Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morgan Freeman Is on Team Katie, Too!

A photo of Morgan Freeman From TMZ: Tom Cruise controlled Katie Holmes like a puppetmaster ... making every major and even minor decision in her personal and professional life ... and in the end, she felt like she couldn't breathe without his permission ... this according to sources close to the actress. Movie studio-connected sources tell us Tom executed an "Art Kill" way back when Katie was doing "Thank You for Smoking" in 2005 ... when the 2 first started dating. Sources tell us Tom instructed producers to ...

Good Morning! Kris Humphries is Gonna Be a Dad!

photo of fatmire pictures But no, it's not fabulous crap* like Kim Kardashian being knocked up, it's Kris Humphries' ex-non-girlfriend, FATMIRE. It's FATMIRE'S FETUS. From TMZ: Kris Humphries may not be the sharpest tool, but he sure is potent, because TMZ has learned his ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj is PREGNANT. Sources directly connected with Myla tell us Myla confirmed Monday that she's 3 months pregnant and says Kris is definitely the father. This could be used in Kris' divorce with Kim Kardashian, because K...

Watch This: Madonna Gets Weepy While Singing “Like A Virgin”

If we're posting any video of Madonna doing anything, I think it's safe to assume that it's completely ridiculous. This video is no exception. This video is bizarre. As you can see, it's a video Madonna singing some weird ballad version of "Like A Virgin" and crying. It goes on for quite a while, too. If I were you, I'd try to stick it out through the whole thing, because it's definitely worth it. And, just for funzies, let's name some songs that make us cry! Here's mine: - "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog - "Our Window" by Noah and the Whale - "The Point of It All" by Amanda Palmer - "Caves" by Jack's Mannequin - "Cars and Guns" by Roger Alan Wade And here are songs that would never, ever, not in a million years make me even think about crying: - "Like A Virgin" by Madonna. Do you see where the weirdness comes in? Silly Madonna! /> If we're posting any video of Madonna doing anything, I think it's safe to assume that it's completely ridiculous. This video is no exception. This video is bizarre. As you can see, it's a video Madonna singing some weird ballad version of "Like A Virgin" and crying. It goes on for quite a while, too. If I were you, I'd try to stick it out through the whole thing, because it's definitely worth it. And, just for funzies, let's name some songs that make us cry! Here's mine: - "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog - "Our Window" by Noah...

Did Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Break Up?

A photo of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber From TMZ: He loves her ... he loves her not -- TMZ has learned, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up multiple times in the last few months. Sources in a position to know tell us, Biebs and Selena most recently ended things last week -- but have since decided to give their relationship another try ... kinda. We're told Justin and Selena's current situation is tenuous ... they're not "solid"  ...  they're just figuring things out. They've been dating for roughly a year and a h...

Blind Items, Revealed!

Today is a magical day. Or, well, yesterday was a magical day, but Sarah and I were busy celebrating America's birthday, so we're just getting to the magic today. See, yesterday CDAN revealed tons and tons of blind items. Let's stop with the preamble and get right to those, all right? This A list celebrity and former singer who seems to always wear sunglasses was out over the weekend when she stopped to watch a woman on the street singing for money. The celebrity said, "You are better than...

Tom Cruise Says the Divorce is Not Over Scientology, Duh

photo of tom cruise and katie holmes pictures From TMZ: Katie Holmes may say her decision to divorce Tom Cruise is over Scientology, but it's NOT ... so say sources directly connected to Tom. Our sources tell us ... they believe Katie and her team are leaking false stories to the media by maintaining she was trying to save Suri from the grips of Scientology, and that's why she left Tom. As one well-connected Tom source put it, "She [Katie] was totally committed to Scientology. She had enthusiasm for it and would voluntarily and ...

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photo of jessica biel and justin timberlake pictures R. Kelly got a divorce because of 'The Notebook'. [The Superficial] The Happy Afflecks. [Lainey Gossip] Who said "I'm totally single" and is apparently LYING THROUGH HER TEETH? [Starpulse] Keira Knightley better have nothing to do with Adam Levine. [Cele|bitchy] Justin and Selena are about to break up. No, for real. [TMZ] What Jared Leto wears to the beach. [The Frisky] Kris Jenner strikes a pose in a BIKINI. For you. [Socialite Life] Madonna weeps because she's so artsy. [OMGBlog] Jenny McCarthy's boobs. [Yeeeah] Evidence that Justin Timberlake is cheating on Jessica Biel. [Celebslam] PHOTOS: Nao...

PHOTO: Taylor Swift Has a New Man!

photo of taylor swift and patrick schwarzenegger pictures Eyewitness sources claim that Taylor Swift has a new boy "friend"---and it's none other than the son of another famous cheater, Arnold Schwarzenegger. TMZ had cameras in the area up in Massachusetts yesterday for the Fourth of July, and they happened to catch Taylor flirting madly and disappearing on a long walk with Arnold's eighteen-year-old son, Patrick Schwarzenegger. It's unknown if Taylor and Patrick are officially dating, or if Patrick wants to avoid that real-label shit like th...

Demi Moore’s Daughters Are Fed Up With Demi Moore, Also We’re Going to See the Young One Topless Soon

photo of demi moore and daughters harper's pictures From Radar Online: Demi Moore’s daughters are no longer talking to their troubled mother, a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. The source says the relationship between the three girls and Demi has reached “breaking point” after a series of fights and they have cut off all contact with her. “Rumer, Scout and Tallulah just don’t want to deal with the drama at the moment,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Since breaking up with ...

Us Weekly Says Jessica Simpson Was Drinking While Breastfeeding

photo of jessica simpson pictures breastfeeding drinking pics From Us: The scale has spoken – and it doesn’t have any good news for Jessica Simpson. A source tells Hot Stuff that Jessica learned at her first Weight Watchers weigh-in – a few weeks after the May 1 birth of daughter Maxwell – she had gained 70 pounds. Luckily, Jessica has $4 million worth of motivation to shed them. Her contract requires a 20 to 30 pound loss by the end of August or no payday, says a source. But it won’t be easy. “Jessica has always had issues with junk foo...

Love It or Leave It: Lindsay Goes Back to Red

photo of instagram pictures red hair lindsay lohan pic So did Instagram's stock just drop, like, thirty percent over the last few days or what? I'm kidding. I don't know if Instagram is even a publicly-traded entity. I just like pretending that I know lots about the stock market and linking its downtrends with Lindsay Lohan in whatever way I can (on a for-realsies note, I was a securities analyst-in-training in a different life. No joke. I left the business for the wide, ever-changing world of gossip-writing, and I do not regret it one. single. bit). Seriously, though, Lindsay Lohan needs to lay...

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photo of sharon stone hot pictures An honest review of 'The Amazing Spiderman'. [The Superficial] Brangelina headed for a Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes-like breakup, too? [Lainey Gossip] Frank Ocean was in love with a man. [Starpulse] Busy Phillips has peach hair. [ICYDK] PHOTOS: What Kim and Kanye did in Paris. [INFDaily] The huge change coming to Coachella. [Huff Po] Porn stars don't even want to sex Lindsay Lohan now. [The Superficial] Tom's lawyer speaks. [Lainey Gossip] Happy Fourth of July from BOOBS. [Celebslam] Miley Cyrus wants to have a baby now. [Cele|bitchy] ...