First of all, can I say that Evan Rachel Wood is f-cking retarded without ruffling people's feathers? No? OK, then. I won't. The above is a video of Evan Rachel Wood getting her nose pierced, and if you can get through the entire thirty-seven seconds of mouth-breathing and semi-inappropriate, audible orgasms, then you can actually witness Evan Rachel Wood getting her nose pierced. Can you imagine what sitting through an entire tattoo sesh would be like? Madness, guys. It would be sheer madness. On a related note, I once had my nose pierced. And while it wasn't the most pain-free body piercing I ever had, it certainly wasn't the worst (the bellybutton, guys---the bellybutton was the worst). And it certainly wasn't bad or "bad" enough that I had to all act like it was one of the most exhilarating things that's ever happened to me. Because the whole exaggerated "Ohhhh f------------ck" thing at the end and the self-satisfied little smirk? Ugh. I wanted to just die a little bit right there. Oh. Wait. No. Her, I mean, not me. Even the piercer (who's probably seen it all) is like, "Dude. Get this silly bitch out of my chair. Please?" /> First of all, can I say that Evan Rachel Wood is f-cking retarded without ruffling people's feathers? No? OK, then. I won't. The above is a video of Evan Rachel Wood getting her nose pierced, and if you can get through the entire thirty-seven seconds of mouth-breathing and semi-inappropriate, audible orgasms, then you can actually witness Evan Rachel Wood getting her nose pierced. Can you imagine what sitting through an entire tattoo sesh would be like? Madness, guys. It would be sheer madness. On a related note, I once had my nose pierced. And while it wasn't the mos...