – on the mantel or along the stairway wall. But there is nothing typical about the Kardashians: matriarch momanager Kris Jenner is drawing f...
Did you know that the absolute shitshow known as Liz & Dick has finished filming? They finished yesterday. So no more hilarious photos from the set, no more hilarious stories about Lindsay screwing up. It's all over, and now all we have to look forward to is the movie itself. Which, oh yeah, is going to be fabulous.
But you guys know Lindsay. She wouldn't dream of making us wait all the way till August to see her stunning portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor again. No, she gave us one last p...
Remember how we talked about this not so long ago and concluded that it would be complete, fresh awesomeness if the kids of 'Dawson's Creek' did end up reuniting for a big-screen project? Because we did, and it would, and now you can thank Tom Cruise for trying to not let that happen. Us has an exclusive story that Tom wasn't going to let Katie anywhere near the project, for fear of
From Us:
Audiences first fell in love with Katie Holmes as girl-next-door Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek, a role she relishe...
Katie Holmes will get nothing from the prenup. [The Superficial]
Kim's not washing her hair anymore. [Bitten and Bound]
Natalie Portman's getting married! [Starpulse]
PHOTO: Chris Hemsworth and his daughter. [Hollywood PQ]
Carly Rae Jepsen nudes. [Socialite Life]
Bar Refaeli likes ginger pubes. [Celebslam]
Sea Org doesn't want Suri. (Read: Sea Org wants Suri. Bad.) [Yeeeah]
Arianny Celeste in a bikini. [The Blemish]
The best of Andy Griffith. [OMGBlog]
A spanking party....
Isn't she just gorgeous, folks? And this face is still having sex with Garrett Hedlund. I mean, other parts of her probably are, too, but her face definitely is. Because Garrett Hedlund would be insane not to want to have sex with a face that looks like that---especially without any makeup, too. Simply divine.
Other than appearing out in public without any camouflage on, Kirsten has been busy busy busy promoting her new movie, 'Bachelorette'. Which sounds like it's going to be horrible, and also...
You know what I love? Seriously, all joking aside? When I hear certain celebrities talking like they're normal people, when everyone thinks that the idea couldn't be further from the truth for some of them. See, Hilary Duff has been a big proponent of "the weight'll come off when the weight comes off," and now Kate Beckinsale's jumping on the wagon, too, because she apparently put on a crap-ton of weight during her pregnancy (though you wouldn't know it to look at her size zero body now).
From a recent in...
LOL I know, a little misleading, right? My bad. While it is true that Claire Danes and Matthew McConaughey are having a baby (Claire definitely moreso than Matthew, I must say), they are each having said babies with their respective significant others, OK? Claire is having a baby with her husband, Hugh Dancy (who, might I add, is pretty hot), and Matthew McConaughey has impregnated his new wife, Camila Alves, for a third time.
Their respective PR announcements? Well, let's start with Matthew's. He fired ...
And do you want to know what Katie said in a recent interview with Elle? Because if hindsight is 20/20, and Katie knew this divorce thing was coming up sooner rather than later, then she kind of let the cat out of the bag and we didn't even realize. From Elle:
"I’m starting to come into my own. It’s like a new phase.”
And when asked about her identity later on in the interview as Mrs. Tom Cruise, she had this to say:
“He has been Tom Cruise for 30 years. I know who I am and where ...
"I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head."
Oh god, of course Kim Kardashian is That Girl. I bet she goes into business meetings and doodles hearts and rainbows and writes "Mrs. Kim West" or "Mrs. Kim Bush" or "Mrs. Kim Bieber" (don't tell me she's never thought about it). I bet she gets home from first dates and calls up a friend to talk about how "no seriously, I think this guy is The One" and "we would make totally cute babies!" A...
Do you enjoy court dramas? Does the wild and wacky world of Scientology interest you? Have you been lying awake at night for the past few days, tossing and turning, unable to sleep until you check online just one more time for any new gossip on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? Then this is the divorce for you! If you live in or around New York City, or if you have the means to travel there, then Katie Holmes wants YOU to sit in on her divorce trial. Field trip?
From Hollywood Life:
“Katie filed an ‘emergent application’ in New Yor...
Or if you're in another part of the world that's not the US, Happy The US-is-Practically-Shut-Down-Day!
As you all know, we celebrate our independence from England today, as we've been doing year in and year out for the past two-hundred thirty-six years or something, and we intend to do it the right way.
What am I doing this fine Fourth of July? Well, dressing my family and myself in various scraps of red, white, and blue, barbecuing all sorts of high-fat, high-cholesterol meats that are m...
Yep, this is a photo of Snooki pushing a box of Coors Light in a stroller. I was going put up a headline like "BREAKING: Snooki Had Her Baby!" but I didn't want to freak you guys out or anything when in reality, it's just Snooki pushing a box of Coors Light in a stroller.
I'm not sure what the story behind this photo is. I don't know where Snooki was going, or why she had the stroller, or why she had the Coors Light (why does anyone ever have Coors Light?). All I know is that this is a be...
Oh, but just so you're completely clear on what we're talking about here, this is a story about how Kris Jenner is proud that her youngest daughters are so sexy. I mean, I'm sure she's proud of Kim and all, but no, right now we're talking about Kendall and Kylie. The 16-year-old and the 14-year-old. Yeah:
In typical American families, parents display photos of their teenagers – innocent yearbook shots and department store portraits – on the mantel or along the stairway wall. But there is nothing typical about the Kardashians: matriarch momanager Kris Jenner is drawing f...
Did you know that the absolute shitshow known as Liz & Dick has finished filming? They finished yesterday. So no more hilarious photos from the set, no more hilarious stories about Lindsay screwing up. It's all over, and now all we have to look forward to is the movie itself. Which, oh yeah, is going to be fabulous.
But you guys know Lindsay. She wouldn't dream of making us wait all the way till August to see her stunning portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor again. No, she gave us one last p...
Remember how we talked about this not so long ago and concluded that it would be complete, fresh awesomeness if the kids of 'Dawson's Creek' did end up reuniting for a big-screen project? Because we did, and it would, and now you can thank Tom Cruise for trying to not let that happen. Us has an exclusive story that Tom wasn't going to let Katie anywhere near the project, for fear of
From Us:
Audiences first fell in love with Katie Holmes as girl-next-door Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek, a role she relishe...
Katie Holmes will get nothing from the prenup. [The Superficial]
Kim's not washing her hair anymore. [Bitten and Bound]
Natalie Portman's getting married! [Starpulse]
PHOTO: Chris Hemsworth and his daughter. [Hollywood PQ]
Carly Rae Jepsen nudes. [Socialite Life]
Bar Refaeli likes ginger pubes. [Celebslam]
Sea Org doesn't want Suri. (Read: Sea Org wants Suri. Bad.) [Yeeeah]
Arianny Celeste in a bikini. [The Blemish]
The best of Andy Griffith. [OMGBlog]
A spanking party....
Isn't she just gorgeous, folks? And this face is still having sex with Garrett Hedlund. I mean, other parts of her probably are, too, but her face definitely is. Because Garrett Hedlund would be insane not to want to have sex with a face that looks like that---especially without any makeup, too. Simply divine.
Other than appearing out in public without any camouflage on, Kirsten has been busy busy busy promoting her new movie, 'Bachelorette'. Which sounds like it's going to be horrible, and also...
You know what I love? Seriously, all joking aside? When I hear certain celebrities talking like they're normal people, when everyone thinks that the idea couldn't be further from the truth for some of them. See, Hilary Duff has been a big proponent of "the weight'll come off when the weight comes off," and now Kate Beckinsale's jumping on the wagon, too, because she apparently put on a crap-ton of weight during her pregnancy (though you wouldn't know it to look at her size zero body now).
From a recent in...