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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Might Not Even Go to Court

A photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes From TMZ: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called a temporary truce while their lawyers try to negotiate a full divorce settlement ... TMZ has learned. Sources very familiar with the situation tell us ... there are NO immediate plans for either side to go to court. There will be no court hearing Monday, Tuesday or in the foreseeable future, unless the negotiations fall apart. Sources tell us the lawyers are negotiating child custody, visitation, child support and a property settlement. We'...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Independence Day Ensemble

A photo of Katy Perry This is what Katy Perry wore to a bar on the 4th of July. It's a little costumey for me, but hey, that's Katy! What do you think? Ok, fine. Look, this isn't really about what Katy Perry wore on the 4th of July, obviously. Her outfit isn't that cute or awful or remarkable at all, and I don't want to insult you by trying to pretend like that's the focus of this story. No, the focus of this story is something much bigger, and much more shameful. I have a confession to make: I went to se...

Oh No, Fatmire Might Not Be Telling The Truth!

A photo of Fatmire Sinanaj This is sad. Just this morning, we heard the beautiful news that our friend Fatmire is pregnant with little Fatmire Jr., and that the father is none other than Kris Humphries. I was definitely suspicious, but I tried to put my doubts aside and be happy for Fatmire. It turns out though that I might have had a reason to be suspicious. Here's some background information on ol' Fatmy from some guy she dated for six years: “Myla [Fatmire] has been searching to become famous since I met her. Originally, she said she was a singer but I was...

Kim Kardashian Is An Aunt Again!

A photo of Kim Kardashian No, Kourtney hasn't had her second baby yet. And no, Khloe isn't pregnant. Kim just decided to declare herself "Auntie Kim" to Beyonce's kid. From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: Kim Kardashian is desperate to become BFFs with Beyonce – and she’s spoiling the singer’s baby to get super-close, say sources. Kim splurged on a $5000 diamond-studded baby bracelet for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s 6-month-old daughter Blue Ivy. But Kim presumptuously personalized the trinket with the ...

Justin Bieber is a Reckless Driver, You Guys

photo of justin bieber in his car cited pictures pulled over photos From TMZ: Justin Bieber just got cited for speeding on the freeway, and the witness who called 911 -- who happens to be an L.A. City Councilman -- tells TMZ, Bieber should have been cuffed, locked up and stripped of his driving privileges. L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine -- who ironically was an LAPD motor officer for 18 years -- was on the 101 Freeway when he saw Justin in his chrome Fisker Karma roaring down the freeway at speeds that Zine says exceeded 100 mph. Zine tells us ... B...

Jessica Simpson Belatedly Wishes You a Happy 4th of July!

photo of jessica simpson and family fourth of july pictures The photo came out last night, and showed a glowing and always-lovely Jessica hugging on her fiance, Eric Johnson, and their very large, very serious-looking baby, Maxwell Drew. And my oh my is that one very large and very serious-looking infant. Anyway, a lot of you guys were saying that you were sick of seeing the slack-jawed photo of Jessica flaunting her ample cleavage, so I thought I'd dig something new up for you to get sick of instead. Because I love this photo *so much* that I'm probab...

My Entire Year is Ruined

photo of adrien brody and lara leito pictures See that picture up there? It's Adrien Brody. And his new girlfriend. And they're doing a really good job of feeling each other up on a boat in Saint Tropez. And now I want to punch myself in the face for having had to see this today, on a Friday, when the rest of the week had gone so well. And what the hell is this! I'm not going to even pretend to have an answer for that. Adrien's new girlfriend's name is Lara Leito, and she's a nobody as far as I'm aware, and this is the kind o...

MISSING: Two Eyebrows! REWARD: Six Cases of Diet Pepsi!

photo of britney spears no eyebrows bikini pictures This is a photo that Britney Spears posted to her Facebook account over the last day or so, showing one awesome bikini body, two adorable young children, a non-trashed hotel (?) room, and the glaringly-obvious absence of two eyebrows, and anyone who's ever seen Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' knows what a bad, bad look the whole no-eyebrows thing can be on the wrong face. Aside from all of that business, though, girlfriend looks great, right? From the neck down, she looks almost like the old Britney t...

Quotables: Brad Pitt’s Mom Hates Dem Gayz

photo of brad pitt and jane pitt pictures I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June 15). I am also a Christian and differ with the Mormon religion. But I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon. Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Rom...

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photo of tom cruise fat baby suri pictures Ginnifer Goodwin shares kisses. [The Superficial] Minka Kelly like you've never seen her before. [IDLYITW] Demi Lovato: the next victim of Photoshop. [Amy Grindhouse] Lindsay's spending more time with porn stars. [INFDaily] Rihanna's terrified of being broken-hearted again. Give me a f-cking break. [theBERRY] Taylor Swift's new bathing suit. [Yeeeah] 5 Ways to live more like a sea turtle. [The Frisky] What you don't know about 'Dark Knight Rises'. [Huff Po] Katie and Suri...

I Hope Katie Puts Some Weight On Once This Divorce Thing is Over

photo of katie holmes pictures weight loss pics I'm sure this is probably Tom's doing, too. I mean, even if it isn't the stress of the life event happening here, it's probably residual "you're not allowed to gain more than three pounds in a year so as long as you take it off within a thirty-day period" shit that Tom forced Katie to adhere by when they were married. Also, remember how we told you guys that Katie had moved out of the couple's shared home in New York City and into an apartment of her own? This is it: And it rings in at...

Was Kristen Stewart Looking at Engagement Rings?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart According to In Touch, yes, Kristen Stewart was looking at engagement rings because she and her greasy beau, Robert Pattinson, are getting Very Serious: After four years and four blockbuster films, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are ready to take their relationship to the next level. In Touch has learned that Kristen went shopping at Neil Lane in West Hollywood with a friend in early June and stunned eyewitnesses when she headed straight for the engagement rings! “She was trying on...