"I am flawed as a human being. I am flawed as a person. As a man, I am flawed. BUT MY MUSIC IS PERFECT! This is the best that you're gonna get in this lifetime, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry."
At a recent concert, Kanye was nice enough to let his fans know that his music is perfect, and that no other musical artists can come close to his greatness. Yes, such moving songs as "Gold Digger," "Stronger," and "Love Lockdown" are "the best that you're going to get in this lifetime."
Wait. Kanye's music is the best ... n...
Do you remember when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman got divorced? I don't, because I was too busy growing boobs and getting spitballs stuck in my hair on the bus, but I hear it was a pretty big deal. Apparently what happened was in 2001, Tom's spokesperson announced their separation, and then two days later Tom filed for divorce. Nicole, meanwhile, was just like "what?" She was also three months pregnant when Tom filed, and she miscarried just a little bit after that. When Tom heard that news,...
Yeah, I know, blind items are supposed to be blind. But some of them are just so incredibly obvious that I think it's ok to just skip right past the initial guessing games and get straight to business. And the business this time involves Tom Cruise and his wandering penis. Are you ready?
From Blind Gossip:
When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to th...
From Hollywood Rag:
Nicki Minaj demanded the grass outside her dressing room at T in the Park be cut shorter.
The 'Starships' hitmaker refused to walk around her private area at the Scottish music festival last weekend because the lawn had not been trimmed sufficiently and insisted someone tackle the greenery before she would step outside.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "Nicki went mad about the grass around her area, saying it was far too long for her to walk on.
"She threw a comple...
Let's all take a deep sigh of relief, for our dear Fatmire is actually not pregnant. She will not bear the child of Kris Humphries, for there is no Fatmy Jr. nestled in her tummy. Nope, not pregnant. Just crazy.
From TMZ:
Kris Humphries can breathe a sigh of relief -- his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj insists she's NOT PREGNANT ... her belly's just naturally round.
Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight -- are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, "I am definitely not pr...
Wow! This one's turned into quite a looker, wouldn't you say? Can't guarantee that she's going to stay as cute as a button, though, because of that whole, pesky "two hotties make a nottie" thing, but one never does know, do they?
Here's a few hints to get you on your way---
---Girl's going through a turbulent time in her life right now, and I don't mean just adolescence
---Girl's got two way fashionable parents, though one of them could stand to lay off the eyeliner, scarves, and ever...
I know; I know. Her name is ... wait, let me look it up again quick---her name is Bonnie Wright, but I'm telling you right now---no matter how many times I write about this cute little doll of a girl, I'm always, always, *always* going to refer to her as Ginny Weasley, because no role she could ever take on again in life could ever be as epic as the one she took in playing the sassy, street-smart, soft-hearted Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. OK? Let's just deal.
Remember how I tol...
Roseanne recently posted a self-portrait on Twitter and captioned it ever-so-gracefully, "Fat old Jew," when in actuality, I think she looks pretty good for turning sixty this year. Yeah, you know, it's not the most flattering of photos, but then again, unless you're ninety-five pounds soaking wet, anyone's going to look kind of funny from a flat-on-the-chest view. Duh.
Also, did you guys know that Roseanne's going to be roasted next month? Yeah, by Comedy Central, and it's going to happen on A...
From Heat World:
News of Adele’s pregnancy only broke on 29 June – but heat can report exclusively that the award-winning singer will soon hear the pitter patter of tiny feet as she is due to give birth in early September!
No, this isn’t the quickest pregnancy ever – Adele has actually been keeping her happy news a secret for seven months! Sneaky!
“Adele has barely left the house in recent months, so she could keep this to herself for as long as possible,” an insider clos...
From the NY Daily News via Christopher Anderson's new book, 'Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger':
In 1973, Mick Jagger was still coy about his own sexual preferences, but Bowie made no effort to conceal the fact that both he and his wife were bisexual and often shared partners. “Mick looked at David and wondered if maybe this was the wave of the future,” said Leee Black Childers, former executive vice president of MainMan, the management firm that handled Bowie. “Mick was very...
Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is apparently Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]
Rachel McAdams' unmistakable baby bump. [The Frisky]
Kris Humphries thinks he can make you famous. Bro. [TMZ]
Sofia Vergara turns 40: see the hottest pictures of Sofia EVER. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Angelina Jolie's long, gross nails. [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTOS: Is Lea Michele sporting a ... baby bump? [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga shows her vagina to all. [Yeeeah]
Duh, Tom Cruise is a god, don't you know...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Beyonce-Jay-Z-Kanye-Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
Oh man you don’t know! I have Kim an...
"I am flawed as a human being. I am flawed as a person. As a man, I am flawed. BUT MY MUSIC IS PERFECT! This is the best that you're gonna get in this lifetime, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry."
At a recent concert, Kanye was nice enough to let his fans know that his music is perfect, and that no other musical artists can come close to his greatness. Yes, such moving songs as "Gold Digger," "Stronger," and "Love Lockdown" are "the best that you're going to get in this lifetime."
Wait. Kanye's music is the best ... n...
Do you remember when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman got divorced? I don't, because I was too busy growing boobs and getting spitballs stuck in my hair on the bus, but I hear it was a pretty big deal. Apparently what happened was in 2001, Tom's spokesperson announced their separation, and then two days later Tom filed for divorce. Nicole, meanwhile, was just like "what?" She was also three months pregnant when Tom filed, and she miscarried just a little bit after that. When Tom heard that news,...
Yeah, I know, blind items are supposed to be blind. But some of them are just so incredibly obvious that I think it's ok to just skip right past the initial guessing games and get straight to business. And the business this time involves Tom Cruise and his wandering penis. Are you ready?
From Blind Gossip:
When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to th...
From Hollywood Rag:
Nicki Minaj demanded the grass outside her dressing room at T in the Park be cut shorter.
The 'Starships' hitmaker refused to walk around her private area at the Scottish music festival last weekend because the lawn had not been trimmed sufficiently and insisted someone tackle the greenery before she would step outside.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "Nicki went mad about the grass around her area, saying it was far too long for her to walk on.
"She threw a comple...
Let's all take a deep sigh of relief, for our dear Fatmire is actually not pregnant. She will not bear the child of Kris Humphries, for there is no Fatmy Jr. nestled in her tummy. Nope, not pregnant. Just crazy.
From TMZ:
Kris Humphries can breathe a sigh of relief -- his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj insists she's NOT PREGNANT ... her belly's just naturally round.
Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight -- are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, "I am definitely not pr...
Wow! This one's turned into quite a looker, wouldn't you say? Can't guarantee that she's going to stay as cute as a button, though, because of that whole, pesky "two hotties make a nottie" thing, but one never does know, do they?
Here's a few hints to get you on your way---
---Girl's going through a turbulent time in her life right now, and I don't mean just adolescence
---Girl's got two way fashionable parents, though one of them could stand to lay off the eyeliner, scarves, and ever...
I know; I know. Her name is ... wait, let me look it up again quick---her name is Bonnie Wright, but I'm telling you right now---no matter how many times I write about this cute little doll of a girl, I'm always, always, *always* going to refer to her as Ginny Weasley, because no role she could ever take on again in life could ever be as epic as the one she took in playing the sassy, street-smart, soft-hearted Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. OK? Let's just deal.
Remember how I tol...
Roseanne recently posted a self-portrait on Twitter and captioned it ever-so-gracefully, "Fat old Jew," when in actuality, I think she looks pretty good for turning sixty this year. Yeah, you know, it's not the most flattering of photos, but then again, unless you're ninety-five pounds soaking wet, anyone's going to look kind of funny from a flat-on-the-chest view. Duh.
Also, did you guys know that Roseanne's going to be roasted next month? Yeah, by Comedy Central, and it's going to happen on A...
From Heat World:
News of Adele’s pregnancy only broke on 29 June – but heat can report exclusively that the award-winning singer will soon hear the pitter patter of tiny feet as she is due to give birth in early September!
No, this isn’t the quickest pregnancy ever – Adele has actually been keeping her happy news a secret for seven months! Sneaky!
“Adele has barely left the house in recent months, so she could keep this to herself for as long as possible,” an insider clos...
From the NY Daily News via Christopher Anderson's new book, 'Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger':
In 1973, Mick Jagger was still coy about his own sexual preferences, but Bowie made no effort to conceal the fact that both he and his wife were bisexual and often shared partners. “Mick looked at David and wondered if maybe this was the wave of the future,” said Leee Black Childers, former executive vice president of MainMan, the management firm that handled Bowie. “Mick was very...
Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is apparently Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]
Rachel McAdams' unmistakable baby bump. [The Frisky]
Kris Humphries thinks he can make you famous. Bro. [TMZ]
Sofia Vergara turns 40: see the hottest pictures of Sofia EVER. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Angelina Jolie's long, gross nails. [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTOS: Is Lea Michele sporting a ... baby bump? [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga shows her vagina to all. [Yeeeah]
Duh, Tom Cruise is a god, don't you know...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Beyonce-Jay-Z-Kanye-Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
Oh man you don’t know! I have Kim an...