"I had no say whatsoever [in the ring]. I don't micromanage."
This is what Jessica had to say this past Friday to In Style magazine, which is really, really funny, considering we just ran a story saying how Jessica Biel is super busy babysitting Justin Timberlake and micromanaging him. LOLZ Jessica Biel, you're so funny.
Now honestly, I don't give two shits (or even one) as to whether Jessica Biel had a "say" in her engagement ring. I really don't, because that's not what's important to m...
"Let's just say I feel, I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity. And I feel that, on the next album, there's a lack of maturity, it's a tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility."
- Lady Gaga teases us all with exciting talk of her next album.
Let's just look at that first part for a minute. "I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity." And now let me present, with zero judgement, a few lyrics from a few songs off the...
That's a photo of very popular model Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated earlier this year, but what I want to know is how the photographers managed to get a bikini on this cow, AM I RIGHT?! It's like "stop grazing, Kate, it's time to take some pictures!" And just because we all know how much editing goes into magazine shoots these days, here's another picture of Kate, just out and about all the town:
I can't believe she even fit in the frame! LOL!
But really, there are people who are...
Fatmire's gone and done it again! This girl has some amazing game, if you think about it. Like, this is the kind of strategy I bet Kim Kardashian would have used if she wasn't lucky enough to have Robert Kardashian for a father: find some remotely famous guy, talk to him, maybe sleep with him, and then call TMZ and tell them every single detail. Oh, and if you feel like interest in you may be slipping a little, be sure to fake a pregnancy.
Anyway, when I say that Fatmire's done it again, I...
From TMZ:
TMZ has learned, the divorce settlement between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is extremely complicated, outlining things both Tom and Katie can and cannot do with Suri.
Here's what we know.
-- Katie will have what amounts to primary physical custody, but Tom has significant custodial time with his daughter.
-- A report claiming that Suri must be in the presence of Katie's bodyguard and nanny when she is around Tom is "absolutely, 100% false."
-- The custodial provisions of t...
Oh Amy.
I could do without all the Nas, though he's probably one of the best rappers in the game today (which isn't saying a whole lot anyway, when you have people like TYGA or whatever out there)
From the Huff Po:
Nas' collaboration with the late Amy Winehouse has finally surfaced. The track, "Cherry Wine," premiered on BBC's Radio 1 on Tuesday night.
Produced by Salaam Remi, "Cherry Wine" will appear on the rapper's tenth studio album, Life is Good, which is slated for a July 17th release. Nas and Winehouse previously collaborated on "Like Smoke," which appeared on Winehouse's posthumous album Lioness: Hidden Treasures.
I don't know, guys. I love Amy and I miss her and there's still a big old empty spot in my heart where a live, thriving Amy would normally fit (if she were, you know, still live and thriving), and I still have to say it---maybe if girl had laid off the 'smoke' and 'wine' a little bit more and focused on cranking out beautiful music like she used to be so good at doing, she might be here with us today, celebrating 'Cherry Wine' in July of 2012.
As it were, she's not, and we only have things like 'smoke' and like 'wine' to blame. And, you know, the obvious addiction to both.
RIP Amy. Good to see that your music is still living on though you're not. />
Oh Amy.
I could do without all the Nas, though he's probably one of the best rappers in the game today (which isn't saying a whole lot anyway, when you have people like TYGA or whatever out there)
From the Huff Po:
Nas' collaboration with the late Amy Winehouse has finally surfaced. The track, "Cherry Wine," premiered on BBC's Radio 1 on Tuesday night.
Produced by Salaam Remi, "Cherry Wine" will appear on the rapper's tenth studio album, Life is Good, which is slated for a July 1...
From TMZ:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have SETTLED their divorce ... this according to Katie's lawyer.
Jonathan Wolfe tells TMZ, "This case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life."
TMZ reported in the last few days lawyers for both sides were in a marathon negotiation -- trying to end what began as a divorce war.
As we reported, one condition Tom had fo...
What's that? You've been wondering where Courtney Stodden's been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you'd have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway---thing's like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that make her look like she's about to take a dump. And doing the sprinkler. And that disco move, whatever that is.
Also, I maintain that Courtney looks like a skinny, scrawny teenager, save for those obviously fake boobs. Look at her legs. Her hips. Her ass. It's all totally new-pubescent.
Incidentally, if you're wondering what we're in store for once Courtney turns eighteen next month (!!!), this video should suffice in summing it all up:
Is it too late, you think, to say that I'm worried about Courtney Stodden? />
What's that? You've been wondering where Courtney Stodden's been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you'd have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway---thing's like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that m...
For any of you guys who might have missed it this past weekend, Usher's eleven-year-old stepson (the son of soon-to-be ex-wife Tameka Foster) was struck by a jetski while he was floating on an inner tube on Lake Lanier in Atlanta, Georgia.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has been declared brain dead by doctors following the accident Friday when he was struck by a jet ski ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, Kyle Glover (son of Usher's estranged wife Tameka Foster) has not ...
Heeeere's Fatmire! [The Superficial]
Emma and Andrew bombed. [Lainey Gossip]
Kourtney Kardashian's baby! [Bossip]
Kristen Stewart is trying for that engagement ring. [Starpulse]
Light as a feather. [theBERRY]
Susan Sarandon still has her thirty-year-old boyfriend. [Cele|bitchy]
'Jersey Shore's final fight scenes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Helena Bonham Carter's look is ... well, it's interesting. [The Frisky]
Jessica Simpson is launching a bridal line, now, too! [ICYDK]
Naomi Watts looks NOTHING like Princess Diana. [Socialite Life]
When P...
"That sh*t with [Paris]. It's like, c'mon man. She's tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should try to] be an actual DJ. If you're just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. ... It's like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice."
Samantha Ronson on the musical abomination known as Paris Hilton DJ-ing.
For once, did you ever think th...
"I had no say whatsoever [in the ring]. I don't micromanage."
This is what Jessica had to say this past Friday to In Style magazine, which is really, really funny, considering we just ran a story saying how Jessica Biel is super busy babysitting Justin Timberlake and micromanaging him. LOLZ Jessica Biel, you're so funny.
Now honestly, I don't give two shits (or even one) as to whether Jessica Biel had a "say" in her engagement ring. I really don't, because that's not what's important to m...
"Let's just say I feel, I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity. And I feel that, on the next album, there's a lack of maturity, it's a tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility."
- Lady Gaga teases us all with exciting talk of her next album.
Let's just look at that first part for a minute. "I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity." And now let me present, with zero judgement, a few lyrics from a few songs off the...
That's a photo of very popular model Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated earlier this year, but what I want to know is how the photographers managed to get a bikini on this cow, AM I RIGHT?! It's like "stop grazing, Kate, it's time to take some pictures!" And just because we all know how much editing goes into magazine shoots these days, here's another picture of Kate, just out and about all the town:
I can't believe she even fit in the frame! LOL!
But really, there are people who are...
Fatmire's gone and done it again! This girl has some amazing game, if you think about it. Like, this is the kind of strategy I bet Kim Kardashian would have used if she wasn't lucky enough to have Robert Kardashian for a father: find some remotely famous guy, talk to him, maybe sleep with him, and then call TMZ and tell them every single detail. Oh, and if you feel like interest in you may be slipping a little, be sure to fake a pregnancy.
Anyway, when I say that Fatmire's done it again, I...
From TMZ:
TMZ has learned, the divorce settlement between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is extremely complicated, outlining things both Tom and Katie can and cannot do with Suri.
Here's what we know.
-- Katie will have what amounts to primary physical custody, but Tom has significant custodial time with his daughter.
-- A report claiming that Suri must be in the presence of Katie's bodyguard and nanny when she is around Tom is "absolutely, 100% false."
-- The custodial provisions of t...
From TMZ:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have SETTLED their divorce ... this according to Katie's lawyer.
Jonathan Wolfe tells TMZ, "This case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life."
TMZ reported in the last few days lawyers for both sides were in a marathon negotiation -- trying to end what began as a divorce war.
As we reported, one condition Tom had fo...
For any of you guys who might have missed it this past weekend, Usher's eleven-year-old stepson (the son of soon-to-be ex-wife Tameka Foster) was struck by a jetski while he was floating on an inner tube on Lake Lanier in Atlanta, Georgia.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has been declared brain dead by doctors following the accident Friday when he was struck by a jet ski ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, Kyle Glover (son of Usher's estranged wife Tameka Foster) has not ...
Heeeere's Fatmire! [The Superficial]
Emma and Andrew bombed. [Lainey Gossip]
Kourtney Kardashian's baby! [Bossip]
Kristen Stewart is trying for that engagement ring. [Starpulse]
Light as a feather. [theBERRY]
Susan Sarandon still has her thirty-year-old boyfriend. [Cele|bitchy]
'Jersey Shore's final fight scenes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Helena Bonham Carter's look is ... well, it's interesting. [The Frisky]
Jessica Simpson is launching a bridal line, now, too! [ICYDK]
Naomi Watts looks NOTHING like Princess Diana. [Socialite Life]
When P...
"That sh*t with [Paris]. It's like, c'mon man. She's tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should try to] be an actual DJ. If you're just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. ... It's like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice."
Samantha Ronson on the musical abomination known as Paris Hilton DJ-ing.
For once, did you ever think th...